Corazon Week 2016
Title: Klutz/Clumsy
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: He was a klutz.
Warnings: Possible OOCness
It was a pleasant normal day of life on the Donquixote Pirates' flamingo ship. Jora was in her art room, painting up another piece while Dellinger slept. Trebol, Doflamingo, and Pica watched as Diamante, Lao G, and Gladius trained with Buffalo, Law, and Baby 5. There was the sound of seagulls and a splash from Corazon falling into the water.
"Wait—what?" Doflamingo looked at where his baby brother was...or was supposed to be. He ran to the ship's rails and looked into the water, catching a glimpse of the black feathered coat. "Lao G, Corazon fell off the ship again,"
Lao G sighed, as if this was usual. Actually, it was pretty usual considering the younger Donquixote's clumsiness. He quickly dove into the water and resurfaced with the captain's younger brother, helping him onto the ship. The aging man did CPR quickly and soon the faux mute was coughing out seawater.
"Maybe we should tie you to the ship," Doflamingo suggested but earned a glare from his brother. "What? That way you wouldn't fall off. That was the third time this week!"
Corazon continued to frown. Doflamingo shrugged and turned around to head back to his seat when he smelled smoke. "CORA-SAN IS ON FIRE!" Doflamingo quickly turned to his little brother. Despite being soaked with seawater and his cigarette being soggy, somehow he ended up being engulfed in flames yet again.
"Seriously?" Doflamingo sighed, taking a bucket of water and splashing it onto the klutz. "You need to quit smoking if you're gonna keep catching fire,"
Corazon only continued to frown and proceeded to relight his extinguished cigarette…only to be engulfed in flames once more. He tried to stand up instead of rolling on the deck to extinguish the flames. However, he ended up tripping before falling back over the rails and into the ocean.
"Lao G, he's in the sea again," Doflamingo called to the older man.
"Should I get the rope too?" Lao G asked "Get! There's the G!"
"Yes," Doflamingo nodded.
For the next couple days, Corazon had to wear a rope tied around his waist on one end and to the ship's spar on the other end. The kids didn't hesitate to mock and tease the mute.