Hello there laddies! And welcome back ta another episode of Total PokDrama Island!
This will be both anti-climatic, and VERY climatic, so I hope ya enjoy!
Anyways, let's just sit down, and watch the show, shall we?!
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Chapter 10: Fishin' and Wishin'
Scizor was at Heracross's side as he was in a deep sleep. He's been like this for the past couple of days now.
Scizor sighed sadly. "I really hope all the trauma didn't put him into a coma… is that even possible?"
A few moments later, Heracross slowly opened his eyes.
Scizor gasped. "Heracross! You're awake!"
"Yeah, I guess I am. The yelling in my ear definitely woke me up now." Heracross joked.
"Sorry about that." Scizor said. "But you've been out for a couple days. Smeargle is gone now."
"Really? Damn, I almost thought we would've lost…..scratch that. Druddigon was on their team." Heracross said.
"He didn't last a minute. His fear was still very fresh in his mind." Scizor said.
"Yeah, and thanks to Jaba and Hannibal fucking up, mine is as well." Heracross pointed out, starting to get up on the bed.
"It wasn't Jaba or Hannibal's fault." Scizor said. "They spent that entire time trying to turn off the illusion as we all were yelling at him to… Sandslash said he saw Zoroark change his eye color and they he tampered with it so he could break you."
"... Sandslash told you, that Zoroark did it?" Heracross asked.
"Yeah… after the challenge I came here and then Sandslash and Excadrill after… an explosive break time… Sandslash is currently not in a good mood." Scizor said.
"... Sandslash was just mad is all. Zoroark didn't really do all those things. He is from your team after all. So you would know if he did or not, right?" Heracross asked.
"No… none of us do. Though Sandslash basically caused everyone from my team to hate him for making Zoroark cry," Scizor replied
"Sandslash was just upset after what happened with him, Excadrill, and me. Just exploded is all. He's never done that before so he didn't really control himself. He could've just pointed the blame on anyone really. Don't blame Sandslash, and don't assume Zoroark did anything. It was all just an accident." Heracross said.
"Okay. I might tell the rest of my team back so no one goes and tried to murder him." Scizor said.
"Good, I'll see you later love?" Heracross asked.
Scizor kissed him. "I will see you later."
"That's it? A kiss? I missed the good old days were we did more than that." Heracross said, grinning at Scizor.
"Oh sweetie, you just woke up from a mini-coma, I'm not sure that would be good for you." Scizor said.
"Mini-coma shmini-coma, I've been through worse. I've been poisoned by an ex-con that I proved guilty once." Heracross said.
"... What kind of life do you live?" Scizor asked
"A pretty hellish one. I live my life as a detective after all. It's nothing by thrill, mystery, and excitement. Plus, there's perks to being a city detective." Heracross replied.
Scizor grinned. "What kind of perks?"
Heracross whispers something into Scizor's ear, and her eyes went wide. "Are you serious!?"
"Yep, I mean it. Every last word." Heracross replied, grinning at her.
"Wow." Scizor said simply. "So about what you wanted to do in here?"
"Yes?" Heracross asked.
Scizor goes and makes out with Heracross.
Heracross grinned and made out back.
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Heracross: Heracross is panting. "There we go, now everything is back to normal. Also Sandslash, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Scizor: She was just sitting down calmly. "I missed that beetle."
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Druddigon was walking calmly, with the same key still in his hands. He still has not figured out where it goes to.
"They wouldn't put some random key on the island for someone random to find without it going to something." Druddigon muttered
Suddenly, the same Noivern flew in front of him.
Druddigon freaked up a bit before noticing who it was again. "Oh it's you… Sorry, still not over that."
She crooned and nuzzled Druddigon.
"You act like you don't see me everyday now." Druddigon said.
She giggled and gave Druddigon more Sitrus Berries.
He happily ate them. "Thank you so much!"
She giggled and took Druddigon for more flying.
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Druddigon: "Admittedly I'm gotten a bit better around her. I'm still terrified when I first see her, but otherwise I'm fine being around her… plus she is the only reason I haven't starved yet so I'm thankful."
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Sandslash just left his cabin to go see Heracross in the infirmary. While walking there, he was receiving dirty looks from the opposite team.
Sandslash just sighed and kept walking… he knew talking them more would make things worse and he didn't want to deal with any worse… He had to deal with it until something could be done about it.
Sandslash went to the infirmary to see Heracross getting ready to leave.
Sandslash smiled. "Heracross, you're awake!"
"Yes, yes I am. Hey Sandslash, can I ask you a question?" Heracross asked, as he walked to Sandslash.
"Yeah what is it?" Sandslash asked back.
"What the actual fuck Sandslash? We agreed to keep the information about Zoroark a secret. Then after I woke up, I hear Scizor telling me that you snapped, told everyone, and then told Scizor what happened? Like…. What the fuck?" Heracross asked.
"... I'm sorry Heracross… But I had fucking enough!" Sandslash shouted. "That fox had literally done everything he could do to hurt me and just break me like I'm just some toy! What he did to you was the last fucking straw after he just walked up to calmly like he was innocent when that asshole knew he was guilty! I'm sorry that I fucking snapped but I couldn't handle it anymore!"
"..." Heracross sighed. "Look, I'm sorry for what Zoroark did to you, to Heliolisk, to Excadrill, and for what he did to me at the last challenge. But we promised to keep this a secret. What if Scizor was asking questions about what you said? If Zoroark knew, Scizor would be fucked over, worse than anything that he's ever did to us. Keeping this a secret isn't just to have the element of surprise on Zoroark, it's to also keep everyone else who isn't in the loop safe from his wrath." Heracross said.
Sandslash had tears in his eyes. "I know, and I'm sorry… I.. It's just all so hard right now… knowing that this fox is just playing everyone like Xatu warned about and is doing anything he wants to hurt me and everyone else just for his own fun. He almost killed me and Heliolisk in the first two weeks…. Jaba and Hannibal have done fucking nothing to find or stop him… It's… it's just too much."
