An/ this is an 'indulge myself' fic. So theres no actual plot.
Chapter 3
Lois Lane woke up with the sun on her face so she grab for the fluffiest pillow her questing hand clutched and flung it to her face. She happily sigh seeming content just to lie there. Until her mouth watered when the smell of coffee and pie drifted to her nose- wait….What?!
Clark Kent, 33 years old, decided fiddling with his glasses would raised more question why he needs it considering he got like 25/20 perfect vision and so instead he just put both hands on his cup of coffee nevermind the fact that it could burn a human in its scalding hotness. He wanted to squirm at the way his parents gawked at him.
Both his parents who are in front of him sharing the table just couldnt stop staring despite how uncomfortable and unhappy Clark look like. Clark have to borrowed his dad's clothes and he filled it out and then some. At 33, Clark was a far cry from being the lanky, loose limb teenager that he was that could tower and yet never outweigh his father. Right now, he is a giant-
"Clark?" Lois cried, relief in her voice. She stop in the middle of the staircase watching the three people below her.
"Are you alright?" Clark asked as he stood up, just about ready to leap towards Lois's side if she said she is not feeling okey.
Actually considering that Lois had a long hour of being unconscious, she is a lot refresh than Clark who spent
Lois wave his concern away as she continue going down. "You said your mother is silver-haired." she accused Clark teasingly.
The three didnt react the way Lois expected. "Okeyyyy," she said scratching her nape, she still couldnt remember last night but she thinks the weirdness is still far from over.
"What is goin on?"
"About that-" Clark began but he got cut off when the door slammed open and 16 year old Clark Kent appeared sans eyeglasses.
"The car had been parked" the newcomer announced and stop when he saw Lois. He freeze. "Who-"
"-welcome Lois to Smallville circa 2002." 33 year old Clark announced. "these are my parents -Jonathan and martha. And That is 16 year old Clark Kent, err, I mean me."
Lois couldn't help but keep giving both Clark alternate looks. The 16 year old was frankly more adorable if only because there's no glasses that hinder her view of the blue eyes also.. "Oh my god. Oh my god." Lois cried as she hug the younger guy on impulse.
"Wow," she thought, "dude feels like a hard brick"
"I ...you have curls!" She exclaimed out loud. She marvel at how young this guy is while at the same time she run her hand thru the guy's messy curly hair with glee.
"Help!" The younger guy mouth at his parents uncomfortably. He hid behind his parents when Lois let go.
Clark meanwhile realize that he can already tell what Jason White would look like in a decade. Oh god. He have panic attack just thinking what if Lois realize that as well.
"It is confusin to call you both Clark." Lois declare later as once again they all settle down in the living room. She had a cup of coffee that Clark made for her and she is already starting to take a bite of the plate of pie.
"Oh l know!" Lois said eagerly. "I'll call you Smallville!" She said pointing a fork at the 16 year old boy. 16 yo Clark wasn't prepared meeting this lady and is still reeling on how to react at her attitude as well as, well, how did he ended up being HlM. He looked down on his plates.
"I thought I'm your Smallville," 33 yo Clark whined. He cleared his throat and blush at his parents amused look. "I-i mean," he stammered and look down at his plate. He had secretly like the name, it sounds like an endearment coming from Lois.
Lois laugh. "Quess l won't call you Smallville anymore. You're Bigville." She is the only one laughing at her wit. "Or l can call him Smallerville."
"Just call me Kent." The older Clark offer resisting an urge to bang his head in a desk.
"Why do you call him by the name of my hometown?" Clark asked already irritated.
And that was why Kent realized he hates time travel. He hate the monicker at first too.
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Kent was standing with his parents as they watch Lois Lane boss Clark around as the two shout ideas and out of this world theory with each other across the car.
"Good job in picking her son." Jonathan said approval in his voice.
Kent, mercifully was back into wearing his own tee this time. He is wearing a blue checkered long sleeve polo. He looked at his dad blankly. "We're not together together dad." He elaborated. And under his breathe, "I wish we are though."
"Oh." Jonathan exchange look at his wife.
Lois enjoyed goading Clark because it was like meeting Clark all over again. Minus the sass, plus the blushing equals total gloriousness. As an investigative reporter and a concerned victim she was trying to understand why they got warped into the past.
"This is Smallville. Weird stuff happens here more than other places." Clark parroted the selling line Smallville embrace for the last ten years or more.
Lois decided to take a break and decided to trade place with Kent. She have already drop enough clue that might start Clark's interest several years ahead in journalism.
"He is yours." She told the guy before she start wandering about the place.
"Find anything?" Kent asked in greeting as he lower his eyeglass to take a special peek as well.
"only your stash of macho men mag collection." the lil shit answered cheekily.
Kent absentmindedly asked Clark if this is their dream car because it is definitely not to their taste. "The mags also belongs to a friend who is expanding his photography portfolio," he explained.
Clark snort in disbelief.
Kent smirk. "Don't make me tell Lana that you have her swimsuit pics stored in your locker," he threaten.
