Sirius' POV:

Very early this morning, I felt the desperate and unquenchable need to shag someone, with passion. So who better than the one person I'd been dating for the past 3 months or so, Remus Lupin (or Remy when I need him). So I crept over to his bed, parted the hangings and let myself in. I sat on the edge of his bed, running my fingers through his soft, golden brown hair and wishing he would let me do it when he was awake. No one touches Remus Lupin's hair and gets away with it, not even me."Oh Remy, you already have a grey hair..." I muttered to myself as I swiftly plucked the offending hair that was ruining my Moony's attractiveness off his head. This caused him to stir slightly and open his eyes. I gave him my best 'I wanna shag you' smile and gave him a cheery wave.

"Yes Sirius..."

"Do you wanna sneak out Moonykins?" I whispered so James and Peter couldn't hear us.

"No."

"Do you want a make out session?"

"...Maybe..."

"Do you want me to shag you?"

"YOU WAKE ME UP AT LIKE 2 IN THE FREAKING MORNING TO ASK ME IF I WANT TO FUCK?!" Remus replies in extremely agitated whispers, but his expression softened (slightly) when I gave him my infamous puppy eyes, he can never say no to them.

"But fine, I'm only doing this because it's you Siri." he said wearily.

"Great." I told him in a strained whisper as I pecked him on the cheek, ripped the covers off him and rushed out the door in one spectacular movement. I ran down the stairs and into the common room, stopping to wait for Remus. He wandered down the stairs rubbing his eyes sleepily and holding a hand for me to take. I grasped it and led him out the portrait hole and out into the deserted corridors. We raced down the Charms corridor as Remus could sense that I could no longer push aside my desire to snog him senseless. Just as we arrived at an empty classroom, I latched onto Remus and kissed him. I could feel his soft lips on mine, my tongue was not waiting for my command to explore every nook and cranny of Remy's mouth. He pulled away briefly to get the door open and he pulled me in.

I pinned him to the wall and snogged him so vigorously that I stumbled on top of him and pulled his shirt off. Oh how amazing his torso always looked, if he let me explore it a little more often I might even be able to identify which trips each of the scars were from. Remus suddenly tackled me onto the floor and we stripped each other naked. We made out right then and there. We took turns moaning and I even let out a kind of growl. Ultimately though Remus was the victorious kisser and he tired himself out so much that I had to carry him back up to Gryffindor Tower shirtless.

Peter's POV:

According to James, Remus and Sirius shagged each other last night, but no one ever tells Wormy anything, no...