A/N: I just checked that I have reviewers, followers and people who hit favorite to this story. BIG THANK YOU! (Can I kiss you?)
Also, sorry if this chapter a little disgusting for you. Hehe...
Disclaimer: I do not own Ghost Hunt or the cover. If I own them, I will make Naru kiss Kuroda-san , so, yeah, thats why the author won't give GH to me and Naru only want Mai to be kissed. But, I don't get any rejection from Kuroda-san.
"Good afternoon, everyone," Yasuhara greeted all occupants in office lounge with his shiny big grin. They all greeted him back. Mai went to the kitchen to make some tea for them.
"So, what is the case, Naru?" Bou-san asked the boss who sat on his favorite black armchair that no one even dare sit.
Naru sipped his tea first before opened his black-again-book. "The case came from a school in Kyoto. The students claimed that they saw apparition of a female student who wore old school uniform. The ghost asked them 'where is Makoto-kun?', when they replied that they don't know who is Makoto-kun, the ghost become violent and keep on asking them. Some of students got injured because of this. One of them is on hospital now, coma."
They could have heard crickets singing with opera like voice. Mai gulped thickly and so everybody else. Again, except those two men, you know who are they. "Is there any clue who is this Makoto-kun?" asked Ayako the doctor.
"We don't know the detail, yet. But, I'm sure we will find out," said the narcissist of this century with his confident overflowing. Just like usual.
"I bet Makoto-kun is the ghost's boyfriend!" exclaimed Yasuhara, his glasses glinted by the sun.
"Why?" asked Bou-san who drank his iced coffee.
Yasuhara smirked. "Because, Houshou-kun, if you were gone and no one could find you, I will continue search you, even if I have to be a ghost to meet you again," stated Yasuhara while holding Bou-san's hand and put it in his own chest.
"Stop it, young man! You are scaring this old man's heart," Bou-san cried, trying to release his hand.
Ayako snorted. "Finally, you admit it that you are old."
"Look who is talking," Masako chimed in, hid half of her face with her kimono sleeve.
"You brat!" Ayako hissed at her.
Naru pinched his nose bridge. Madoka laughed. Lin sighed. John tried to calm them down. And Mai made more tea for them.
"Well, my theory could be right. Like if Mai is missing, gone without notice, big boss would be worried sick. Maybe not ask everyone 'where is Mai?' and become violent when he doesn't get his answer, like our ghost. But, he will search Mai. In fact, he will go to hell and back," Yasu teased Naru while wiggling his eyebrows. Naru glowered at him.
"Yasu!" Mai shouted with blush adorn her cheeks. "Stop talking non-sense."
He giggled, so did Madoka. "I'm not, Mai-chan! Example again then, if Madoka gone, Lin will command all his shikigamis to search for her and will cursed them in case they come back empty handed. If that impossible, he will make it possible. Right, Madoka?" He changed his target before his boss can cut him into pieces with his sharp eyes.
Lin hated being teased, same as Naru. Madoka blushed so red that her blood will call it her 'sister'. "Well, I don't have any objection about that," Madoka whispered, looked at her cup like it was one of the Wonders of the World.
"And of course, our old couple. If Ayako were gone missing, Bou-san will call her old repeatedly until she mad enough and appear in front of him, then smack him until her purse break."
"Hah! I won't waste my purse just to smack him. My purse is more precious than his career."
"Just say that your purse is cheap!"
"My purse is not cheap! Because I will rather use brick stone, cheaper and faster to make you dead. And then I will bring you back alive, then repeat it again and again."
"What!? Are you a psychopath, woman!?" Bou-san didn't want to imagine how Ayako could bring him alive, because she was the doctor, not him.
"Then, if John were gone missing, Masako will search him by send her personal ghost army just for him."
John's white skin gave away his embarrassments and scratched his head, although it wasn't itchy. "Why am I the one who the damsel in distress here?" True, if someone make him wear a wig he will looks like a damsel but, not in distress.
"Stupid. If I have my own ghost army I prefer send one of them to possess you, so you can get laid. Because we know you are getting frustrated on that department and vent it by teasing all of us." said Masako. She looked away, her pink cheeks concealed by her sleeve.
Silent.
Yasuhara blanched.
No one had expected Masako will say that.
"Ooooh! Burn, Yasuhara, burn!" Mai laughed so hard. Though her cheeks a little red but, Yasu's face was so another level of amusement for her.
"Ouch!" Bou-san added.
Ayako snickered. "Didn't see that coming, did you?"
"Of course, he didn't. How can he see something that isn't coming? Get it?" Monk chimed in again. He won't let this chance to tease the young man slip.
"Monk, you perv. But, I get it," Madoka giggled and winked her right eye. Yasu might be her partner in crime but, she likes to tease people too. They laughed again.
"Hey, hey, hey. Why all of you are bullying me now?" Yasu whined. What Masako said was spot on. He can feel his face got hotter.
"If all of us have our heroes to search the damsel in distress then, what about you Yasu? Who's going to search you?" asked Ayako. Yes, they ignored Yasuhara's question.
"Poor, Yasu," Mai replied with her sad puppy dog eyes and a pout. Naru felt like a cupid just hit his heart, bull's eye. "Maybe Hana-san will?"
Hana is Yasuhara ex-girlfriend, but… "Didn't you remember how they broke up?" this came from Lin, because they broke up in SPR office. It was full of drama and shouting. Mai had to evaded to Naru's office, she couldn't stand the language that girl used. Yasuhara tried to calm her down but, nope, he chose to be as loud as she can. Naru thrown Hana to the street, not because he wanted to save Yasuhara, but because both of his assistants can't do their work, and so was he. Three if you count Lin who had a headache from all the shouting.
Mai shivered, she forgot. "Right."
"Eh!? I thought Bou-san will search for me," Yasuhara tried to divert their attention.
"I will rather search for Ayako purse. And you're the one who said Ayako is my damsel in distress."
"I'm not a damsel in distress!" Ayako smacked Bou-san on his head. He cried in pain.
"How about Kanako?" Masako gave her idea and smirked behind her sleeve. She can be playful if she wanted to.
"Nope. Nope. Nope. Yes, she will search for me. Even to my underwear laundry and sniff it like it was the most expensive perfume in the world. So, no, thank you," Yasu rejected that. "I don't need a hero like her."
Kanako is also Yasu's ex-girlfriend. Correction, one of ex crazy girlfriend. She was so obsessed with Yasuhara, to the point she will stalk him everywhere. When Yasu broke up with her, she thrown a fit and had restraining order form police. Creepy really.
"Ew! She did that?" Ayako was so disgusted by what Yasu said. John grimaced hearing that.
"Crap," Yasu cursed under his breath, his tongue slipped.
"Gross!" Mai added, scrunched up her small nose.
"But, don't you think that will make her find you faster? Because she already knew your kind of odor," Bou-san said with smirk.
"If that's the case, we only need Mai to find Yasuhara," said Naru who was silent for a while and enjoyed his tea while reading case file.
That took minutes by them to process.
Bou-san was the first who laughed. "You're right! Because Mai is the animal here."
Naru smirked. "Glad that someone smart enough to figure that out."
"I'm not animal!" Mai shouted. SPR members laughed. Even Lin smiled a little.
"Could have fooled me."
And Yasuhara relieved that the attention no longer on his sad love life. Long live his boss! But, he won't tease they all at once ever again. Promise. He crossed his index and middle fingers.