The Pussy Posse
It took Chris 10 full minutes to stop the girls from laughing at his outfit. "Hey, shut up! These chaps look awesome!"
"They're assless!" MacArthur said between laughs.
"It's a porn show!" Chris retorted. "Aw, screw it! Blainley, switch chaps with me!" Chris and Blainley quickly exchanged chaps. "Great. Now that that's over with, on to the challenge! Since we're in Texas, we thought it would be a good idea to have ourselves a good old-fashioned round-up, y'all! For this challenge, you'll all have to get from this north Texas airport all the way to the border of Indian Territory, otherwise known as Oklahoma, which is where all great outlaws used to go to escape the long arm of the law. Your goal is to reach the border before The Pussy Posse catches you."
"And who is The Pussy Posse?" Zoey asked nervously.
"Why, us of course!" Chris said, gesturing to himself, Chef, and Blainley. "Now, the trip to the border is about a day's worth of running, so we packed everyone supplies for the night." He went on, gesturing to a pile of backpacks. "Each pack contains different supplies, so choose wisely. We'll give you an hour's head start before we come chasing after you. The first team to have one of its members reach the border wins, and the team with the most girls captured by the posse will eliminate someone. Second place will go to the dreaded Bitch Vote. Are you ready?"
At that moment, a sly smile crossed Josee's face. "Just a moment, Chris." She said. "I'd like to make a little wager first."
"Ooh! Interesting!" Chris said. "What's the bet?"
Josee turned to MacArthur. "I'll bet you that, if I'm the first girl to make it to the border, then I don't have to be your Bitch anymore!" She said to her.
MacArthur raised an eyebrow, but smiled. "Deal. But, if you aren't first to make it, then your whole team has to be my team's permanent Bitches."
"What?!" Sugar exclaimed. "Don't do that! That's such a stupid bet!"
"Don't do it, Josee!" Ellody added desperately.
But Josee had already made up her mind. "Deal!" She said, shaking MacArthur's hand to seal the bet.
"Chris, tell her she can't do that!" Ellody pleaded.
"Sorry, Ellody." Chris said, not sounding sorry at all. "They shook hands. Nothing I can do about it now. Bet's official. Now, your one hour head start staaaaaarts… NOW!"
The girls all took off running. They each grabbed a backpack on their way off the airstrip. MacArthur quickly grabbed Josee before she could get too far. "Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Josee yelled.
"Winning our bet. You're still my Bitch today at least, so I'm gonna use that to my advantage." MacArthur clipped a leash around Josee's neck.
"Where'd you get this leash?"
"It was in my backpack. Thing's filled with sex toys and shit. You're not getting out of my sight!"
[Josee: Ugh! Stupid MacArthur! Oh, well. No leash can hold me forever! Jacques learned that the hard way when we tried bondage in bed for the first time. Ha ha! I can still see the look of absolute fright on his face as I was strangling him]
MacArthur, Sanders, and Josee all headed one direction. Meanwhile, the other girls had all split off into groups of their own. Izzy, Sugar, and Ellody had taken a short break to rest after about 20 minutes of running to root through their supplies. "Okay, I've got half a turkey sandwich, a lighter, and season four of Family Guy on DVD for some reason." Izzy said. "What about you guys?"
"I have a can of beans, a sleeping bag, and… Ooh! Marshmallows!" Sugar immediately ripped open her bag of marshmallows and began devouring them. "What about you, Ellody?" She asked with her mouth full.
"Let's see… I've got… Yes! A map and a compass! We'll be able to find the border for sure with these!" Ellody exclaimed excitedly. Izzy grabbed the map and compass, tore up the map, and tossed the compass away. "What did you do that for?!"
"We don't need them." Izzy said simply. "I can help us find the border with the tracking skills I learned when I lived in India for a few months."
"You lived in India?"
"Yeah! Boy, that trip sure was crazy! I lived with this clan of crazy sex monks, and they taught me all sorts of stuff! How to shut down my gag reflex, how to make a dildo out of just some tree sap and mushrooms, and how perfectly navigate any direction!"
"Wait… You learned that from sex monks?" Ellody asked.
"Yeah. They were also pretty badass explorers. Come on! I think it's this way!"
Meanwhile, Lindsay and Ella had gotten separated from everyone else. "Hello?" Ella called, trying to find the rest of her team. "Girls? Anyone out there?"
"Hey, Ella, I think I hear them over here!" Lindsay Called.
The two of them ran to where Lindsay had thought she had heard their teams, but ran into Chef instead. "Heh heh heh! Hour's up, bitches!" He said, lassoing the two of them immediately.
"Aw, darn!" Lindsay said. "Sorry I got us caught, Ella."
"It's okay. A least we're out of the challenge now, so we can relax." Ella replied.
"I don't think you girls are gonna be doing much relaxing." Chef said with a grin, taking off his pants. "Now, who wants to go first?"
