Pauling returns to purgatory.

Bomb Voyage, vampire au (warnings for homophobia and hate crimes)

Practical Espionage, bodyguard au

Sometimes a family is a wizard, a shitty book, and some mortal they stumbled across on the Scottish moors. (Based on quotidianish's MerasMum AU)

Five months have passed since The Sawmill Incident, as they've come to call it, and safe to say it finally did feel like an incident. An incident Sniper could brush aside and put behind him for good. As if it could ever be as simple as that. Nothing was ever simple or easy; not for men like them. (Sequel to It Came With The Rain)

Just a little under a year after Gray and Olivia's deaths, the Badlands is once again riled up as mangled and impossibly twisted creatures start to appear and rampage the lands in search for Australium caches. It becomes the duty of Mann Co.'s native monsters and freaks to get rid of the problem, and find where the Administrator and Saxton Hale have gone. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.

The tattoos were Soldier's idea.

The BLU Sniper rescues and befriends an injured owl. Meanwhile, he is haunted by dreams of a cryptic symbol.

When a girl turns up at the base, near death, the mercenaries take her in to heal and rest. She claims to have no idea where she is from, or what her name is, other than the codeword "Zero". Some of them want her gone, the others want to help, and they must make the decision: will they throw her back outside, or help her regain her lost past? Secrets, adventure and battle awaits.

I just really miss the Sniper tf2 fanfics, so I made my own. This is just Sniper interacting with his teammates and realising that maybe he doesn't have to be alone, while his team realise that perhaps Sniper has the biggest heart of them all. This is like a found family that comes together because of Sniper and his actions.

Spy and Scout get in a nasty fight. Spy wonders what to do about it.

Spy goes shopping for women's fashion. A rather flustered Engineer and a no-nonsense Soldier accompany her.

More Demo/Soldier bittersweet growing old together

Art for this piece made by @quotidianish on tumblr

The truth was, Scout really didn't like alcohol.

RED & BLU, to Demoman & Soldier, to Tavish & Jane. A short story told in colors.

Something strange happened, and now weird freaky mercenaries have been appearing everywhere. Hilarity ensues.

After respawn is unceremoniously shut off, RED and BLU are flung into a life or death battle royale. Who will make it out alive?

Snipes has an out of body sorta thingy dream and visits the rest of the team, helping them rest better. Bad description, just read it luv. (oneshot)

the team gets laid off and scout invites himself to stay with sniper in Australia. Literally just "And they were roommates" Fluff, gay men who are bros, and fixer upper cabin schinaganins! oh, and did I mention this is (sorta) a slowburn?

At risk of being deported, Saxton Hale needs to get his green card to stay in America and keep running Mann Co. However, his best idea is marry an American for citizenship, an American who just happens to be Scout. When the CEO begins threatening the team, Scout turns to Sniper for help to avoid being pressured into the marriage. But Sniper has a plan-Destination: Las Vegas

Scout has volunteered to test Engineer's newest teleportation system. What he doesn't know is that Engineer may very well have... Miscalculated.

Upon losing a bet to Soldier, our favourite speedy boi has to wear a bunny costume for a full day, and Sniper thinks it's the hottest thing he's ever seen. Scout picks up on this and makes it his mission to seduce Sniper any way he can. OR: Scout may be terrible with women, but he knows exactly what men want to see.

Spy's touch-starved. Sniper's touch-starved. So, logically enough, they start a mutually beneficial exchange of strictly platonic touch. But, of course, Spy has to make things *complicated.* Read for Fem Fortress, Fluff, Pining, Angst, and idiot lesbians

America is lost. BLU team has taken over the entire country with an army of BLU Soldier clones. Their motives are unclear; what is clear is that RED team is MIA. The RED Spy has shed his identity to become HitSpy. After a run-in with BLU around Chicago, and a hint of a rumor, HitSpy has boarded a metro train in disguise. He is headed towards Oklahoma, to enact the final Absolution.