Chapter 4
Lois climbed in the barnyard loft eventually as she strayed. She look around liking the empty space filled with Clark's personal stuff. Being a shameless nosy reporter she began to touch stuff. Clark have a baseball cards collection and a telescope is kinda secretly cool. She rolled her eyes seeing mags of tractors in one corner. She ended lying down on the couch having successfully pinpoint where Clark hid his diary!
Soon she was practically rolling in the floor in laughter and alternately rolling her eyes at all these teenage dramas and reports about cows, fence repair...
"Lois!!" Both guy have clenched teeth while their arms are crossed when they caught her.
Lois jumped to her feet and before the two men could react she bolted downstair with her goods clutched in her bossom. "You'll never take me alive!"
Kent chewed his cheek. "Damn woman!"
Earlier…
"What is goin on with you and Lois, son?" Martha asked as they gathered inside the car. She is in the passenger seat and she readjusted the seat so that her son in the back can get comfy.
Jonathan told his youngest son to scram.
"Well," Kent said trying to delay this talk. Despite having this talk before it never did get any easier. He looked at his dad whom he haven't talk to for a long time and promptly burst into tears.
"Of all the- whack- stupid-whack whack!!!" to say Jonathan was furious was an understatement as he tried to face his son in the small confined of the car and hit him with a rolled up Daily Planet newspaper.
Kent was alternately yipping and throwing his mom puppy looks that is not really effective. Martha after all is displeased with his son's choices as well and she can read between the line as Clark carefully told his story. Kent was cowering but really got no room to evade the blow. He had been a good actor as a mild mannered coward reporter for years now and although Martha wasn't fooled not even a bit, Jonathan on the other hand was weakening.
"Would you want him to really experience pain Dad?" Clark offer as he swing the back door open after taking his sweet time feeding the pigs, hens, cows and cats.
Both Kryptonian freeze when they heard a cry for help.
"What!?" Jonathan and Martha exclaimed when they find themselve holding Kent's bundle of clothes. Both back doors ajar.
"What the fark is with the tights?!!" Clark was horrified at the getup upon seeing Kent flying above him easily keeping pace with him with his power pose- both hands raised above his head open palms facing downward wearing his garish uniform. So not only was he a nerd in the future but is a clown on his spare time.
Kent who slipped into his Kal el persona as easily as fish is to water while in this uniform, slipped back into his Smallville persona by flipping the young one the bird and sonic boom out of there.
Clark was so surprise that he tripped and have gouge the dirt with his whole body before he stopped.
"What do you mean you'll take care of the Argentinians?!" He shouted into the sky after spitting out dirt.
"And when did l learned how to fly?!"
Not expecting a reply, Clark dust himself before he run towards the house fire that catch his attention earlier which is five county from Smallville.
Superman save the country in secret and he was back in Smallville in no time. He decided to be a grown up by fetching Clark.
"Wow!" Clark breathe after the initial shock worn off and he was up in the sky looking down at the gorgeous Earth below as Superman pick him by his armpits. Then he fainted. Superman finally remembered that he was afraid of heights before.
"Did you guys see Lois?" Kent asked once they get back into the farm and he suffered angrily at the rounds of laughter his loving family was enjoying when they saw his outfit after a bit of initial preening at his impressive muscle of course.
He looked around and was soon running into the loft while in normal clothes. "My diary!!!" He howled.
Clark paled. The diary where he write rpf of the mature variety of his relationship - hashtag- Clana.
And now…
Clark was sobbing as they all are stuck. Lois was reading the diary on a branch of a tree with Kent wringing his hands underneath the tree seeming helpless in not being able to stop answering her question in whose who in Smallville.
"You need to talk to Clark about the birds and bees soon Kent." finally the agony is over as Lois reach the last page and she jump or fell right into Kent's arms.
"Oh wait." Lois added as Kent let her stand on her two feet. "Let me talk to Mr.Kent to talk about birds and bees to you guys. LOL."
Yup, she actually said LOL. She laugh again at how unrealistic Clark write his kissing scene with this "Lana"
And that was how Kent and Clark and Jonathan spend their time as the women prepared dinner that night. Kent resisted the urge to blurt out that he have a son thank you very much. Instead he watch the degree of red and purple reflected on his dad and his younger him faces.
An: i decided to give a 7 day release per chapter of this story and future short story that are made of several chapters in the future(God willing) despite the fact that i might be lacking of funds to renew my ISP cell data subscription on the appropriate time. If only because i need to start disciplining myself in pacing.……..Screw it! I really need to get it out like right now how much i enjoyed searching pinterest for henry cavill's half naked body. The only time researching for writing have been fun. Gosh, i hate body language cheat.argh. must incorporate naked chest on next chapterId been fluctuating how i envision Clark Kent. He is a mix mostly of Reeves as Clark, Henry in body *drools* and tom and routh( love brandon resting bitch expression lol. Peace). Dean is… i just rarely imagine him unless when Clois are already wedded...or domestic.Its 10pm im still awake coz V is still awake typing in a borrowed laptop.I wish i have a laptop. Wana try scrivenerWatched Dr.Strange this mornin of march 11. DC movie should really need to get its act together