Ella gulped and raised her hand. [Ella: I've never had sex before. Heck, I've never even really done it with anyone even on this show! But I figured I'd have to do it eventually. So, hopefully Chef won't be too rough on me]
Ella laid down on the ground and spread her legs. "Just be gentle." She said. "This is kind of my first time."
Chef nodded understandingly. "Don't worry, darling. We'll take it nice and slow." He got down and eased himself into Ella's pussy. She gave a small gasp as she felt her cherry pop. "You okay?"
"Yeah, yeah." Ella said. "It actually feels kind of nice." Chef started thrusting, going slow at first so that Ella could get used to it. She moaned softly as he pumped into her. "Ohhhh, Chef!" Ella cried out. Chef started picking up the pace as Ella got more into it. "Aaaah! Chef, I think I'm gonna cum!" Ella moaned loudly as she had her first real orgasm with a man.
"You like that?"
"Yes!" Ella moaned. "God, yes!"
Chef pulled out of Ella's pussy and put his cock in her face. "Here. Time for your first blowjob too." Ella started off by carefully licking the head of Chef's cock, then put it in her mouth as much as she could without gagging. She bobbed her head up and down, rolling her tongue all over the length of it as she sucked him off. "Ah, shit!" Chef grunted as he came in Ella's mouth. Ella swallowed all of it.
"Wow! That tasted better than I thought it would!" She said happily when she was done.
"You're next, hot stuff." Chef said to Lindsay. Lindsay laid down on the ground too, but Chef shook his head. "Ah ah. We're gonna do this the other way this time!" He flipped Lindsay over and shoved his cock into her ass. Lindsay moaned loudly as Chef pounded away at her, loving every minute of it.
"Oh, yes!" Lindsay moaned. "Yes! Fuck me, Chef!" Chef reached around her to play with her giant breasts, squeezing them tenderly and rubbing her nipples between his fingers. Lindsay cried out as she climaxed, and Chef groaned as he filled her ass soon after.
"All right, girls, now that you're out of the competition, let's ride and catch some more bitches! Yeeeeeee-haw!" Chef helped Ella and Lindsay aboard his horse and the three of them rode off.
Meanwhile, MacArthur, Sanders, and Josee were just stopping to rest. "Hey, can you let me off this leash real quick?" Josee asked. "I gotta pee."
MacArthur narrowed her eyes in suspicion. [MacArthur: I trust Josee about as far as I can throw her. Actually, that's pretty far… I trust Josee about a quarter of as far as I can throw her. So, there's no way I'm letting her off that leash]
MacArthur led Josee towards the road and tied the leash to a sign. For good measure, she also pulled a pair of furry handcuffs from her sex toy-filled bag and cuffed Josee to the sign as well. "Holler when you're done." MacArthur said, and then walked away to join Sanders as she went through her own backpack.
"Well, good news: Chris gave us some food. Bad news: it appears to be a peanut butter and toe jam sandwich." She looked up at MacArthur who was grinning widely. "Why are you smiling?"
"We've got a little alone time." MacArthur said, still grinning.
Sanders smiled too. "Get on the ground."
MacArthur got down and Sanders crawled sexily over to her and started licking her pussy. [Sanders: MacArthur and I are finally together! Eeee! I don't usually act so girly, but I'm just so excited!]
"Ohhh, yeah!" MacArthur moaned. "More!" Sanders got back up and went over to MacArthur's backpack. "Hey! I said more, not go through my stuff! What are you looking for?"
Sanders pulled out a huge, double-ended dildo. "This the 'more' you had in mind?" MacArthur nodded excitedly. Sanders came over and put one end of the dildo in her pussy, and the other in MacArthur's. The two of them both moaned loudly, pumping their himps to push the dildo deeper into each other.
"Aaah! God, it's so good!" MacArthur moaned.
"Ohhhhh! I'm gonna… Gonna cum!" Sanders cried out.
"Me too! Cum with me!" MacArthur pulled Sanders into a passionate kiss as the two of them each had an incredible orgasm. They would have continued, if it weren't for someone interrupting them with slow clapping. The two of them turned to see Chris, sitting astride his noble steed.
"Very nice." Chris said, tossing a lasso around Sanders and MacArthur for good measure. "You'll have to be sure and do it again so I can watch the whole show."
"Goddammit!" Sanders complained.
"Yes!" MacArthur exclaimed happily.
"What? Why are you happy? We're out of the challenge!" Sanders asked her.
"Josee's still tied to that sign! Chris can capture her too, and she'll lose our bet! Come on! She's over here!"
MacArthur led Chris and his gaggle of girls over to the sign to find nothing but an untied leash and half a pair of handcuffs. "Where's Josee?" Sanders asked in bewilderment. MacArthur examined the handcuffs.
"She chewed herself out of them. Dammit!"
The bet was still on, but most of the girls were already out. Who else would get captured by the Pussy Posse? Would Josee win the bet? Find out coming up on Total… Drama… Sex Tour!"