Hiccup (v.o.): One day, I'll get out there. Because, killing a dragon is everything around here.

Several Dragons growled. Where's the pride in killing something unless they're trying to kill you or your people. They didn't attempt to kill the Vikings, they just needed the food so they wouldn't be eaten themselves!

The defenders seemed to be thinking something similar because they glared at the Vikings.

[The camera pans over various dragons as they are described. Nadders are shown attacking sheep, Gronckles are stealing racks of fish, and a Zippleback ignites a house and blows it up.]

Hiccup (v.o.): A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed.

The Nadders shifted. Only noticed? They were much better than that!

Gronckles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.

The Gronckles shifted. A Girlfriend was like a Mate, right? So that had to be good.

A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status.

The Zipplebacks in the crowd all bumped heads.

Catapult Operator: They found the sheep!

Stoick: Concentrate fire over the lower bank!

Catapult Operator: Fire!

Hiccup (v.o.): And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty

habit of setting themselves on fire.

The Nightmares all grinned and lit themselves on fire, scaring the Vikings while the Defenders just grinned.

[A Monstrous Nightmare growls and alights itself as it climbs up the catapult]

Stoick: Reload! I'll take care of this.

[Stoick fights the Nightmare, which takes a few hits before retreating]

Hiccup (v.o.): But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one has ever seen. We call it the-

[A high-pitched whistle is heard from the sky. The Vikings panic.]

Viking: NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!

Toothless shrieked and set a plasma blast into the air as all the Vikings jumped. The Defenders turned and looked at the dragon. Queen Mala's eyes widened in shock.

"That's-" Shade cut her off.

"Yes, but please don't spoil the future Your Majesty." The Queen looked at the Sorceress before nodding, albeit reluctantly.

[From out of nowhere, an explosion tears the catapult apart]

Stoick: JUMP!

Hiccup (v.o.): This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and... never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first.

The defenders turned to glare at Hiccup, who just ignored them and glanced over to the Dragons side, where Toothless was laying. Meanwhile, the rest of the Vikings, minus Astrid, were laughing, like this was hysterical to them.

Gobber: Man the fort, Hiccup. They need me out there!

[He attaches an axe to his arm and begins to run out, but turns around at the doorway.]

Gobber (cont.): Stay. Put. There. You know what I mean.

Gobber groaned. "I should'a known he wouldn't've listened.

[Hiccup runs outside the fort, bringing his bolas launcher]

Viking #6: Hiccup, where are you going?!

Viking #7: Come back here!

Hiccup: Yeah, I know! Be right back!

[Hiccup is pushing a cart with the automated catapult on it]

[Stoick captures several Nadders in a net and wrestles them. One tries to blast him with fire.]

Stoick: Mind yourselves! The devils still have some juice in them!

The defenders glared at the Vikings while the Dragons, shifted, offended.

[Hiccup sets up his bola catapult on an empty hill and looks around.]

Hiccup: Come on. Gimme something to shoot at, gimme something to shoot at.

[The camera pans around the night sky, and catches on a shadow, visibly blotting out the stars. It fires, and an explosion illuminates it, showing a visible shadow. Hiccup shoots, and a loud cry is heard as the shadow is seen plummeting down into a forest]

Hiccup (cont.): Oh, I hit it! YES! I HIT IT! Did anybody see that?

The Vikings all exploded into shouts, and Stoick stood up.

"Nice going son, when we get back we'll go and search for it. Astrid can kill the Nightmare, your first dragon will be a Night Fury!" Hiccup sunk into his seat in shame, glancing at Toothless who seemed to be cooing, trying to comfort him, and Astrid placed a hand on his shoulder to try and comfort him. The Defenders glared at him hatefully.

[A Monstrous Nightmare shows up and crushes Hiccup's bola launcher.]

Hiccup (cont.): Except for you.

[A shrill cry sounds from the hill, and catches Stoick's attention. He turns to see the Monstrous Nightmare chasing Hiccup, and gets up to go help him.]

Stoick: DO NOT let them escape!

Spitelout: Right!

[Hiccup runs behind a torch pole and hides, just as flames reach around the corner. He looks behind it and on the other side, the Nightmare reaches to get Hiccup. Stoick punches the beast and jumps back to defend himself. The dragon tries to breathe fire, but coughs up only a few drops of flaming liquid instead, having exhausted its shots]

Stoick: You're all out.

[Stoick promptly defeats the Nightmare, which quickly flees. The torch pole collapses, the torch tumbles down into the village, leaving ruins in its wake.]

Hiccup (v.o.): Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know…

"Whats that?" Ruffnut said.

"Yeah, what is it Hiccup?" Tuffnut asked, and Astrid rolled her eyes and punched both of them.

[The torch rolls onto the Nadders Stoick netted earlier, freeing them. The dragons manage to escape, hauling off most of Berk's food and livestock.]

Hiccup: Sorry, Dad. Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.

[Stoick grabs Hiccup by the back of his shirt and drags him towards his house.]

Hiccup (cont.): It's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot. It went down, just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there, before it-

Stoick: STOP! Just... stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter's almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

The Defenders and Dragons looked at Stoick in shock. This is how he treats his child?

Hiccup: Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't ya think? (A viking at the back rubs his stomach as if to say "Are you calling me fat?")

Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?

Hiccup: I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.

Hiccup shook his head, and Thork noticed. He nudged his queen and nodded to the young Viking, Mala narrowed her eyes at the boy.

Stoick: You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house. [To Gobber]Make sure he gets there. I have his mess to clean up.

Tuffnut: Quite the performance.

Snotlout: I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That helped!

Astrid cringed, they really were mean to him. And for what reason? He was small? She and the twins were just as small!

Hiccup: Thank you, thank you. I was trying, so...I really did hit one.

Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.

Hiccup: He never listens.

Gobber: Well, it runs in the family.

Hiccup: And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl. Like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. [Imitating Stoick] Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!

Stoick looked at his son sadly. Is that what he thought?

Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.

Hiccup: [Sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.

Shade looked at Gobber. "You are as bad at giving advice as Chiron, and that's saying something because he's terrible." (If you know what I'm referencing, review and tell meeee)

Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.

Hiccup: I just want to be one of you guys.

Hiccup shook his head. "Not anymore." He whispered, only Astrid and a few of the Defenders heard him.