"Speak"
'Thought'
Disclaimer: I do not own Regular show or Naruto.
My mom
It was another sunny day at the park and about two weeks after the whole peeps surveillance system incident. Everything pretty much just went back to normal for the park even the part where Benson still threatens to fire Mordecai and Rigby.
But other than that is still normal at the park or as normal as it can get for the park with it track record. But that did not stop Naruto from plotting Mordecai and Rigby's punishment prank for the Peeps incident.
Luckily for him he got the green one or Muscle Man to agree to help him with it and to help distract Mordecai and Rigby while he set it up for later. Right now he is with Mordecai and Rigby; they were order by Benson to pick up a new lemon tree for the park.
"Dude we are gonna be late hurry up! Just tie it to the cart!" exclaimed Mordecai.
Naruto heard this and just shook his head knowing this will cause the small tree to fall apart during the ride. He was about to voice his opinion, but he was pushed on to the cart by Rigby.
"Go, go, and go. Take that street." half shouted Rigby.
As they drove through town Naruto noticed they were taking the long way to the park and were going to be late to get the tree back. Naruto thought about it a decided not to say anything as pay back for Rigby pushing him into the cart.
"We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it!" exclaimed Mordecai in a panic.
The Park
Meanwhile at the park Benson and Skips are waiting outside the house in the middle of the park for Naruto, Mordecai and Rigby to get back with the new tree.
"That's it." said Benson finally loses his patience and walked towards the other golf cart with Skips. Just as they were about to get to it Mordecai and Rigby and Naruto came driving up.
"Phew dude we made it. Dude, we made it" said Mordecai in a relieved voice.
"Mordecai watch out for that rock!" shouted Naruto.
Mordecai then blinked for a second but in that second he did not see the big rock in the path of one of the carts tiers. As a result they hit the rock and lost control of the cart causing it to crash into a lamppost. This resulted in the tree flying into the lamppost and gets lodged into it.
As Mordecai and Rigby get out of the cart and try to dislodge the tree from the lamppost, Naruto walks over to Benson and Skips. When he got to them Mordecai and Rigby finally got the lemon tree un-lodged from the lamp post and presented it to Benson.
"Here's the lemon tree you asked us to pick up." said Mordecai in an uneasy tone when he looked at the state the tree was in. "Right on time. I think the guy sold us a lemon, you know what I'm saying." said Rigby in a somewhat joking smug tone.
After that dumb joke the reactions verity per person Skips was stoic as ever but in his eyes he was a bit annoyed, Naruto was just face palming and shaking his head wonder will these guys ever learn. While Benson just turned red with rage while watching the last leaf fall of the now destroyed tree. He was about to yell at Mordecai and Rigby like he normally does but suddenly calm down.
"No. You know what? I blame myself. I should've known better than to trust you two morons with such a straight forward task. It is obvious you guys need supervision." said Benson in a calm tone of voice.
Mordecai and Rigby look confused by Benson's statement, while Naruto is thinking on whom Benson would put with Mordecai and Rigby to watch over them. Naruto then came to realize that only two other co workers would be up to it.
"Super-what-now?" said Mordecai in a confused voice.
"Supervision – be watched over as you do a job to make sure it is done right with little to no mistakes" said Naruto to Mordecai and rigby,
Benson then walks over to the golf cart and pulls the walkie talkie out and turns it on.
"Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, get down here! I need you to watch over Mordecai and Rigby." said Benson in a serious voice.
"We'll be right there." said Muscle man through the walkie talkie.
When Mordecai and Rigby heard that they were not happy and did not bother to hide it in any way shape or form. "What?!" exclaimed Mordecai with annoyance and disbelief. "No Way!" said Rigby has he dropped the part of the tree he was holding.
"You can't stick us with Muscle Man and High Five Ghost! Those guys are turds!" said Rigby in an angry tone.
"They have the combined intelligence of bread mold! Come on, Benson. Give us one more chance." said Mordecai in a somewhat pleading/annoyed voice.