Heracross goes and hugs Sandslash, making sure of course not to get hurt by Sandslash's body. "I know Sandslash, I know. But we will stop him, I promise."
Sandslash hugged Heracross back. "Okay… We will."
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Sandslash: He was wiping tears from his eyes. "You know, I came out here to have some fun, explore this island's environment, maybe even make new friends… what I didn't come here to deal with a fucking sadistic psychopath who hurts and uses anyone he wants… It's just too much right now."
Heracross: "I can see Sandslash's pain. Coming to this show for fun, only to have Hell knock on your door, that's life for you. But we're not going to give up. We're going to beat Zoroark dammit. If it's the last thing I do."
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Hannibal was outside the door of Jaba's cabin. He knocked on the door. "Jaba? You there?"
There was silence.
"... It's been two days Jaba! Come on, we have a show to run, remember?!" Hannibal asked.
There was silence again.
Hannibal growled and kicked down the door.
Jaba was just sitting on the couch in his cabin.. A tub of ice cream next to him… he didn't look like his normal good self… at all.
Hannibal went to Jaba. "Jaba…. What the hell? Why are you just eating Ice cream on the couch? Well, at least you're not watching a sitcom."
Jaba just looked at Hannibal. "I'm sort of fucking depressed alright?"
"Why? Because a pair of gears told you off? He's just a contestant Jaba, they bitch all the time." Hannibal replied.
".. You know Hannibal.. I'm actually trying to be a good host.. I'm not actually trying to kill them every 5 hours… I'm trying to be as nice to them as possible… I'm trying my best here… and then last challenge happened and I just had to stand there and watch one of them watch their own parents dead bodies all over again and get insulted by another contestant after forgetting something so simple! He fucking said he would rather have Victini be his host.. That fucking psychopath! I… I just couldn't take it after that." Jaba explained sadly, on the the verge of tears.
Hannibal growled. He got to Jaba, slapped the tub of ice cream away and sat on his lap to look at him in the face. "Listen to me Jaba! You're not worthless! So a fuck up happened, it doesn't make you the worst show in existence! I mean… remember Shaymin?"
"You mean the Psychopath's girlfriend?" Jaba asked.
"Yes…. that Shaymin." Hannibal replied. "Look, other than the fact that you can be annoying when it comes to not making the challenges exciting, you actually are a great host. Hell, I barely see a host actually give a damn to their contestants. You barely ever see that. Plus… I don't like seeing you like this. You mean too much to me for that Jaba."
Jaba looked at Hannibal. "Hannibal… what do you mean?"
Hannibal sighs. "Jaba… I've known you for a few years now. You are the only one I know who actively puts up with the crazy stuff I do-"
"I slammed you down a mountain like three weeks ago." Jaba pointed out.
"Yeah, but that was after I blew up a volcano." Hannibal also pointed out.
"Exactly why I did that… you could have killed one of the contestants… Hell when I left you alone that day, you let Heliolisk get buried in the snow to almost die to hypothermia." Jaba said
"Point is, you put up with me." Hannibal said. "You and I have been friends and no matter what I do, you always care about me, and you even show that same level of care to the contestants. You're nice, strong, and just great… and I.. I have a thing for you."
"Hannibal… You're gay?" Jaba asked.
Hannibal kissed Jaba lovingly. "Does that answer your question?"
"No shit." Jaba said bluntly. "But why never say anything before."
Hannibal shrugged. "Never has a good reason to… Now um… what do you want to do about this?" Hannibal blushed a tiny bit.
Jaba looked at Hannibal a bit before getting up. "I'm going to get up and do my job… if you can help me.. Right love?"
"J-Jaba.. Really?" Hannibal asked.
"Bisexual and I'll admit, for as insane as you can be… you are something of a good person deep down. So.. I don't mind if we try us out." Jaba said, ending with smile.
Hannibal smiled and punched on Jaba, but also kissed him.
"Hannibal… oh what the hell." Jaba said before kissing him back.
The two were just making out with the other in Jaba's cabin.
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Jaba: "Yes, he did let someone almost die due to hypothermia… Yes he did almost kill everyone by erupting a dormant volcano.. Yes he did get that insane asylum build for the last challenge… but that doesn't mean I hate Hannibal? I know him better than anyone else and frankly.. He is a decent person underneath the insanity."
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Beheeyem woke up in the forest again. She's been spending nights there for a couple of days now. She looked around for Zoroark.
Zoroark came in with another small table of food. "Sorry I took a while, I had to spend some time with Heliolisk for the night. But I got you your favorite."
She smiled and went up to Zoroark, kissing him.
Zoroark smiled and kissed back. "Now, eat up. You deserve the best after all."
Beheeyem happily eats her breakfast.
"Wait, I need to feed you after all." Zoroark said, as he did just that for Beheeyem.
She felt happy getting this type of treatment from him
Zoroark frowned a little. "You know, I saw what that teacher did to you. I can see why you don't want to talk after that."
Beheeyem nodded sadly at that.
Zoroark then smiled again. "But, if you did talk, I bet you would've had the most beautiful voice."
She smiled and blushed.
Zoroark feeds beheeyem some more food, as she happily eats it.
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Beheeyem: She just made the swooning gesture again… this was a common thing for her when she came into the confessional.
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Scizor was going around, telling everyone in her team about what Heracross said. Zoroark sees her and finds the perfect opportunity to bump into her.
"Oh hey Zoroark." Scizor said. "Mind watching where you're going?"
"Oh Scizor, so sorry. I'm just a little jumpy is all. You know, with all the hell I've been given recently." Zoroark replied.
"Fair enough, are you doing okay today?" Scizor asked
"Yeah, I'm good. Heliolisk has been helping me feel better." Zoroark replied, smiling at her.
Scizor smiled back a little. "That's good, it's a good thing you have him around isn't it?"
"Yeah, the poor guy has been through so much. It's good for me to be with him. Hey Scizor." Zoroark said.
