Disclaimer: Since there's still no OVA out about my rant, I guess I still don't own FT. Damn.
Breaking the 4th Wall of Cliche
Chapter Three: NatsuTheFlamebrainedIdiot
NatsuTheFlamebrainedIdiot:
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Anonymous
I must apologize for the earlier review right above. My friend who had just reviewed is new to a computer and couldn't get the keys to work right, so he was getting frustrated until I stepped in to help. I'm going to be, um, for lack of a better word 'translating' what he wants to express to you about this fanfic and its flaws:
"I don't like this story. It isn't how any of us act at all. It's like you know of us, but you don't know anything about us. We're like family, and none of the things in that story would ever happen. I'd never lay a finger on Lucy, and Lisanna isn't a horrible person like she was described either. While we're on the topic, you owe Lisanna a huge apology."
So I think it would be in your best interest to apologizedkdfaopaoi;'jkdfa; dka;;;;ja;jfk;e orrrrr ill fiindd yyuu aannd giivee yyoouu thatt flaaamefiist saandwiich1111111!
Anonymous2
I must apologize once again. He kind of took over the keyboard. He's pretty... umm... upset, or maybe borderline psychotic about this still and so he's been put out of commission for the time being. Anyway, as I had been trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted by my impatient friend, I think it would be in your best interest to apologize to Lisanna. That's all I have to say for now. I should probably go before he burns this computer and the rest of my apartment down. Thank you for your time and goodbye.
Oh, and P.S.
Natsu does NOT say 'awesomesauce.'
Author's note: Guess who finally decided to crawl out from under her rock. I guess a lack of new quality fanfics for me to read once again provided me with the inspiration to continue. Thank you for the reviews. Honestly I never thought that this fanfic was going to have so many. I was just raging over what I had kept reading. It makes me so happy and gives me hope for the Fairy Tail fandom to see so many positive responses to this, though. Even if you don't like the story, if you even somewhat agree that the cliché fanfics are bad news, I'm just happy that my thoughts are being shared.
On that note, I'm sorry about the length of time it's taken to post even this, though it's short. These review chapters are mostly going to be short from here on out, though. Just a heads-up. Honestly, I'm terrified of getting them out of character in the reviews, but I just decided that I would write how I believed they would to respond to a fanfiction like that. That, and I hadn't been scrolling through the fanfiction section until lately and started stumbling on the cliché fics once again. I guess in a way, you kind of have to thank those cliché writers for this update, because that was what spurred it on.
So I guess if you could find it in your heart to leave a review or flame, I'd much appreciate! I love feedback, good or bad!