But Benson was having none of it and did not want to put up with their whining. "No more chances! I'm sending you to the nursery to pick up another lemon tree. If you screw up again, I will have them supervise your next job, then the next job and the next job. GET IT." said Benson turning red towards the end.
"Yes. Um, yes, sir." said Mordecai in a nervous voice.
"I'm sure." said Benson in a normal voice.
"Well this is going to be an interesting day." said Naruto trying to lighten the mood. But it seemed not to work.
After that was said Benson and Skips got into the other cart and drove off to a different part of the park. After they were out of site Naruto just turned and looked at Mordecai and Rigby.
Rigby then threw his hand into the air and shouted "Aw, man." and then kicked up some of the loose dirt on the path.
"Uh, this blows! You know what the worst is?" said Mordecai in a annoyed voice.
"The smell?" said Rigby
Mordecai just shook his head "No dude. Those lame "my mom" jokes Muscle Man always tells." He said in an annoyed voice.
"They are not that bad if you choose to ignore the really dumb one and the one that don't make sense." said Naruto in a casual tone.
After he said that Muscle Man and High five ghost come over the hill with Muscle Man driving and high five ghost on the passenger seat.
Muscle man did his usual "WHOOOOO!" shout when he is called in by anyone. As he approached closer he turned the wheel of the cart he was driving and did a giant donut around them.
"Great." said Mordecai in a dull tone.
"Well, well, well! Looks like someone needs supervision. You know who else needs supervision? My Mom!" said Muscle man as he and High five ghost high fived. "Now get in the back so I can supervise you." said Muscle man in a serious voice.
Mordecai and Rigby got in the back of the cart while Naruto got in the front with Muscle man and High five ghost who was in the cent between Muscle man and Naruto. Muscle man then turned on the radio and stood up and danced a bit if you could call it that. "WHOOOOO! Oh, yeah. This song rocks. You know who else rocks this hard MY MOM!" said Muscle man then gunned it.
"Dude I don't know how long I can take this." said Rigby from the back seat.
"I know dude but if we don't pull this off…" said Mordecai next to Rigby.
"You both will be fired by Benson and you will have to find different jobs that might only higher one of you guys." told Naruto finishing Mordecai thought.
"Aw sick!" said Rigby in a disgusted voice. The reason for this was because Rigby got half mooned by Muscle man as he somewhat danced.
"I love this tasty lick" said Muscle man in his normal loud voice.
"That's it I'm jumping" said Rigby in an annoyed tone.
"No dude. Don't worry. There's the nursery. This will all be over soon" said Mordecai in a somewhat knowing tone.
As they approached the nursery Naruto heard what Mordecai said and could only inwardly shake his head. He should know by now the anything involving Muscle man is never simple. They eventually got to the nursery and then passed it.
"You just passed the nursery!" half shouted Mordecai.
"Pull you panties out of you but, bro! I know a short cut." said Muscle man.
"But it was right there!" Said Mordecai in a irritated tone.
"Who is supervising this mission ME, that's who! So shut your word hole. I'm listening to my jams!" said Muscle man.
They drive for a little bit longer until they are in the middle of the forest and then Muscle man stops the cart and gets out.
"What? Where are we? Why are we stopping?" said Mordecai in a confuse voice.
"Its lunch time." said Muscle man as he pointed to the taco truck. "This is where you get the best tacos in the whole city." said Muscle man in a low tone. "You know who else has the best tacos in the city?" exclaimed Muscle man.
"Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he find out we're slacking off." said Rigby in a worried tone.
"You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off?" said Muscle man for another joke.
"We don't have time for this" half shouted Mordecai.
"You know who else doesn't have time for this?" said Muscle man with a mocking face.
Naruto who was near the taco truck watched this and just shook his head wondering what Benson was thinking when he called Muscle man. Also how Muscle man has not been fired for the way he is and how he acts. But he does know that Muscle man did work at the park before him or Mordecai and Rigby were even hired there.
"UGH!" shouted Rigby.
"You who else says "UGH"? My MOM!" said Muscle man finally getting his joke out and high fiving ghost.