"Yeah?" Scizor replied
"You don't think I'm a bad guy, do you? Sandslash got pretty upset with me for no reason in the last challenge." Zoroark said.
"Not at all. I have no reason to really think you're bad." Scizor replied. "Possibly a little competitive, yes but not a danger to anyone really."
Zoroark scratches the back of his head, sheepishly. "Yeah, I am a little competitive, aren't I? Well, gotta go to find Heliolisk. I'll see you later."
"Later." Scizor said.
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Scizor: "Yeah after thinking about it and with what Heracross said… Sandslash may have just overreacted when he snapped. Poor guy. I'm sure he'll be okay. Zoroark too."
Zoroark: "Well, it looks like Scizor doesn't suspect anything, good. Now I don't have to worry about her, at least for right now."
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Zoroark walks around and finds Heliolisk. Zoroark goes to him. "Hey love, you doing well?"
Heliolisk hugs him. "Yes love I am. Are you feeling better?"
"Yes I am, thanks for asking. Did anything happen for the past two days?" Zoroark asked.
"Well… Klinklang confronted me about that Liepard rumor." Heliolisk admitted.
"He…. he did?" Zoroark asked.
"Yeah he did. I managed to get him to realize that it wasn't me though." Heliolisk said.
"... What were his exact words." Zoroark asked, turning serious.
"He said 'Alright Heliolisk, I believe you.' And 'Yes, I do. Sorry for not believing you.'" Heliolisk explained.
"And he said that, right after accusing you of doing it?" Zoroark asked again.
"Yes." Heliolisk replied. "After all, I was telling him that there was no way it could have been me."
"...FUCK!" Zoroark shouted.
"What, what's wrong!?" Heliolisk asked.
"Klinklang knows that you did it! Klinklang was just saying that so you wouldn't try anything! Klinklang fucking knows dammit!" Zoroark shouted in rage.
"What!? But how!?" Heliolisk asked.
"Klinklang's a fucking analyst for Arceus's sake! Klinklang fucking saw right through you!" Zoroark shouted some more.
Heliolisk looked sad. "Oh… I… I'm so dumb…"
Zoroark growled as he covered his face with his hand. "This was not needed right now! Not this soon!"
"What do you mean love?" Heliolisk asked
"I didn't want people trying to catch on to the Liepard incident this soon! Maybe after the merge when the dust settles, but not like this dammit!" Zoroark replied.
"Zoroark.. I'm sorry." Heliolisk said, tears in his eyes seeing his love so mad.
Zoroark sees Heliolisk's tears and calms down. "It's fine love. We'll just find a way to eliminate Klinklang, okay?"
Heliolisk nods. "Okay."
Zoroark goes to Heliolisk and hugs him for comfort.
Heliolisk hugs back. "I love you."
"Love you too Heliolisk, always." Zoroark replied.
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Heliolisk: "Why did Klinklang have to trick me like that! I don't want to leave now.. I don't want to lose my love now… I don't want to be alone."
Zoroark: Zoroark was clawing the walls of the confessional and cursing out a storm
Croagunk: He sighs. "You know… thanks to that fear challenge.. I really miss Snorunt." He looks at the wall. "..I miss it when she thought she caused all the damage to the confessional… it was a little endearing you know?"
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Scizor was lying on a log before she would go to the cafeteria. She heard a little cry from somewhere.
"Huh? Was that?" Scizor asked herself looking around.
Scizor sees the same Noibat, fly down to her right shoulder.
"Hey little guy. What are you doing here?" Scizor asked.
He was crooning as he nuzzled Scizor.
"I get it, you like me a lot… but your pack." Scizor pointed out.
He crooned again and was cuddling with Scizor. This made her melt again.
"Aww. Okay, you can stay for a bit." Scizor said.
He giggled and cuddles with Scizor some more.
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Scizor: "The little guy is too cute okay! It's hard not to melt with him around! I'm just hoping it's pack won't come after us."
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Everyone was at the cafeteria by this point. Druddigon saw that the No Druddigon sign was still in place. He sighed and walked to outside the cafeteria second before the Ice Hammer was thrown were he was standing.
"NO DRUDDIGONS ALLOWED!" Bruce shouted from the kitchen.
"I kinda feel bad for him." Excadrill said.
"I'm sure Bruce will let him back in at some point… maybe.. Not likely." Sandslash said.
Druddigon was sitting outside the cafeteria. "I hate this."
Monferno was eating with Dragalge, as she saw Scizor….. With the same Noibat on her right shoulder.
"Um.. Dragalge. She has it again." Monferno said.
"...For fucks sake. Go talk to her." Dragalge insisted.
"Way ahead of you." Monferno said before going to Scizor. "Morning Scizor.. Why is the Noibat back?"
"Just flew up to me and my shoulder." Scizor replied. "I didn't go looking for the little guy."
"Well you need to take him back, the pack of deadly Noivern, remember?" Monferno said.
The Noibat crooned and nuzzled Scizor.
"See? Same thing happened when I pointed that out." Scizor said,
Monferno sighed. "You know what Jaba and Hannibal are going to say right?"
"Yeah Yeah, I know." Scizor said rolling her eyes.
"Scizor I'm serious! Our lives are at stake. Druddigon is a literal mess around Noiverns." Monferno said.
Suddenly the two of them heard a banging on the wall and footsteps running away.. It was Druddigon freaking out at the mention of Noivern.
"See my point?" Monferno asked.
"Yeah, Yeah, I get it get Monferno! Now can you please just stop bugging me?" Scizor asked back.
Monferno goes back to Dragalge muttering under her breath while Scizor glared at her.
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Scizor: "Why can't Monferno just leave me alone? First, she always bugs me about me and Heracross, now it's me and the Noibat, what's next? She is really bothering me now."
Monferno: "Why can't Scizor just leave that Noibat alone!? Keeping it around is asking for us to die! Why does she always do things that aren't helping us?"
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Mismagius saw Krookodile eating his real food by himself.
