Prompt: What the heck? I retired for five minutes and you let the entire universe go to shit?

The Undertaker hummed along to Johnny Cash's "God's Gonna Cut You Down" as he packed his suitcase. He had just retired as Hell's gate-keeper, leaving his only daughter in charge of Hell. She had been raised and trained for this day, and he had full confidence that she would do just fine at the job.

He looked at himself in the old mirror, almost not able to recognize the man looking back at him. He no longer wore black. Instead his hair was cut short, he wore a pair of khaki cargo shorts, and a Hawiian shirt. In the place of his black rimmed hat was a tropical straw hat. He was ready to go to Earth and spend his retirement in the Bahamas soaking up the sun, the alcohol, and any Island beauty he could find.

He picked up his faithful trench coat, the material worn and old.

"We've had some good times, my friend" He said as he ran his hands over the coat

Taker hung the coat on the coat stand by his door. The hat that was always placed so perfectly upon his head followed, both items now in their final resting place.

He nodded, and took a deep breath before grabbing his suitcase and emerging from his room. He walked down the seemingly endless corridors of the castle, finally arriving at the main entrance. He gave one last look at his surroundings before using his powers to transport himself to Earth. He had a stop to make first, to tell his daughter goodbye and give a few last minute pointers for running the underworld. As he landed on Texas soil, his jaw dropped. He looked around him in shock.

Everything was on fire. Buildings, vehicles, airplanes, even the clouds in the sky. People were running and screaming, explosions going off in every direction.

He slowly turned to face his daughter. Sara was sitting on a plastic lawn chair, her feet dipped into a kiddie pool filled with cool water. She was sipping a Coke, watching the world literally burn.

"What the heck?" Taker exclaimed "I retired for five minutes and you let the entire universe go to shit?"

"Oops" Sara just shrugged