Sans stared off into the distance. Chara, who noticed this, caught his attention.
"Something catch your eye?"
Sans nodded.
"yeah...but i'm not quite sure what that cloud of dust is..."
A stare.
"What cloud of dust?" Sans looked at them.
"You really don't see it?"
A glitch in the air went unnoticed by the two.
"No- oh wait yeah what is that?" Chara narrowed their eyes to get a better look.
"beats me but-"
Flowey cut Sans off. He was holding Frisk's phone.
"Uh... Frisk?"
"Yeah?"
"Watch-"
Crash!
"-out..."
...I like this version of Frisk *tackles Frisk in a hug* They're so cute!
Sorry to say, but I've never heard of Sanitale, what is it?
Now then for every one in Sanitale, who is your favourite person from any AU?
- Rosie Vulpes
Sans and Chara both had blank looks on their faces as they saw a random girl, probably one of the reviewers, tackle Frisk down on the ground while glomping them.
"You're soooo cute!" Sans and Chara looked horrified. Frisk? Cute?
NO. Just...no.
They are a very manipulative bitch. One shouldn't take Frisk for granted.
Sans took pity on the pour souls they've unintentionally and intentionally traumatized. Chara looked like they wanted to kill themselves.
Frisk mastered the 'WTF' look perfectly. Flowey looked really stiff and confused (don't ask, its something he has a habit of doing) as he handed the phone over to them.
They read the review. Their eyes widened, and after some struggling, then set Rosie beside them and pulled up another PowerPoint.
They cleared their throat.
"Ehem. I thank you for the compliment, Rosie. But my colleagues think otherwise, and they are perfectly justified to do so," Chara put her face into her palm. Not this phase again.
"And since you were so kind to give me that compliment, I shall tell you a brief summary on our AU."
"SaninTale is a fairly new and not so popular AU made by our Author, who usually goes by the name VisQel or Veronica. She made SaniTale a very... well, crazy one, in where I am a complete lunatic. I don't kill, but I'm not above hurting people either. I'm a neutralist, so to speak. I have very... peculiar 'mood swings', if you could even call them that, and drove Sans up the wall with my antics."
"no surprise there, bud."
"Oh, hush. Originally, Chara was supposed to posses my body, but they too were driven up the wall with my various antics, the cherry on top being the time when I got them the body they are currently using."
"You just had to bring that up..."
"And then Error had to come along and destroy the timeline I was sent into. Note that I was previously an unnamed UT fan. And if you are worried about me being a Mary-sue, not to worry, I am weak strength-wise. I rely on the power I acquired very recently, the power of illusions. And of course the fact that I don't give a shit about who suffers, that alone suffices that I have a few bolts loose. And I know this. But am I going to do anything about it? Nope. Why should I when it brings so many interesting people into my life?"
Frisk then dramatically crossed their arms and had somehow made their coat, which everyone hadn't noticed they'd been wearing, flap in the non-existent wind.
*This dramatic pose wasn't anything important, so you briefly wonder why Frisk was doing it in the first place.
"Currently we all just laze about in our home, which is, in short, grand. I don't do humble."
"As for the reason the Author named our AU SaniTale? Well, SaniTale is just a sort-of nickname. It's original name was 'The tale where people and monsters alike question my sanity' or what was left of it anyway. It was supposed to be called UnderSanity, but she thought SaniTale was a better name."
Frisk closed the PowerPoint. They grinned and turned to Rosie. "Did that answer most of your questions? I admit, our AU is still being constructed, but its a start."
Rosie nodded and disappeared back to her own world.
"...kid, one last question was left unanswered." Frisk's eyes widened.
"...Lets see it then."
...I like this version of Frisk *tackles Frisk in a hug* They're so cute!
Sorry to say, but I've never heard of Sanitale, what is it?
Now then for every one in Sanitale, who is your favourite person from any AU?
- Rosie Vulpes
"Hm... Well, I'd say that my favorite would be Blue, from UnderSwap. Maybe Muffet, as well." Frisk turned to the others. "Well?"
"uh... probably tori from altertale... i dunno."
"Really."
"yea."
"Flowey? Do you have any character from any AU that you like?"
"UF Papyrus."
"... I think I know why. Chara?"
"Cter from DoubleTale."
Frisk looked skeptical. "Why not Character?"
Chara glared, so hard that Frisk had to take a step back.
If looks could kill, Chara would've managed to kill Sans on a genocide run before actually doing anything.
What did they do?
"Frisk. If I was still anything like I was back in the past, I would've picked Character."
"Anything like you were in the past- Oh. OH! Oh..."
"Yeah, 'oh'." Chara snorted, returning to their default blank look. Frisk blinked a few times.
"Well, I hope that answers what Rosie Vulpes wanted to know about us. Though I didn't expect anyone to question us so soon..."