Mismagius went up to him. "Hello there, I believe we have business to talk about."
"Business? What business?" Krookodile asked.
"The business of what we were talking about to nights ago before you leave a you shaped hole in my door." Mismagius said.
"Oh, sorry about the door. I got caught up in the moment." Krookodile apologized.
Mismagius sighed. "It's fine, I fixed it yesterday. Now talk, You just up and ran away. Why?"
"Oh yeah, that. I didn't want to make a decision too soon. So I'll just let the fates decide for me." Krookodile replied, as he gets his coin read to flip.
Mismagius used Psychic on the coin. "You're going to have the fates decide if you should date? That's crazy Krookodile!"
"It's an important decision Mismagius. The fates usually help me with that kinds of things." Krookodile said.
"But you can make decision for yourself!" Mismagius pointed out.
"You see, it's the simple decisions that I can make more myself. Small stuff that doesn't really matter in life. But decisions like these, the fates help me make them, and it works every single time. Never doubted them once." Krookodile said.
Mismagius looks at him. "But love should be something you decide, don't you think?"
"... Maybe, but the fates never failed me yet." Krookodile replied.
"Krookodile, I get that you follow the fates… but I told you that I love the one who makes his own choices. Not someone who will have to ask fates if we can date." Mismagius said giving him his coin back and floating away,
Krookodile looks at his coin, before putting it back in his pocket.
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Mismagius: "I do like that guy… but if he's just going to have the fates decide if we date, then what's the point? It would be like an arranged marriage."
Krookodile: Krookodile flips his coin a few times, before he looks at it. "Making an important decision….. Without the coin? Can I even do that?"
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Heracross met up with Cacturne and Klinklang.
"So, I heard Klinklang had something to tell us?" Heracross asked.
"Yes, I have proof that Heliolisk started the rumor." Klinklang revealed.
"Excellent, so I take it da plan worked?" Cacturne asked.
"Yes, it did. Heliolisk slipped up and told me practically that he started the rumor with Liepard. If we blackmail him and interrogate him, we could get him to confess that Zoroark was involved as well." Klinklang replied.
"Which means that Zoroark will finally be voted out of here." Heracross added.
"But most importantly, I would finally get my revenge on dat Fox. Zoroark is a gonner." Cacturne finished.
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Heracross: "Well, thanks to my detective skills and Klinklang's analytic mind, we essentially stopped Heliolisk and Zoroark. Cacturne gets his revenge on Zoroark, Klinklang gets bragging rights, and I can finally have some peace. I'm glad all of this got resolved so soon."
Klinklang: "Bragging rights are a good thing to have. I should rub it on someone's face, but who?"
Cacturne: Cacturne was whistling, as he was cleaning his wooden mace.
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Sandslash and Excadrill were eating together.
"Sandslash… are you feeling okay? Excadrill asked.
".. No. not at all." Sandslash said,
"What's wrong.. Is that issue still bothering you?" Excadrill asked
"Yeah." Sandslash said. "It's just… it's all been to much for me to handle." Sandslash said.
Excadrill hugged him. "It'll be okay Sandslash.. I'm still here to help you."
Sandslash smiled and hugged Excadrill back. "Thank you Excadrill. I love you."
"I love you too." Excadrill said before kissing him, to which Sandslash kissed back.
Heliolisk watched that two of them for a moment, rolled his eyes and went back to eating with Zoroark.
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Heliolisk: "He just throws me away like trash and acts so kind to her… I don't like it at all… at least Zoroark has been there for me and won't throw me away."
Excadrill: "I love Sandslash a lot and I don't like seeing him like that.. He really had been through a lot.. But that doesn't mean I can't help him feel better."
Sandslash: "I'm still not in the best of moods… but I'm glad I have Excadrill with me… otherwise I'd be a complete and utter mess… basically this morning."
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Jaba and Hannibal walked into the cafeteria, a lot of the contestants noticed that they both were in an oddly good mood... Especially Jaba.
"Well well well, someone finally decided to crawl out his hole. Good job on doing at least that." Klinklang remarked.
Jaba shook his head trying to ignore Klinklang's comment,
"So, I take it it's challenge time now?" Heracross asked.
"Yep." Jaba replied. "Hannibal, would you like to explain it?"
"... Did you say let Hannibal describe the challenge? Hannibal, of all people?" Klinklang asked.
"Oh I would have loved to explain it myself… but someone put me in a two day depression!" Jaba countered
"I mean, just because you were in a depression, doesn't mean that you lost the ability to describe a challenge." Klinklang pointed out.
"As true as that is, I'm still the host, so I'm letting Hannibal explain this. So deal with it." Jaba said.
Klinklang just said nothing after that.
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Klinklang: "Oddly happy mood, letting Hannibal, the psychotic wolf, describe a challenge?... yep, they fucked."
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"Hannibal, the challenge if you will." Jaba said.
Hannibal grinned. "Today everyone, you're going fishing!"
"...Fishing? Just Fishing?" Monferno asked.
"The creators have officially run out of ideas." Heliolisk said.
"FOURTH WALL!" Someone shouted.
Jaba just groaned.
"I swear, if I had a nickel for everyone that person said that, I wouldn't be here." Heracross remarked.
"Same." Croagunk said quietly
"Whatever, let's just continue with explaining the challenge." Jaba said
"So the two teams will get two separate boats. You get your fishing rods and fish Wishiwashi. Sandslash, wanna tell the others why that's a hard challenge?" Hannibal asked.
"...Shit." Sandslash said. "Wishiwashi have two form. Their Solo Form which is only a little more pathetic than a Magakarp-"
"That's not saying much" Dragalge interpreted
"And their School Form which scare even Gyarados to death." Sandslash finished
"... Dear Arceus, we're dead." Excadrill said.
"So, the goal is to get as much Wishiwashi you can in two hours. And you don't want to piss them off enough for them to form school form." Hannibal confirmed.
"And we are going to do this challenge without doing how exactly?" Mismagius asked
Hannibal grinned, devilishly. "That the best part, you guys have to figure that one out. Have fun."
