GAREN CROWNGUARD

"Shall we start, Garen?"

Garen continued to sit in silence as he looked anywhere except at the therapist.

"Garen, is there something wrong?"

"Of course not" He replied.

"So, why are you looking away? I am not that vulgar to look at, am I?"

Garen suddenly sat up and began apologising.

"Of course not! What would make you think that?"

The therapist then sighed deeply before putting her notebook down.

"Are you angry about the story I told when Jax challenged me?" She whispered.

Garen then totally lost it.

"WHO THE HELL WRITES SUCH FILTH?"

"Your fans…?" The therapist slowly started to slide down her seat.

"IT WAS DISGUSTING! I WOULD NEVER EVER DO ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH KATARINA! DID YOU SEE THE WAY PEOPLE LOOK AT ME? THEY DARE JUDGE ME ON FICTIONAL LIES!"

"Yeah, that was my bad" The therapist apologised. "Should've picked a different story to read"

Garen calmed down before slumping in his seat in defeat.

"I still can't believe you bested Jax of all people" He groaned. "And with that story out of all things"

"You know Katarina was not at all phased about that when she was here"

"What?"

"That's all I'm saying. Patient confidentiality and all" The therapist smirked. "But I really am sorry Lord Crownguard. Please accept my apologies"

Garen gave it a thought before again sighing in defeat.

"A loss is a loss. Jax knew the price and I can't blame you for that. It was intriguing to see you outsmart him though" He smiled.

"I'm just glad I thought of that on the spot. All of you are so intimidating, I was a bit frightened" She confessed.

"Which reminds me, Garen…"

"Hmm?"

"You and Katarina. Are you two an item?"

Garen's red face turned a deep blush of red.

"WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"Uh-huh. You, Mighty Demacian soldier, are still in denial" Jane raised an eyebrow.

"I AM NOT!"

"Oh? Then I guess Katarina does feel one-sided about this after all" The therapist lied.

Garen suddenly cringed.

"She said that?" He slumped in defeat.

"AH-HAH! You do have feelings for her!"

"YOU TRICKED ME!"

"Hey, I'm a therapist. Not a nun. Come on, tell me" The therapist begged.

Garen sat in silence, still blushing deeply.

"No" He finally said with great force.

Jane also sat in silence with and sighed.

"Very well. Forgive me for intruding Lord Crownguard. But remember, if you cannot figure out the answer with your mind, use your heart"

"That's a foolish notion"

"Said the fool in love" She countered.

"I can't be with her. It would cause an outrage from my family and my nation"

"So?"

"My reputations is at stake!"

"And?"

Garen sat in silence again.

"And…"

"Go on"

"And…Iloveher"

"Sorry. Say again?"

Garen huffed and faced Jane with a great determination.

"I AM IN LOVE WITH KATARINA DU COUTEAU" He stated proudly.

The therapist smiled widely.

"How do you feel, Garen?"

"I feel…relieved actually. Like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders"

"Have you wanted to tell Ms. Du Couteau about your feelings?"

"I truly do. But I am a coward when it comes to the affairs of the heart. What should I do?"

"I don't know. But the only advice I can give you is this. Continue to be yourself. She fell in love with you for that very reason"

Garen's eyes widened.

"She said that?"

"You didn't hear it from me" Jane winked.

"Thank you for your time Garen. We'll continue this next time. You should be proud of yourself" Jane complimented as she lead Garen towards the door.

"Thank you Ms. Doe"

"My pleasure"

As Garen left and turned the corner, Jane quickly locked the door and then opened up her closet to reveal a very angry and bound Katarina.

"Now, I am going to remove the gag. Will you behave if I remove it?"

Katarina calmly nodded her head before Jane removed it.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I SWEAR TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD THAT WHEN I GET FREE I WILL MAKE PROMISE OF ME BEHEADING YOUR STUPID THERAPEUTIC ASS!"

"Are you done?" Jane frowned.

Katarina fumed for a moment before sighing deeply in defeat.

"Yes" She blushed.

"I assume you heard everything Katarina?"

Katarina was silenced again before answering.

"Yes"

"And how do you feel, Katarina?"

Kat sat in silence before revealing a small smile.

"Satisfied…"

Jane smiled back.

"…And I feel like a drink…" Kat added.

5 Hours Before…

"And then he fell by the mighty swing of his blade. And as it dripped with blood, he licked it with a great satisfaction knowing that he finally defeated his foe" Jax finished.

The crowd was silenced as they all listened to the ending of Jax's story. As Kayle tallied up the votes, the crowd started to clap at the tale's end.

"Kayle?" Jane asked.

"Over half of the champions have reacted greatly to Jax's tale. Are you sure you can beat it?"

"I have faith" Jane smiled in confidence. "Besides, by the time I'm done, the crowd will be begging me to stop"

The Judicator raised an eyebrow. "Now I really am intrigued to see what you will do"

As they talked Jax strolled down the podium and walked up to Jane.

"Top that, shrink" He said with a smug tone.

"I'll do more than that. Way more" She smiled in return.

"Are we ready?" Jane asked the crowd as they quietened down to hear her tale.

What a tragedy that will turn out to be.

"I'm just gonna skip the intro and go straight into the action if that's all right with everyone?" Jane asked the crowd.

"GET ON WITH IT" Someone yelled as many others agreed.

Jane then picked up a book from her pouch, skipped to the marked chapter and cleared her throat.

"Oh Garen, Please be gentle!"

The sinister blade cried out as she opened her legs towards the gigantic throbbing member of the demacian.

The crowd started to gasp in shock, horror and disgust. Most of them started to cringe at the start of the obvious pornographic literature.

"By the time I'm done Katarina…" He huffed out. "You'll be begging me to stop…" He whisper darkly in her ear.

At this sentence, Jane could hear Katarina's voice scoff loudly at that statement.

"Let me feel your sword, oh mighty demacian—

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GODS, STOP!" Luxanna cried out. "PLEASE!"

"Okay then" Jane smiled sadistically. "If you don't like that story, I could read about Caitlyn and Vi—

Everyone started leaving the hall, most of them blushing at the state of events that just happened.

Kayle flew towards Jane with a grim look.

"So, I take it that means I won?" She asked.

Kayle sighed deeply before nodding. Jax joined them, obviously angry.

"What the hell was that? That wasn't a story about battle!"

"Actually Jax, Ms. Doe also meant sexual conquests" Kayle sighed. "So her story does count as battle, generally speaking…"

Jax growled in frustration.

"I've got an hour of therapy, don't I?"

"Yes. Yes you do" Jane smiled.