Naruto just stared at Muscle man like he was some kind of idiot. Wonder if he just does those jokes to mess with people.
"Can we get lunch after we pick up the tree?" said Mordecai in a somewhat pleading tone.
"No can do. High fives got to have his tacos. Watch this." said Muscle man as he took out the walkie talkie. "Hey Benson, we're going to pull over and get some lunch is that cool?" asked Muscle man.
"Go for it. I know you guys will get it done." answered Benson over the walkie talkie.
"Woah!" said both Mordecai and Rigby in amazement.
"Benson is never cool with us." said Rigby in an amazed voice.
"What? Don't you guys check in?" said Muscle man.
"Uh no." said Mordecai in an unsure voice.
"You gotta check in! Benson is the boss and he needs to know where you are at all times. YAY LETS EAT!" said Muscle man in a semi serious voice.
Naruto nodded ad Muscle mans logic when it comes to Benson and the whereabouts of his employees. The reason is maybe if you thinks about it can range from making sure your all right to a emergency of a family member that called Benson or a major storm warning. But he did wonder how or why high five ghost needed his tacos. He was dead why did he need to eat at all?
"Muscle man is right Mordecai and Rigby. If you let Benson know when you are going on break then you won't be yelled at as much and have your pay docked all the time you guy goof off or disappear." said Naruto to mordecai and rigby.
"How come you never check in?" asked Rigby to Mordecai before he punched him.
Muscle man then walked up to the taco truck and started to rig the bell on the counter. After the second ring the person who owns the truck walks over and sees Muscle man.
"Muscle man, High five ghosts (Slaps a high five to ghost.) I have not seen you guys in ages. (Looks over to where Mordecai, Rigby and Naruto are.) Who are those two losers and the cool fox?" said the taco guy.
"Just some chump I have to supervise. I have to make sure they do the job right and the cool fox is another co worker who boss did not assign anywhere else so he is stuck with us." said Muscle man.
"I feel sorry for you guys." said the Taco guy while shaking his head.
"You know who else I feel sorry for? MY MOM!" said Muscle man.
After that the taco guy, Muscle man and high five ghost all shouted "OOOOOH" for some odd reason. While this happened Naruto just watched and kept trying to make sense on how Muscle man can make people laugh with his my mom jokes. Rigby was about to join in on the shout, until Mordecai punched him in the arm hard enough to shut him up and Naruto just shook his head thinking that someone actually found that funny.
"Here's a round of tacos for making me laugh." said the Taco guy while he gave Muscle man the tacos.
At this point Mordecai and Rigby and Naruto just stared in disbelief at what just happened and on how in any way shape or form that joke was funny.
"Aw, what? You actually thought that was funny?" said Mordecai.
"I guess Muscle man is really insulting himself." said Rigby in a hones tone.
Naruto could not help but nod his head at what Rigby said about Muscle man and how he seems not bothered by it in any way shape or form. In fact it seems he likes do it and does not look like he will stop anytime soon.
Naruto knew if he did that with his mother and she found out she would hunt him down and punish him for it and there was no way to escape that woman when she is angry, but that goes without saying for any other angry woman.
30 Minutes later
We see Muscle man drinking a soda while everyone else just finished their tacos from the taco truck. They were still in the forest just after the truck drove away.
"It's getting late. Shouldn't we be at the nursery by now?" said Mordecai wanting to get this done kind of tone. 'Ironic coming from him.' thought Naruto.
"Relax High fives is on it. (High five ghost opens the engines cover and starts rearranging wire in the engine.) He knows how to hot wire the carts so it can go crazy fast. You know who taught High five to hot wire the cart? My uncle john he's a mechanic." said Muscle man in a serious tone.
"…That's cool." said Rigby in an unsure voice.
Naruto then walked over to where high five ghost was and looked over his shoulder if you could call it that. To make sure he did not make any mistake that would damage the carts engine in anyway. His dad was a mechanic and has helped in the shop more than once and learned how to maintain a car, truck or any other vehicle.
"You know who taught him? MY MOM! YES! Let's ride babies" said Muscle man in a small shout.
