Day before kidnap: October 6th, 2017
"Are you getting the kid then, Boss?" A Rick's gruffy voice said.
He looked at him and narrowed his eyes. Was he mocking him?
"Yeah, as soon as you get your head out of your ass, you idiot. Of course we are, just not time yet. We'll have to wait just a little longer. Then, the kids mine." He said with a smirk.
"You do know you're playing with fire, right? I'm not the only one that sees this? I-I mean, they're C137, that Rick will annihilate you, bro. I-I mean, sir."
He glared at him, really considering ripping his throat piece by piece but choosing not to, but only because it would set him behind. Boy was he dancing around his grave. Of course he'll win this. And won't let a Rick of all people ruin this.
"Fa-urp-aat chance winning this one" Rick belched out.
He smiled. In a second he pulled out a small remote. He looked at Rick for a second until he pressed a button.
Out of no where, a zap noise followed by a yelp filled the air. A thud was heard and Rick was on the floor, moaning in absolute pain.
He walked on over to were Rick was sprawled on the floor and stopped in front of him, hands behind his back in a almost casual way as he bent down to eye level with Rick while he withered.
"Run you're fucking mouth one more time. I dare you." He said too calmly.
"Ah, I'm s-sorry, fuck." Rick groaned out.
"You know, I may be playing with fire, but this time I won't be the one to crash and burn" He said leaving him to tend to himself.
He needs to get a different kind of Rick. This one seriously was pissing him off.
But then again, they all do.
"Be ready in an hour, we leave and then follow the plan accordingly."
Rick looked up.
"You got this?" Rick's rough voice asked.
He smiled.
"But of course, leave it to me."
He would not get away. Not this time.
He looked in the mirror quitely. Calmingly, he combed his hair. No expression showing on his face as he combed his hair back.
"Good day, oh what a good day." He hummed over and over as he fixed his hair. Of course his hair didn't need any fixing, but he couldn't be done until it was perfect. It is a big day, after all.
He looked at himself, looking for any hairs that may be sticking up. Tapping his foot lightly while humming that tune he never seems to remember afterwards, he set the brush down.
Everything was in place. Everything was fine. Things were going his way. He couldn't ask for anything better.
"Good day." He hummed calmly.
He lazily gazed at his clothes. Black and red slacks. He fixed his red tie, making sure it was straight and tight enough.
"Hm hm hm,"
Bang bang bang
A loud knock was heard, interrupting him mid hum.
"What," He barked, annoyed that he couldn't be left alone for one measly second.
"Y-urp-ou told me to tell you when it was time," Rick grumbled out.
He grimaced, disgusted by his gross appearance. Green saliva dripped down from his chin, falling onto the floor making a splat sound on the tile.
"What the fuck did I tell you about spitting around me, you piece of shit," Rick rolled his eyes and burped.
Wiping his spit off with his lab coat, Rick took out his flask, uncapping it and took a sip.
"Geez, I'm sorry, you're highness." Rick said sarcastically. He folded his arms and leaned back into the wall.
He glared at him and pulled out a small remote like device. Upon seeing it, Rick flinched and cowered down.
"Heh, pathetic. Just like all you Rick's." He said, putting the remote away.
"Don't forget who you're talking to, you worthless trash. Or do I need to remind you?" He said while turning to the mirror again.
"N-no, I, um, I ap-apologize, sir," Rick said through his
teeth.
A cold empty smile formed across his face.
"Good. All done, let's get going. I got shit to do and lives to fuck up." He said while opening a small marble box. He opened it, picking up a small piece of black silky fabric. He tied the knot around his head and made sure the wires were in place, then pulled out black matching gloves. Feeling satisfied, Evil Morty looked at himself one last time before walking away, only hearing the clack sound of his dress shoes behind him and the sound of the portal gun opening.
"Oh what a good day."
A/N: I know kinda short but tell me what you think?