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March 13 2017
Chapter 5 and 6
Clark screamed when he get back inside the kitchen and find Lois already there.
"Mmm I see. still twitchy as ever." Lois stated before she return the glass of water to its proper place and look with amusement at Clark.
"In my defense*he* told me you are a late riser, Ms.Lane," Clark said defensively before he rummaged for his boots and started putting it on.
"Here blow this." Lois order at the bending guy as she almost shove a cupcake with a candle on it to his face.
Clark blow it quickly so as Lois will not notice how the fire doesnt affect him. "What's that for?" He asked.
"My apology for reading your diary." She answered before she remove the candle and start shoving it to his face again. She almost laugh at the tight way his lips close at the reminder.
Clark find himself laughing at Lois especially when he swallowed the entire cupcake along with her fingers. "Eww." Lois complained while wiping her hand and face free from saliva.
"I'm going back to bed." She declare between yawn as she climb back to the second floor.
"What a strange woman." Clark said curiously.
"Yup that she is," Kent agreed suddenly appearing from the door causing Clark to yelp. He help himself with a cupcake.
"Did you know that she sneak out of the house late last night and drive all the way to the hiway to get some missing ingredient to bake this cake?" Kent was teary eyed as he look at the cupcake in his hand.
Clark walked out. "You're so whipped, dude."
(S)
Martha entertained Lois as the two prepare the table for breakfast when Jonathan who played catch up with his sons with the morning chores, walked to his wife and kiss her. "Having two sons are great! Chores are done in no time!" He crowed before he headed to their room to change.
Not a moment later after he disappeared Clark came in walking backward as he address his older counterpart. He was half-naked wearing only his pants- toned body gleaming with sweats. "I could bet you in hay throwing." He challenged his unseen recipient.
"Boys." Both Martha and Lois was thinking. It didn't ping Lois's radar that there is actually a naked version of Clark Kent out there in the wild. It didn't even occur to her to tease him until he cry.
She was just about to take another chunk of her bread when..
"Kid, I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back!" Kent was oozing confident as he step into Lois view.
Lois dropped her bread without conscious thought, it landed on her cup of coffee and it scalded her skin. But the pain barely register as she take in Kent in a new light.
Kent unlike lanky Clark was a hot beefcake as his 49 inches chest and 16 inches bicep and 34 waistline was displayed in all its glory( i think the measurement is canon?) He was flexing and contracting those arms leaving Lois mesmerized as she trace how he tried to wipe his abs and chest with a small towel. He was also wearing a cowboy hat
"Ew." Clark said evading the towel that Kent throw at him after folding into a ball.
"Clark Joseph Kent!" Martha yelled at the mess the two made. "Pick the towel and get dress!" She ordered.
The two bumped against each other as they tried to push and tripped each other in the narrow staircase leading to their bedroom upstair in a race.
Lois was mentally slapping herself to get over the image that seared in her brain. "It's JUST Clark for crying out loud." she told herself.
And then, Lois discover the spaceship that brought Kal el to earth.
And it was not just clark. It was Clark also a being called Superman.
(S)
To Lois defense, it was not her intention to discover Superman's persona since she worries about goin home first. She was in the garage trying to assemble a quick toolkit that can help her tore apart Jimmy's car. Maybe there is something in the parts that could clue them in or at least help pinpoint them in a new direction.
"Hello boys." She greeted the boys earlier in passing when she saw them playing basketball between the barn and the house.
Jonathan and Clark were cheating as they gang up on Kent on a free for all basketball.
"Dad!" Kent was outraged as Clark hop onto his back, allowing Jonathan space to do a basketball dunk.
"Lois, Kent told me you have a wonderful son. You should invited him to the farm one day." Jonathan invited.
"Telling them about my son Kent?" Lois said with a grin and a wagging finger. "You better make sure Clark stays when I take out Jason's albums later."
Clark groaned. Jonathan and Kent were excited meanwhile.
Lois passes by the spaceship three more times before it occured to her that there is a spaceship hidden in plain sight inside the barn in between the stacks of empty pails of paint and a neatly folded empty sacks of grain in one wall.
She dropped the wrench and crowbar in her arms and with growing excitement and wonder she approach the spaceship.
"Wow." she touch the ship with a finger and nothing happen. It was all the permission she needed to grab the spaceship and yank it out of its spot.
It was light and ridiculously small. As wide as a pillowcase and as heavy as a medium sized dog. She put it in the middle of the floor.
Kent was getting suspicious when Lois went quiet. "Guys," he called stopping the two,"I really should check Lois out. Be right back."