When ghost was done, Naruto did not see anything out of place that would ruin the cart and it seems the modification was a simple moving of wires around to increase the amount of power the cart received from the battery.
They all then get back into the cart and Muscle man steps on the gas and the cart takes off. As they drove they approached a rail road crossing with a train going by. Muscle man then increases speed and jumps of the moving train. Luckily for him he jumped over one of the empty platforms for log and cleared it with no damage. They then land on a back road dirt path that leads to the free way.
"The roads back there!" shouted Mordecai form the back.
"Don't tell me where the road is, baby!" shout Muscle man back at Mordecai.
As the go over puddles and rocks Muscle man sees a dirt ramp that leads to the free way and guns right for it. As they hit the ramp and fly in to the air before the land on the free way they do a small spin in the air.
'I am so glad Julie is off today or she would have been after Muscle man and High Five ghost's heads right now. She would also be after mine to because she still wants answers to the strange thing that happen in the park.' thought Naruto.
When they land they are quickly pursued by a police officer that say the stunt and chased them down. Muscle man saw this and did not seem worried for any reason. While the other were a bit nervous when the cop walked up.
"Yo Muscle man you know how to break the law in all the right ways" said the Police man and then high fived Muscle man while screaming "OOOOH".
"What was that?" said Mordecai in a questioning voice.
"That was sweet!" exclaimed Rigby.
They then pull up to the nursery and get out of the cart. "We're here" said Muscle man has he gets out. As they walk inside and pay for another lemon tree we see Mordecai and Rigby trying to lift it. Apparently they bought a heavier tree this time around.
"What are you doing? Are you trying to throw your back out? You don't lift like that. That's what Bobby is for. Hey, yo Bobby! (As soon as Muscle man said that a really muscled dud came out form the back.) Bobby here lifts like a champ. (Short silence) Hey Bobby you know who else lifts like a champ? MY MOM!" said Muscle man has he high five a laughing Bobby.
"What?" asked Mordecai?
"Dude I think Muscle man and High five ghost are cool." said Rigby..
"They do seem like alright guys once you get around the "my mom" jokes form Muscle man and the risks he takes sometimes." said Naruto in an agreeing tone.
"Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs! Like my mom." said Muscle man to Bobby.
"You're killing me, man!" said Bobby while he was laughing.
They finally get the tree loaded on to the cart and start to drive back to the park and a normal pace so they don't send the tree flying when they stop.
"I don't know about that. Well glad this is finally over with." said Mordecai in a relieved voice.
"Come on it wasn't that" said Rigby before he was cut off with the site of the front gate.
As they approached the part it seemed Muscle man as not slowing down to do a turn. They soon passed the main gate for the park and kept on going down town for some odd reason.
"Dude! You just passed the park!" said Mordecai.
"What's your hurry grandma? We have all day. Let's have some fun." exclaimed Muscle man.
"Ugh" said Mordecai in annoyance.
"Come on dude. Just give him a chance." somewhat pleaded Rigby.
"Yes Mordecai just give him one chance it won't kill you." said Naruto
Mordecai did give Muscle man and High five ghost a chance to prove they weren't totally annoying. First all of them went to the arcade where they all played either a game that required a single player and waited for one of them to fail or succeed. They then started to play the multiplayer games. Mordecai joined them after they played Giganto-Fist.
After that the five of them went to the movies to see a 3-D horror movie that Muscle man paid for. But Naruto paid for his own ticket and snacks when they got there. He only felt that he should pay for himself if he is able to.
The movie they saw was about a slime monster that was on the loose and devouring people. As they sat in the movie theater watching the slime monster take a grab at a woman in a red dress, Naruto looked over to see Muscle man sharing his popcorn with Mordecai and mordecai accepting it.
The next stop was the bowling alley like before Muscle man paid for at a discount because he knows the owner somehow. As they all bowled High five ghost got a strike and they all cheered. But what really got them going was that Naruto somehow bowled a perfect game and won them all a free game and free pizza.
