Section 11: Employment
1. Providing goods and services for people outside the family in exchange for monetary compensation outside the home is not permissible until you reach the age of 13 or earn a high school diploma, whoever comes first.
2. You are not to seek employment in criminal endeavours, including but not limited to, the illegal drug trade, smuggling weapons and/or other contraband, prostitution, street gangs, or the Mafia.
3. You are not to seek employment in bars, casinos, or strip clubs.
4. You are not to seek employment as a magician or as an assistant to a magician or team of magicians.
Section 12: Use of intellectual property
1. Text, audio, video, and passive and/or interactive 3D models/environments protected by national and/or international copyright law can only be duplicated for personal uses only. Copyrighted material should not be duplicated for the purpose of sharing with other people, regardless of the methodology used to do so.
2. Intellectual property written, spoken or otherwise created by Stephen Hawking is not to be mocked, ridiculed, demeaned or degraded under any circumstances.
Section 13: Written and spoken languages
1. The English language should be your primary written and spoken language.
2. Once you are capable of reading English at the speed of 250 words per minute and speaking English at the rate of 125 words per minute, you will be permitted to learn additional languages. Additional languages include but are not limited to Spanish, French, German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Swahili, Somalian, Navajo, and Klingon.
Section 14: When one of us dies
1. Both your mother and father wish to be buried in registered public cemeteries in the Metropolitan Los Angeles area, right alongside each other.
2. A single tombstone should be used to denote both of our graves. This tombstone should be no less than 36 inches tall, 24 inches wide at the base, and 12 inches deep.