Sup was bored and this was the only thing that keept me interested

*Ding Dong Ding Dong*

The Mystery Shacks door was ringing

"I'll get it!" Dipper called

Dipper opened the door to see Bill standing there,and before Dipper could do anything at pulled him outside putting one of his fingers in Dipper's mouth

"shh" Bill tried to quiet Dipper "What do you want Bill " Dipper said harshly,obviously showing that he wasn't very happy with Bill here

"I-" just then Gruncle Stan opened the door hitting Dipper in the head.

Stan being the jerky gruncle he is laughed at Dipper who was in pain,it was at that moment when Bill realized why Dipper was crying about a hour ago.

"Hey!..you do know that is technically child abuse right? I can report you to the police "Stan then stopped laughing then cleared his throat "umm...and who do you think you are?"

"Bill G-Goldwin!...I'm Pine Tre- I mean Dipper- no I mean Pine Tree's ummm new friend! hahaha" Bill said,he started to feel a little nervous as Stan started to squint his eyes and stare intently,especially at his formal attire,Bill smiled nervously.

'Please don't figure it out,please don't figure it out,please don't figure it out...' Bill thought repeatedly worrying that he was seeing through his lies.

after a few awkward seconds Stan laughed and pat Dipper's back,"Hahaha you finally made a new friend! come in come in" Stan said with a sarcastic welcoming tone,Bill was about to walk in until Dipper interupted his trail.

"Umm actually we were planning to hang in town" Dipper said,remembering the unicorn barrier he and Ford put around the house.

"Ok have fun kids!" Stan said with a fake cheery tone as he saw Dipper dragging Bill into the direction of the town.

[ At Town ]

"Ok look Bill if your going to be human at least get a more...casual attire" Dipper said,people were staring at at Bill.

But who wouldn't really,he looked like he was heading to some fancy restaurant for some meeting,maybe even fancy enough for the Northwest's.

"What!,Pine Tree don't be silly! your just over reacting" Bill said in his defense "besides I'm just fabulous!" Dipper rolled his eyes at Bill's statement "look I'm obviously the one with human experience,you have...well not human experience".

Bill twitched a little knowing that he was right which made Bill groaned "ok fine where do we go" Bill said giving up and was slightly curious,wondering where they were going to get any 'casual' clothing.

"Right here" Dipper said,they were in front of a store,a concrete building with a colorful sign that read:

Pete's Clothing

the two walked in,Bill was looking everywhere,"now go pick out some clothes and I'll approve,while I go and sit reading some waiting magazines".

Dipper said while sitting in a bench reading some random magazine,Bill looked at the-"oh and don't go over there that's the womens section" Dipper said stopping Bill in his track to his way to the aisle with glittery pink words reading:

'Bras & Panties'

and wander somewhere came to a stop and went into the

'Sweater aisle'

and found a yellow sweater with one eye at the middle,he picked it out since it caught his eye

{HAHA get it?}

isn't the author funny?,Bill then rolled his eye slowly shaking his head

{FOURTH WALL BILL}

and grabbed a random black t-shirt with the words 'Netflix Nachos & Naps' that was lying on the floor walking into the

'Jean Section'

he then picked out some blue jeans which had a tag attached to it which read: With real pockets! which he then showed to Dipper.

"Hmm...not bad,it's pretty eye catching" {Don't steal my jokes PINE TREE!} Bill blinked before laughing at the eye pun,

"but seriously go to the doors that says boy's 'Changing Room' and you change your clothes there,and lock the door" Dipper instructed Bill teasingly.

Bill doing what Dipper ordered,pouting at the teasing way Dipper said it,'Babying me,pah! who does he think he is!' Bill thought angrily,nearly tripping in his process of trying to figure out a way to put the jeans he picked out on.

When Bill walked out Dipper nodded "Now let's pay-wait you got money?" Dipper said panickingly,"well...I got gold will that do?" Bill said Dipper only starred nodding as Bill forms a jagged piece of gold in his right hand.

They walked over to the sign that reads "check out" Dipper fidget a little when the cash registerer

{YES I KNOW IT'S CASHIER THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF THE JOKE IN THE DONUT CHAPTER OF "Fixing A Demon"}

said "that'll be 25-" the cash registerer stopped widening her eyes when Bill handed out a gold rock placing it on top of the register,the cash registerer took it smiling "thank you have a wonderful day!" she said happily.

The two walked out,but Bill pulled Dipper into a alley "Well about the deal..." he said offering his hand thats surrounded with blue flames,Dipper gulped,he was grateful for when Bill stood up for him by Stan (even if he'll never admit it)...

he shook Bill's hand a little uneasy

'Will I regret this?"

Probably Dippy!

but only time will tell!