"We… are fucked." Sandslash said
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Sandslash: "I have a feeling that Hannibal is doing this to us as payback for what Klinklang did to Jaba last time."
Dragalge: "The school form can scare off a Gyarados?... What the fuck do they have in Alola?"
Monferno: "Boy am I glad my fear was sharks… but that might now mean anything with a School Form Wishiwashi." Monferno gulps.
Heliolisk: "I'm an electric type… problem solved"
Klinklang: "I swear, if they expect me to fish with no hands?"
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The two teams are led by the goats to the lake. There was a black and grey boat for the respective teams.
The teams get in their boats and see their fishing rods
"... Um, Jaba?" Klinklang asked.
"I am well fucking aware that you don't have arms Klinklang." Jab muttered. "Hannibal, what should we do?"
"Mismagius, go fish for Klinklang." Hannibal said.
"Alright then." Mismagius said.
"But, if she's fishing for me, doesn't that mean that she's just using two rods? I still do nothing." Klinklang pointed out.
"You know an Electric type move don't you? You can help your team by knocking the fish out." Jaba said
"The only move I know is Wild Charge, which is nothing compared to Heliolisk, who can practically take them all out with one shot." Klinklang pointed out.
"Klinklang, you are one of if not the smartest person on a boat right now… you'll figure out what to do." Jaba said.
Klinklang just did his best to roll his eyes as a response.
"And… Begin!" Jaba announced before looking at Hannibal. "So why exactly did you have them fish?"
"Because the Wishiwashi hate it when their kind gets fished, pissing them off real quick." Hannibal replied with a grin.
"..You did this to get back at Klinklang upsetting me didn't you?" Jaba asked.
"Very." Hannibal replied.
"You know normally I'd be upset… but for once, I'm okay with it." Jaba said, with a smile.
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Klinklang: "I'm going to have fun if I get eliminated because of this bullshit. LOTS of fun."
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The Deadly Darkrais just started to fish.
Croagunk just sat there. "I'd rather be meditating right now."
"This is asinine." Klinklang remarked.
"The most boring thing ever." Heliolisk muttered.
"Look! Caught one!" Krookodile said, easily getting a Wishiwashi already.
"I'm not surprised anymore." Sandslash said.
"Look, I'm not liking this challenge either, we'll roast the hosts after this is done. So let's just do our best, okay?" Heracross asked.
"I don't think roasting them is a good idea." Excadrill said. "Klinklang put Jaba in a depression and now we're fishing… imagine what they would have us do if that happens again."
"Please, they can't go overboard because lawsuits, and they can't have nothing too boring or they would lose viewers. They need us more than we need them." Heracross said.
"... Shit." Sandslash said.
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Sandslash: "That conversation just told me why we're doing this challenge… Wishiwashi in School Form are dangerous… And this challenges is boring by itself… this is two pieces of torture in one!"
Krookodile: "I used to fish when I was young. This challenge may be boring, but it's going to be easy for me to win this."
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The Grandiose Giratinas were fishing as well.
Druddigon sighed. "This bites." Druddigon then notices the Noibat on Scizor's shoulder. "S-Scizor… why is there a Noibat on your shoulder!?"
"Huh, oh the little guy wanted to be with me." Scizor simply replied.
"Well get him away from us!" Druddigon said in fear. "What if it's pack comes by to kill us all! I'm not going back man! I'm not!"
Scizor sighed. "He's just going to fly back to me."
"So you're going to risk our lives for a Noibat?" Monferno asked. "Glad to know you care."
"Well I can't take him back now, I'm in the middle of a lake!" Scizor countered
The Noibat whined and cuddled Scizor for comfort.
Scizor softly petted him. "Can we please just do this challenge without any fights? I'll bring him home when we're done."
Monferno gave her a look while Druddigon was trembling.
"Thank Arceus you two stopped fighting. Now it won't be just me getting all the fish." Dragalge said, as he already caught 10 Wishiwashi.
"I..I wonder how many of these fish are in this lake?" Druddigon asked, trying to get him mind of the Noibat.
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Druddigon: "I have a very bad feeling about this!"
Scizor: She was petting the Noibat. "Not like he's hurting anyone at the moment, we're just relaxing."
Monferno: "She is going to get us all killed."
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It's been an hour of fishing and the Darkrais has 20. Sandslash notices that the Giratinas has 30.
"Guys we're losing by 10." Sandslash said.
"Heliolisk, now's the time for your electricity." Heracross said.
Heliolisk walks up and the end of their boat and puts a hand in it, shocking the water of the lake. "And done."
A lot of Wishiwashi went up the water, knocked out.
"Grab them!" Sandslash shouted. "Klinklang, watch around us for anything."
The Deadly Darkrais start doing just that.
The Giratinas see this happening.
"Crap! They are grabbing so many fish!" Monferno said.
"Um, I believe we have bigger problems." Zoroark said.
"I didn't need to hear that." Druddigon said. "What is it?"
Zoroark pointed a spot at the lake where a lot of Wishiwashi were gathering up.
Scizor looked out at them. "Um… that can't be good… can it?"
Everyone stopped when they saw the Wishiwashi gathering up.
Sandslash had his eyes wide. "Oh no… oh no oh no oh no oh no!"
"Is this the schooling you were talking about?" Heracross asked, fearing the sight
"Yep… hope you all wrote your last wills." Sandslash said in fear.
The schooling was finished as something REALLY big came to the surface.
Excadrill fainted right on the spot seeing it… it was that scary to them.
A Wishiwashi came out of the water… but it was made of many of those fish. It was bigger than a Gyarados as it looked like a giant submarine. It looked at everyone. "RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!"
Even Croagunk looked utterly afraid. "We.. are going to die."
The Wishiwashi looked at the Darkrais, who caused the electric shock.
"Yep… totally going to die!" Sandslash said in utter fear.
It roared as it fired a Hydro Pump at the boat, destroying it on sight.