The Next few stops were at the music shop, the electronics store the prank store which got Mordecai and Rigby on edge around Naruto when they were there and afterwards because he bought some stuff.
Soon they were driving back to the park and entered from the south entrance. As they drove Naruto thought about the day he had with Mordecai and Rigby, Muscle man and high five ghost. The more he thought about it the more he saw that the four of them have a lot in common but two of them always get themselves into trouble. While the other two seemed to get away with just about anything they want as long as it is the people they know see them do it.
Naruto was taken out of his thoughts when he heard Mordecai say he was going to tell Muscle man that he was doing the mom joke wrong. Rigby then said to him that he should not change Muscle man and that it was not cool.
Naruto agreed with what Rigby said to Mordecai. You should not go changing someone just because one of their quirks annoys you but not others. Also that you should find out the reason why that person does what they do and the reason behind it or you may wind up offending them in some way shape or form.
But Mordecai did not listen and told Muscle man that he was doing the mom jokes wrong. At first Muscle man seemed not to know what they meant by that, until they started doing "your mom" jokes.
As they continues to give examples using Muscle man's mother, Naruto could see that he was getting more and more angry with mordecai and rigby and would soon explode. Soon after the last joke Muscle man lost it, he stopped the cart and started to yell at Mordecai and Rigby for making fun of his mom.
As soon as they stopped high five ghost grabbed Naruto by the back of his shirt and started dragging him to the nearest bush to hide in from Muscle mans wrath. The last thing he saw was Muscle man forcing Mordecai and Rigby out of the cart.
Naruto was about to ask why high five did that but he cut him off say that this was the distraction from muscle man to prank mordecai and rigby. Naruto then nodded and ran to the house with the stuff he bought from the prank shop. When he reached the house he made sure that Benson or Skips had not returned from what they were doing today yet.
He saw that the coast was clear and ran inside to the bathroom was the first stop. He went inside and found the shampoo that Mordecai and Rigby use and put a special dye in it so that when it come into contact with fur or feathers it will change the color of it.
This dye would turn the color to hot neon pink and have it stay that way for an entire week. After that was in both the shampoo and the body wash for good measure he then went to their room. He then put itching powder into their beds so that it would be a sure fire way to get them to shower.
He then went down stair and set up a device that will give them a mild shock when they try to sit down to play video games. This will also be used to get them to work and not slack off so much.
After that was all set up he ran back outside and back to where high five ghost was and waited for muscle man to give the all clear. They did not need to wait long when muscle man shouted that it was a prank.
They both walked out of the bush and laughed a Mordecai and Rigby's expressions. So after everyone settled down, Muscle man introduced Naruto to his older brother Muscle bro. He seemed like a cool dud and his job was a truck driver so that was the reason they did not meet him earlier.
They all soon got back in the cart and Muscle bro went on his way to make his shipment delivery. They were not standing outside of the park house whiting for Benson and Skips to show up. They did not wait long as they pulled up and got out of the cart.
"Thanks for picking it up I knew I could count on you two and Naruto sorry about not giving you more work today and thank you for helping Muscle man and high five ghost today." said Benson to Naruto, muscle man and HFG.
After Benson said that Naruto just looked at him strange all he did was stick with them and did no lifting what so ever in fact the only ones who tried to do work were Mordecai and Rigby.
Benson then turns to Mordecai and Rigby. "As for you two next time I tell you to do something, do it right or I will have them supervise your next job get it?" said Benson, then he and Skip got in the cart with the new tree and drove off to plant it.
Muscle man then made a joke that his mom had to have supervision to do the job right. He then stood on top of the cart took off his shirt and twirled it around in the air while HFG did donuts before driving off.
"I really hate Muscle man." said Mordecai.
"You know who else Hated Muscle man?" asked Rigby.
Naruto just shook his head and thought this was another day at the park. He then went of to see if Pops needed help with anything and could not wait until tomorrow to see his revenge prank come into play.
Going to take a break from this story for a bit because I almost burned myself out on it.
Might work my other stories don't know just yet.
Thank you for your time.