I wanted to cry...
You see, I had this great plan, of being the most dangerous person in my clan, to make them fear my name. To my eternal regret the great plan of being sinister and dangerous was not really working.
Well, I was five after all and way too cute to be even considered as dangerous.
But if one looked into history (of anime and manga) one would realize that the cute ones were the dangerous ones. I had planned to blackmail certain members of the clan who were on the other side of ethical fence (totally ripped it off another fanfic, unfortunately don't remember its name. Shit! Fourth Wall!). But it appeared that my clan was either way too good and, you know, noble (ugh!) or they were way to good at hiding their tracks. Or I sucked.
My parents were annoyed, though. After all, son of the clan head was supposed to behave in a better manner. And let me tell you, why one should never annoy Fugaku. Two words - corporal punishment. Seriously I got my ass handed to me that day. That was like a reality check. I was somehow operating under the assumption that I was still in my world, you know the one where I could call up the authorities if someone beat me up. I couldn't even do that over here. Beating me up would come under clan matters and the government (the stupid Kages and their governing body) never interfered in clan matters.
But I was a self insert and an Uchiha on top of that. I would have my revenge! Even if I could just annoy them.
I got a chance to do that soon enough.
I was walking back home from the store when I happened to come across an interesting scene. A little boy of about my age was on the road. It was not really a strange occurrence, but well, I just happened to stumble upon the hero of the story.
MMMwwwuuaahahahahahaha!
He was cute. He was short with golden spiky hair and he was ridiculously cute and everyone was either glaring at him or ignoring him, including some Uchihas who were on the street. His cute little face was scrunched up, like he was trying not to cry.
Well, I couldn't let my future friend and spiritual brother and a cute kid cry in front of me. So I did the only thing that I could think of.
"NARUTO SAMA!"