"HOLY SHIT!" Druddigon shouted.
The Wishiwashi looked at the other boat, and saw they had their kind too.
Monferno gulped and hugged Dragalge. "We're going to die!"
All the Darkrais made it to shore as they saw the Wishiwashi look at the other boat.
"Oh that can't be good!" Sandslash shouted as he and Krookodile were helping a knocked out Excadrill to shore.
The Wishiwashi was about to destroy their boat when a Dragon Pulse was shot at it.
"What the fuck was that!?" Heliolisk asked.
"Look!" Heracross shouted.
Everyone looked up and saw a pack of Noiverns, screaming at everyone.
Druddigon looked a like a Sawsbuck in the headlights. "N-N-N-N-Noivern!"
One of them saw the Noibat on Scizor's shoulder.
Monferno noticed this. "Scizor their here for the Noibat!"
Scizor looks at the Noibat. "Little buddy, if you value my life, please fly back to your pack!"
The Noibat was sad, but he reluctantly nodded and went back to his pack. That still didn't stop the Noiverns, as they were firing Dragon Pulses at the Wishiwashi. The Wishiwashi roared, as Ice Beams were fired from every angle. The small Wishiwashi that were connected to the big one fired every direction to avoid anymore damage.
Druddigon was trembling in fear as the rest of his team rowed the boat back to shore. "Hurry! I don't want to die!"
Zoroark turned his eyes red and snapped his fingers. The boat and everyone on it were now invisible.
"Thanks Zoroark." Monferno said, rowing.
"I'll accept the thanks until AFTER we make it to shore!" Zoroark shouted.
"Less talking! More rowing for our lives!" Scizor shouted
The Giratinas make it to the shore as they saw the war going on.
"This is insane." Monferno said.
"I never thought I would see this… ever." Croagunk
"In hindsight.. Maybe shocking the lake was a bad idea." Heliolisk said.
Soon after, Jaba and Hannibal came back.
Jaba looked at the scene. "What the hell did you all cause?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?! You left us with Wishiwashi, that can turn into this! What the fuck did you think what would happen?! We would all be flolicking in the rose gardens?!" Klinklang shouted.
Jaba rolled his eyes. "If you're going to shout at someone, shout at Hannibal, he made this challenge. I had no involvement."
"But… you did knew that there were Wishiwashi in this lake…. So really, you did have involvement." Heracross pointed out.
"And would you like for Hannibal to solely host the next couple of challenges?" Jaba asked.
That caused everyone to promptly shut up.
"Thank you, now I think I know the results, but I'll let Hannibal announce it, since it's his challenge after all." Jaba said.
"Yes," Hannibal started. "The winners are-"
"The winners are the Giratinas, since I don't know, our boat got destroyed and all of our fish escaped." Klinklang interrupted.
"Not true… I have one." Croagunk said, holding up a Wishiwashi that no one noticed he had.
"... Well, I guess it's 30-1 now." Klinklang updated.
Both Jaba and Hannibal looked at each other for a moment surprised by what Croagunk did before turning back to the contestants.
"Klinklang is right, Giratinas win the challenge." Jaba announced.
Hannibal growled at Klinklang. "Sorry, but if you're going to put is in a death trap, I'm not going to be in a happy mood." Klinklang said.
Everyone saw that the Wishiwashi fended off the Noiverns and saw the Wishiwashi on the boat and on Croagunk's hand.
"Um… Croagunk put the fish down and everybody run!" Jaba shouted
The Wishiwashi roared as it was firing Hydro Pumps at everyone. They all ran for their lives.
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Sandslash: "That was way too damn close!"
Druddigon: He was holding his legs. "So… Many…. Noivern!"
Excadrill: "I… I saw my life flash before my eyes… it had so many food rappers and computer screens… it was so scary."
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Monferno brought Scizor aside to talk to her.
"You should have given up the Noibat sooner. It's pack came back and almost killed us." Monferno said.
"Well they saved our lives today from that giant fish so maybe it was a good thing I had him!" Scizor said.
"Well what if that Wishiwashi wasn't there!? Then we all would've died!" Monferno countered
"Well if I didn't have then someone may have died from the Wishiwashi!" Scizor retorted.
"You are impossible!" Monferno shouted.
"And you are insufferable!" Scizor shouted back.
"Fine!" Both girls shouted at each other before leaving the area in different directions
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Scizor: She groans "Ugh! Who does she think she is always getting in my business and interrogating me like some guard back in juvie!?"
Monferno: She groans. "Why doesn't she ever listen to me!? Is she just that stubborn!?"
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Zoroark met up with Heliolisk before the elimination.
"Hey love, figured out how to eliminate Klinklang yet?" Zoroark asked.
"I'm not sure I have much to work with. He didn't really have anything to do in the challenge today so no one would vote him off for that." Heliolisk replied. "The best I have is him always annoying Jaba lately."
"Hmm, maybe use something like that." Zoroark offered.
"And how am I going to do that?" Heliolisk asked.
"Here, like this." Zoroark replied, as he whispered his plan into Heliolisk's ear.
Heliolisk nods. "Okay, I'll take care of it. Wish me luck." He kissed Zoroark.
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Jaba, Hannibal, and The Darkrais were at the campfire pit for the elimination ceremony.
"Okay Darkrais another elimination. You all should know how things work and today we have Lum Berries, not Oran berries." Jaba said, pointing out the plate of Lum Berries in Hannibal's hands.
"Why the change?" Excadrill asked.
Jaba shrugged. "No real reason. Just felt like it."
"Because someone burned down the Oran Berry tree." Klinklang revealed.
Jaba glared at Klinklang. "Yes that is what happened and when I find whoever burned it down I will throw them off the mountain like I did to Hannibal."
Somewhere else, Monferno sneezed out of nowhere.
"Why am I sneezing?" Monferno asked herself.
"Anyways… Berries go to… Croagunk… Heracross." Jaba said..
Heracross looks at the Lum Berry. "Good think I grew one just in case." Heracross muttered to himself.