The two decided to come with him instead. And that is how Kent find himself grabbing for Lois's waist to stop her from doing damage on the spaceship with a cudgel.
"Are you mad?!" Clark shriek as he dive for his spaceship and envelop it with his body..
The equipment surrounding said spaceship means that Lois have been going thru this a long time. There is a hammer, a rick, a saw, a chainsaw, a crowbar-
"What are you doin?" Kent asked the lady as he put her down after easily prying the cudgel off her hands and throw it out in the dark corner of the room.
Lois was ecstastic. "An actual spaceship! If you guys don't know what that is well then…" she cross her arms and gloat. "Finders keepers."
"There is NO finders." Clark finding that his spaceship is no worse for wear in the hands of the crazy woman snapped at her.
Before Lois could offer him a split of whatever profit this ship can give them, Clark did something that cause it to open. "Thank God!" He practically sobbed in relief into the vibrant red hue that the comforting present the blanket offer.
The yellow trademark "S" captured Lois gaze.
"Y-you're Superman." Lois told Clark in a blank voice.
Clark equally look at her clueless.
"Not yet at least." Kent said miserably as he fiddle with his glasses in his face.
"Y-you!" Lois turn to Kent with anger and pain of betrayal on her face. "Y-you son of a b-!!!" She slapped him real good. Fortunately Kent still have a present of mind to roll with it otherwise Lois would end up with a broken hand.
As it is, her slap cause the eyeglass to fly and it ended up on the floor- broken.
Superman's naked face seemed photoshopped into her partner's Clark Kent's body. "You leave me and our son alone!" Lois wanted to hurt Clark so bad- she used her -their son to hit the invulnerable man with the most damage.
She succeeded in spade. Kent looked crushed and in tremendous pain. Lois smile ugly in her victory before she walked out.
(S)
Superman floated and weep above the atmosphere. He had left Jonathan and Clark questions about his son Jason. He was being rude when he left them abruptly but, man, this man pain he is having means he wanted to be left alone at least to lick his wounds and composed himself first.
He was having panic attacks he thinks as he couldn't catch his breathe. He tried to claw his heart out. He tears chuck of his hair. He lasered the black vacuum of space.
He decided to cry his heart out in the most dramatic spot he knows and soon he vanished into Gotham's cemetery.
He miss the sudden influx of meteor rocks that storms and is headed for Smallville.
Clark was in a frenzy of activities as soon as the beautiful small rocks hits earth. He had help push cars, people and animals out of the way from the straight path the meteorites are headed.
All the while he keep looking nervously up at the huge meteor the size of the car still heading fast to earth. He thinks he is the only one who see it because of his eyes. His kind of helping is no good once that ball of rocks hit earth. He needs Superman to stop it before it landed. He was also thankful that it lost a quarter of its bulk after being burned while entering Earth's atmosphere.
Jonathan, Lois and Martha are watching the sky while they are standing in the porch of the house. "Does this happens all the time?" Lois asked weakly looking up at the beautiful and deadly display.
"15 years and a half ago." Martha answered.
"i think you should skip adopting this one." Lois said as she pointed out at the largest chunk of them all.
Superman returns just in time to stop the huge rock from pulverizing the land. He got a hundred miles to spare.
[Anetch itey?] Brainiac who is in sleep mode awaken at long last by a touch of someone Kryptonian. He was embedded in the skin and all around the rock and was able to sail across the universe by a simple propulsion engine that gets its power on any kind of sun's ray. His mode is rudimentary compared to Kal-el's baby ship.
"Wtf?!" Kent was creeped out and alarmed when something almost like a face show up in between where he was holding up the rock with both hands.
Kent was becoming afraid when he can't let go of the rock. Instead something greenish sipped into the part where he grab the rock and clamped him into the rock
[Operation: Dark Mercy commencing] Braniac tentacles appeared and Kent yelled when three tentacles drilled into his forehead and into his brain.
a while later, the Kyrptonian crushed the rock into powder. Braniac is dead but
Ultraman is alive.
AN/we are going to discuss Superman!Tyler and how completely bothered I am with his superman outfit especially his crotch err lowergarment. Like for god's sake what i saw in pinterest- like its baggy, loose. Goddamnit. Im not saying that i want to see the uniform mold lovingly his ballsacks but...argh!!! To be honest i havent seen a full episode of supergirl. I see glimpses in pinterest and ytubeCan you imagine the potential fanfic writers that was lost in a particular fandom just because they lack cabletv or internet access?Also to be honest i lost the will to continue this story after i was done with the naked chest bit. Lol.