This is my third chapter of The Secret Life of Pets

Pairings: Max/Gidget, Buddy/Max, Leonard/Kenny, Collin/Rover (Slash)

Rated: M

Roland was in the other room cause he's got some work he needs to get done, the door was closed so he can focus. "So, what brought you two here? Rover asked all snuggled next to Collin's fur.

"Well, Buddy here is desperately in love with my brother" Duke said. "But here's the thing, Max is in a relationship with Gidget" He said in a disgust tone. "Oh, is that all? Rover asked getting up and walking towards the two.

"Yeah, can you help me? The Dachshund asked. "We'll do more then help you" The collie said getting up. "Uh, I'm not following you" Buddy said completely lost. "It's simple, we're going to show you" Rover said after his boyfriend.

Duke wasn't sure how to handle this until the two saw it in action. Collin got into position across The Labrador. "Now, watch me" He said and got into a feminine act then walked across adding bounce.

"Show him that you really are into him" Rover stood up so his collie could slither under him the he finish it off, he gave him two shakes of his butt and a wink "Or, if you want to dazzle your crush...you do this" Collin had gone up to Rover.

"Hey, I couldn't help but noticed that you came down with a bad case of attractiveness" He said as he ran his back under Rover's chin again. Collin gave him the sexy eyes when he turned around, slid in between his legs on his back.

"See" Collin looked at him from upside down. "I get it now but" he looked at Duke "Max will not wanna be friends anymore after I show that I'm in love with him" Buddy said laying down, looking sad.

The Mongrel shared the same intellection he too didn't like the Max the way he was so he laid down with Buddy who was now crying. "Yo-you need a shoulder to cry on? Duke asked, offering his fur.

The Dachshund was upset so of course he walked over to Duke and laid his head on the side. Rover was no longer talking to the two, instead he was rubbing noses and looking passionately into each other's eyes then they began to snuggle together which was a genuine enthusiasm of their love.

Gidget and Max were play around, chasing each other in the empty room. "I'm gonna get you, Gidget" Max said. "No your not" She answered looking back when she tripped and fell on a pillow then Max fell on top of her.

"I got you" He said. pinning her down with both front paws. The Pomeranian just laughed and blushed. "Max, tell me...what you think about when I'm gone? She asked since they are in a relationship.

"Uh" he looked around the empty room "you seen Buddy? He asked. "Is that who you are thinking about? She asked smirking. "Of course not but I am worried about him" He turned towards the doorway.

"What about me, I'm not enough for you" She said starting to go crazy. "Gidget" he turned to her "he's my friend" He faced forward and left. "Max, wait" She ran after him.

As the Jack Russell Terrier was walking to see if Katie was busy, the white Pomeranian caught up behind him "Max, you still haven't answered my question" She said.

"Gidget, we can talk about that later, now go wait for me in the room" He demanded. She turned her back but looked back "It is true, you do love him more then me" She ran to the room crying.

Max fully turned around "Gidget" He had a worried face before Katie got in front of him. "Hey Max" She got down on her knee smiling as always "you need something? He just away.

Katie stood up "strange, he never runs away like that" she thought and snapped her fingers "maybe he's hungry" She ran to the kitchen area to get a bag of kibble. Gidget was laying down on her fluffy pink soft pillow while by her side was some Kleenex and some depressing music playing.

"I've always thought that we rightfully belonged together" She said through her tears then Max walked inside, saw his girlfriend, approached her and turned off the radio that was playing "All By Myself by Celine Dion.

"You okay? he nuzzled her cheek. "You really do love him" She said as a rhetorical question. Max stepped back "What makes you think that I'm in love with Buddy? He asked raising an eye-brow.

"He's perfect, sweet and no so crazy like me" She explained her obsession with him. The Jack Russell Terrier was traumatized but his girlfriend dose have a point, he hasn't spent much time with him since he's in a relationship.

"That's fair but if I am in love with him then what will you do? He asked worried. "I don't know, I could just go home" She said standing up. "I still love you Gidget but I gotta see for myself" He said making a commitment and walked again out of the room.

Buddy was just now sniffling. "All done crying? Duke asked, seeing him like a baby rather then an adult. Buddy nodded and leaned his head off of the Mongrel "Guess, we had better head back" He said.

"Wait a minute, me and Collin were just about to play tug-or-war" Rover said sitting down to the right of him until the collie pounced on his back causing to fall on all fours.

"Care to join us? He asked sticking out his tongue, The Lab had fur in his mouth and spit it out. "I wish we could but-" he paused right there when he saw the puppy dog eyes gaze upon Duke.

Buddy faced the door and sighed, not finding the courage to approach Max and turned to Duke "You know what, we can stay a little bit longer" He said. Collin got off of his partner "Great, I'll go get it" He said walking towards the cabinet which Roland didn't mind much.

Twisted chapter here, I tried to go a more natural route but it wasn't working for me so this is what I came up with. I'll admit, Gidget is kinda crazy over Max like Beyoncé's song "Crazy in Love"

To be honest, I'm going to put references of Zoey 101 in the next chapter where Zoey finds out that Chase already has a girlfriend but I'm just gonna add some tweak to make it fit into the story.

Some of you want some mating with Max & Buddy and one user is unaware who Kenny is, he's in the trailer, talking to two dogs and he's brown colored.