"... Krookodile… Mismagius… Excadrill .." Jaba said.
Krookodile caught two and offered one to Mismagius.
Mismagius takes the berry with Psychic. "Thank you."
"... Cacturne.. And… Sandslash." Jaba said.
Cacturne took his berry, showing slight concern for Klinklang.
"Klinklang and Heliolisk.. one of you will not being getting a berry tonight." Jaba said. "The last berry of the night, goes to…"
"Just give him the damn berry already. I know that I'm eliminated." Klinklang interrupted.
Hannibal threw Heliolisk the last berry.
"Klinklang, you have been eliminated." Jaba said.
Klinklang got up. "Well, before I go, I supposed I got voted out because of my constant bickering?"
"Yeah.. something like that." Croagunk said. "Why do you ask?*
"Well, I would just like to share some things. If you don't mind Jaba?" It's nothing harmful." Klinklang assured
"Sure… may as well." Jaba said.
"Well, the first thing is about the Liepard elimination, when that nasty rumor was spread. Turns out, Heliolisk was the one to start that." Klinklang revealed.
Everyone just looks at Heliolisk… Cacturne with a death glare.
"What? I don't know what you are talking about." Heliolisk said.
"Sure you don't, just like how on the same night when Heracross interrogated you about that same information, you didn't just go and tell Snorunt what I said about her, causing the little fight and having everyone think that she did it. You screwed yourself when you did that. Snorunt is emotional, not an idiot." Klinklang explained.
Heliolisk looked at Klinklang. "But that still leave no actually proof for everyone here to believe."
"Yes I do, the biggest proof of it all. Voting me off, by bickering? Croagunk, tell me, who started spreading that around?" Klinklang asked.
"... like last time, I heard it from Heliolisk and he seemed to be the only one who knew before telling me." Croagunk said
Klinklang looks at Heliolisk. And he couldn't sworn Klinklang made a cocky grin. "My elimination secures that you were the one who caused the rumors. First it was Liepard, which no one knows why you started that in the first place. Then when Heracross got too close, you got Snorunt out to stall him. Then when I got too close, you eliminated me this time. I may be leaving this island, but you're not far from joining me."
Heliolisk didn't know what to do…. Klinklang got him backed in a corner even while he was being voted off.
"Seeing how you're speechless, that proves that I'm right." Klinklang said.
"Heliolisk… why would you do something like that?" Sandslash asked, already knowing the answer.
"It was always weird that with each of the three eliminations that you were always there for them… even Snorunt." Croagunk said… disdain in his voice.
Klinklang sighs. "Well, now that that's out and about, I would also like to point out that Jaba and Hannibal are gay for eachother."
Everyone there all had a shocked expression on their face… and Jaba looked pissed.
"Klinklang… leave… NOW!" Jaba shouted
"They did it twice. One time before they got to the cafeteria, and the second time during the challenge." Klinklang added.
"Seriously?" Sandslash asked the two hosts.
Jaba sighed. "Yes we are and we did, but that is not important right now… now go Klinklang!"
"I'm going I'm going. No need to get all huffy now. But before I do go, I left a little present for you. Have fun with that." Klinklang said, before leaving towards the docks.
Jaba looked at Hannibal. "What did he mean by a present?"
Hannibal only shrugged as a response, leaving Jaba to just sigh.
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Heliolisk: He looked at the camera. "I…. He… He told everyone…. This can't be happening right now… This can't… I don't want to go now… I don't want be lose Zoroark… I don't want to be alone." Heliolisk started to cry.
Croagunk: "He came to me and Snorunt first for Liepard's rumor, He told Snorunt the information that set her off, and then he came to me with the rumor for Klinklang… Heliolisk did it all… It's crazy."
Sandslash: He looked sad. "I'm happy that Heliolisk got caught red handed and all… but… this still isn't the Heliolisk from when the game started… Zoroark made him like this… and I'm scared for him. What is Zoroark going to have him do now?"
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Klinklang was about to go until. "Wait."
Klinklang turned around and saw Heracross come to him.
"You said you wanted to see me before you go?" Heracross asked.
"Yes, since you're the smartest member of the team, I trust you with something very important." Klinklang responded. "Under my bed, there's a notebook. Don't ask how I wrote on the notebook, it was hell to do. Anyways, look inside, it'll tell you everything that you need."
"Everything that I need? What does that mean?" Heracross asked.
"You'll know what you see it. Well, I gotta go now. Until next time." Klinklang said, as Klinklang hopped on the Lapras and sailed away.
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Heracross: "Everything that I need? I'm bringing Sandslash with me, just incase it's a trap or something."
Klinklang: "That notebook contains my analysis on the whole team. I hope he uses it well. Anyways, I guess I have to say a final speech don't I? Well, all I can say is that it was an experience. I gained an ally, I'm going to teach an apprentice, and I got my revenge on the lackluster hosts. I would like Heracross to win, he's the only one that rivals my intelligence on this island. Good luck to him, good luck to my team, and to Jaba and Hannibal, I hope my present was good enough for you two. Have fun."
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Zoroark saw Heliolisk come to him, in a very sad mood. "What's wrong love?" He asked.
"Klinklang… I got him voted off… but he told the team it was me who did it all before he left." Heliolisk revealed sadly.
"...WHAT?!" Zoroark roared.
Heliolisk hugged him and cried. "I'm sorry!"
Zoroark didn't want to make a scene. So he hugged Heliolisk back and was soothing him lovingly. "There there, just calm down."
Heliolisk was still crying. "I..I don't want to leave now. I want to be with you... I don't want to be alone."
"I know you don't. We'll think of something. Right now though, you have my full attention. We'll do anything you want right now. Okay love?" Zoroark asked.
"Okay." Heliolisk replied. still holding on to Zoroark and crying a bit.
Zoroark picked up Heliolisk and was carrying him bridal style to the forest.
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Heliolisk: He was still crying a bit. "I'm so glad that I have Zoroark… I… I don't think I could make it through all this without him."
