5 dead girl walking
.:the demon queen of high school decreed it, by monday 8am i'll be deleted dead and gone but i don't have to stay and die like livestock for her game i could run change my name but i don't have the means to do it so instead tonight i'm gonna go hang out with someone i do like someone who won't betray me, who won't think i'm just another heather another lackey god damn cattle
so with that mabel set out to where she knew dipper and ford to have moved into she found his windo and broke in which of course kinda worried him "mabel? what's wrong?
how did you find my address..." "sorry about that, and if i woke you...heather said i'm doomed i'm a dead girl walking now and i just needed to speak..." "dreadful ediquette excused i guess" she spoke to him for a while and he even got her up to a game to cheer her up so while playing it they chattered on randomly then dipper said something that sounded joking so she played along "you know pacifica northwest is definitely one persone who deserves to die..." he gave her a side hug before totally cheating at mario karts "well that's one thing but i definitely want to see her puke her guts out for once" she won a couple of the games before shouting something along the lines of 'bow down to the dead girl walkin!' it was around 3am he started yawning "oh hell now dippinsauce no sleep for you, better chug some mountain dew because we are playing all night!" he laughed and even pretended to be intimidated "okay okay" so they continued till the dawn began showing which by then they made a trek over to where pacifica lived and snuck in
"so what's the plan mabes?" "well i was hoping some hangover cure and breakfast in bed would make her forgive me" "well lets make her spew red white and blue then" he commented sarcastically as they looked around her kitchen "what if i made her drink milk and orange juice what's the up-chuck rate on it?" she replied enthusiastically "well i'm a no rust build up man myself, he said holding up a bottle of cleaner having gone through the poisons cabinet "don't be mean dip that would kill her..." he looked at her like it was obvious before sighing he pulled out a cup as she rambled on about giving her a soup instead "put em away let's just go with this" "no! besides she'd never drink anything that looked like that" she tried adding to deter him further "hmm you're right...soo we'll put it in this" he held up a mug with a lid wriggling his eyebrows pouring it in "just let me grab a cup jerk" she said bringing over milk and orange juice before grabbing an identical cup to his and pouring her contents in "maybe we could cough up some phlegm into it too haha" he laughed and they both attempted to spit one failing "damn cotton mouth, oh well milk n orange will do quite nicely" he walked with the contents to put it all away "ehh chicken" "dip it's not funny" she said as she picked up one of the mugs turning away he stepped forwards looking at the remaining cup noticing it was the one she was meant to give pazzy...meaning she had the rust cleaner... "uhh mabel?" she turned to him grining "yeah?" "nothing, i'll carry the cup" so they walked up to her room
mabel snuck up to the bed and in a sweet voice called out "good morning pazzy" as she sat up she looked smug but with a headache "mabel and mavis pines, surprise surprise, what do you want?" mabel seemed scared for a minute "look i know we both said somethings at the party last night we didn't mean...-" "did we? how the hell'd you get in here anyway" she asked condescendingly it was dipper who replied there "well mabel knew you'd have a hangover and so i whipped something up for ya" she seemed skeptic "what did you do put a booger in it or something?" mabel quietly snickered at this cause they certainly tried to... "i knew this would be too intense for her oh well mabes" "intense...grow up i'm not gonna drink something just because you call me a chicken" he began snickering and looked to mabel who also started actually laughing too which pacifica finally took the bait "just give me the cup you jerks" she held out her hand having now stood in front of him and sculled it back "there intense my a- she began gagging and walked to her table but then collapsed and shattered it mabel was shocked before saying "oh god i can't, i can't believe i just killed my best friend" "and your worst enemy" dipper interjected like it made a difference she went to sit down because she was freaking out "what do we tell the cops, sorry if she can't take a joke sarge?" dipper said freaking out just like her but hiding a smile that was forming on his lips "oh god what am i gonna do i'm gonna have to go to jail oh god" he was worried about her "it's all right just a little freaked here, i mean at least you got what you wanted you know? one less evil in the world..." she turned angrily to him "got what i wanted?! it is one thing to want someone out of your life it's another thing to KILL THEM" dipper began pacing around the room chewing on his pen trying to come up with a solution when he noticed on the ground pacifica had been reading some depressing books recently (for a project) but of course the cops wouldn't know that "forge a note" "w-what" mabel questioned worried "a suicide note make it look like she did this to herself, i mean you can do pacificas hand writing as well as your own right?" she looked around the room before finding a piece of paper and stealing dippers pen and that's what started all the shit