Section 7: Scientific Experiments
A. Performing scientific experiments is an excellent way to gain knowledge of science. However, there are guidelines that must be followed. Here they are...
B. Experiments must not take up so much physical space as to impede movement in the room.
C. Any experiments involving open flames must be approved by your father and/or mother beforehand, and must be performed under the supervision of the father and/or mother.
D. At least two layers of eye protection, including a face mask and goggles, must be worn when working with corrosive chemicals.
E. Genetic engineering must be limited to plants and microscopic organisms.
Section 8: Robotics
A. Robots constructed must be no more than 6 feet tall and weigh no more than 300 pounds.
B. Robots constructed must not be equipped with weapons such as firearms, explosives, blades longer than six inches in length, or flame-emitting devices.
C. Robots constructed must not have intellectual capabilities exceeding those of your father and/or mother.
D. Robots constructed must not be equipped with lasers capable of cutting through solid matter such as wood, plastic or steel.
Section 9: Academics
A: You are expected to maintain a letter grade of A (exceeding an overall percentage of 90% in most cases) in all subjects at all times.
B: You are expected to attend school on all days school is in session except in instances of illness and/or serious injury.
C. Any extracurricular activities on school property should be approved by your father and/or mother beforehand.
D. During the process of taking a test, if the teacher displays answers to the test in visual and/or verbal format, discontinue the test and notify the building's principal immediately.
E. Do not attempt to bribe any of your teachers using money or other physical objects or offers of services.
Section 10: Dating
A: You are not permitted to date members of the opposite sex until you reach the age of 18 or earn your high school diploma, whichever comes first.
B: You are not permitted to engage in coitus outside of marriage.
C: If you are planning to engage in marriage with a member of the opposite sex, please notify your father and mother at least 90 days in advance.