Zoroark: Zoroark was repeatedly banging his head on the wall of the confessional, repeatedly cursing as he goes
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Druddigon was sitting at the edge of the campsite not too far from the forest.. Dragalge didn't want to deal with his constant muttering to himself after the challenge and had him stay outside until he calmed down.
Soon after, Druddigon saw the same female Noivern fly by him.
Druddigon freaked out and backed away from her.
She frowned and tried to caress Druddigon's face.
Druddigon was breathing heavily. "Please.. Don't hurt me.. Not again"
She had enough as she entrapped Druddigon in a hug.
Druddigon's breathing started to become stable again. "I… I'm sorry."
She just kept on hugging Druddigon, crooning a little.
Druddigon started to calm down. "...That day in the cave… that pack attacked me and… I gained a fear of Noivern… that's why I often freak out around you."
She listened as she kept on hugging Druddigon. She looked at Druddigon and smiled, as she kissed him on the lips.
"Wha...Wha… What?" Druddigon asked.
"...I-I wuv you." She managed to say.
"You.. You love me- Wait you spoke!" Druddigon shouted.
"...I-I wuv you. She repeated.
"That's why you're always spending time with me and even helping me with food.. Right?" Druddigon asked.
She smiled and nodded at Druddigon.
"I..I don't know what to say." Druddigon said. "But… Thank you for helping me these past few days… You've been great honestly, even if I do keep getting scared."
She giggled as she hugged Druddigon a little tighter.
"..Do you mind… just being with me for a bit.. For company?" Druddigon asked
She looked at Druddigon and happily nodded.
"Thank you" Druddigon said, feeling relaxed in her embrace.
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Druddigon: "Yeah… I'm still scared of her species… but that doesn't mean that I can't like her right? It just may just take me time to stop freaking out when I see her around me… But still...I can at least see where things go.
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Krookodile was at the entrance of the shack. He sighed and looked at the coin. "Let's do this. Come on fates, show me the way."
Krookodile flipped his coin, and it revealed to be Heads. He grinned and put the coin away as he entered the shack.
Mismagius saw him entering. "Did the coin tell you to come in here?"
"Nope, not this time. I'm here without the coin. And I have something to tell you." Krookodile replied.
"And that would be?" Mismagius asked
Krookodile grabbed Mismagius and kissed her.
Mismagius was shocked… but she didn't move away.
Krookodile separates. "I have feelings for you too, and I want to date you, without the coin telling me to do so."
Mismagius blushed. "You, You do?"
"Yes, I do." Krookodile replied.
Mismagius smiled. "Then okay. We can date."
"Sounds good to me." Krookodile said, as he kissed Mismagius again with the coin in his pocket.
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Mismagius: "That is all I wanted. For us to start dating without him having to ask that coin if we could… That how I know that I'm happy with dating him."
Krookodile: "Okay, I may have used the coin to see if I should go inside or not. But I don't think that counts. But if Mismagius finds out, she'll rip me a new one. So let's just keep that part a secret, for my sake."
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Jaba and Hannibal made it back to Jaba's cabin.
"What the hell did Klinklang mean by a present for us anyway?" Jaba asked.
"I don't know, but I hope it isn't anything too dangerous." Hannibal replied.
Jaba opened the door and they saw a fish tank….. With a Wishiwashi in it.
"Holy Shit!" Jaba shouted.
"If a Wishiwashi's here…. Then that means!" Hannibal started.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!" They heard from outside.
Jaba and Hannibal looked at each other before they started running for their lives.
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Heracross took Sandslash with him to the cabin where Klinklang's bed is at.
"Why are we doing this again?" Sandslash asked, in a hushed tone.
"I needed you with me incase Klinklang booby trapped the notebook or something. Plus, I need a witness if anything here is useful." Heracross replied, in a similar hushed tone.
"Well then let's get this over with." Sandslash said.
The two look under Klinklang's bed and indeed see a notebook.
Sandslash, having the longer arms, grabbed it and gave it to Heracross. "What is in it?"
Heracross opens it and can't believe his eyes. "It's….. It's notes and analysis on all the team members."
"Seriously!?" Sandslash asked. "Anything on the other team?"
"It says here….. That Beheeyem is working with Zoroark." Heracross replied.
"What?" Sandslash said.
"Scizor and Monferno are extremely close to have a major fight, resulting in one of them possibly being eliminated." Heracross continued.
"That can't be good." Sandslash commented
"And Banette has a safe place to hide all the random stuff in the island. Possibly even the idol or key." Heracross finished.
"Banette might have the key or Idol!?" Sandslash asked
"This is a lot of shit from everyone here…. Let's keep this to ourselves." Heracross offered.
"I was going to do that without you saying that." Sandslash said.
"Let's go Sandslash, and pretend we never had this notebook." Heracross said, as he put the notebook away.
"What notebook?" Sandslash asked.
"Exactly." Heracross said, as the two left the cabin like nothing happened.
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Infernape: And done. Sweet.
Roran: SWEETS?! WHERE?!
Infernape: I think there are some cookies in the other room, but I'm not certain.
Roran: Anything is better than waffles! *Goes to eat the cookies*
Infernape: *Shakes head while chuckling* Today we lost the man who grinded my gears, Klinklang… shit that was fucking horrible.
Roran: *Comes back with a shotgun* Ya lied ta me! There was no cookies!
Infernape: I said I wasn't certain if there were cookies!
Roran: *Shoots near Infernape*
Infernape: Ah! I'm sorry! I'll go out and buy some! Um.. I'll see you all Laterz! *Runs off to the store*
Roran: Until then, I'll see ya latter, laddies! *Loads shotgun and chases after Infernape*
Klinklang: I don't want to say it.
Emolga: You have to, everyone else did. Even Xatu.
Klinklang: Well everyone else are idiots then.
Emolga: *Sighed and shook her head* Just Review okay?
Klinklang:... *Groans* Fine…...Review.