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By the way, sorry for the content draught. I've been dry in the creative juices department, and this will be the first thing I write in a long, long time.
-Ravenclaw house, present-
"GODRIC JAMES EMRYS, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"
Basically the entire house woke up at that scream, shivers going down their spines as they recognized that voice as the 'Father did something stupid' voice their mothers used occasionally.
Whoever this Godric James Emrys fella was, he was for sure getting a good tongue lashing. Poor bastard.
-With Harry, Hermione and Ginny-
Harry suddenly stopped mid-step, causing Hermione and Ginny to do so as well and to look at him, only to see his face twist into a grimace.
"You know, maybe going to the great hall right now isn't the best idea, how about we hit the kitchens instead?"
Hermione frowned at this "Harry, you don't need to worry about the others and their stupid opinions. Running away from the great hall would be giving them the satisfaction of getting to you!"
"...What? No, it has nothing to do with the students, I could care less about their glares. No, I'm worried about something far worse and more dangerous!"
Ginny gripped her wand tightly at that declaration "If it is dangerous to you, milord, then I will destroy it!"
"No, Ginny, it's not danger in that sense. I won't get hurt... Probably. No, It's..."
Harry was interrupted by a blonde, irate 3rd year Ravenclaw with raddish earrings and a necklace of butterbeer caps poking him in the chest as she spoke angrily.
"Myrddin Salazar Hufflepuff, how many times have I told you not to mess with the time-space continuum before? Are you stupid, or do you simply enjoy giving me a headache? Be aware that this means you'll be sleeping on the couch for the forseeable future! And the futures I can foresee are very expansive!"
Hermione and Ginny gaped openly at Luna Lovegood, the supposedly ditzy, off-her-rocker, loony girl - who actually came to be friends with them later on - tearing into Harry with a ferocity previously seen only on a nesting Hungarian Horntail (which they had a factual refference to!), while Harry just had a look of resignation to letting himself get berated, wincing occasionally at the chest pokes.
Then, something clicked in Hermione's brain.
"Wait a damn minute, Luna! Myrddin Salazar Hufflepuff? Time-space continuum? Sleeping on the couch? What is going on here?"
"Ahem."
The three girls looked towards Harry after he cleared his throat. Said person was nervously scratching the back of his head, further tousling his wild, raven locks of hair and getting an imperceptible blush from all three.
"Hermione, Ginny, I introduce to you Luna Potter, my wife, and alternatly known as... Morgana Le Fay."
While Hermione's chin took the time and effort to slam into the castle floor, Ginny turned to Luna with her eyes basically sparkling. After all, it's not everyday you meet your heroine, the first and baddest dark lady in history!
Luna let out a resigned sigh as she rubbed at her temples irritably "They're back as well... Sebastian James Flamel, you better have a good explanation for this or things are going to get very bad for you!"
"Yes, dear. You see, I was feeling pretty down after the champion selection..."
-One explanation Later-
"So this Harry did a love-based ritual, which accidentally ended up interfering with other people's time magics, and only with girls that were romantically entangled with you. Now you've all sorts of different men inside of you all at once."
Harry cringed at that.
"Please, don't phrase it like that. It sounds... Wrong. The Malfoy kind of wrong."
Hermione broke in at that.
"Wait a second! Shouldn't your ritual pull people only from the future who tried travelling back?"
Harry shrugged at her, before responding.
"I never said that. I just said that It's interfering with the coordinates from time magics. Time magics themselves muddle the concept between past, present and future, so having past lovers popping up here isn't really much of a stretch. Luna doesn't really count as a past lover, though. She's got true seeress blood in her, so she's more aware of things related to time, and sensitive to time magic. Prophecies, alternative timelines, time travellers. Her consciousnes is conected across various timelines and shit. The time-space tomfoolery that more than a few people did that landed them here, as far as I'm aware, probably caused some of the other Luna's to bleed into this one completely. Like me. "
"And this Morgana Le Fay business?" Broke in Ginny, a quill and parchment in hand just waiting for a signed autograph.
"One of her iterations. Well, several of them, really. Many of the Lunas were Morgana's, some were Perenelle's, some were even Rowena's. The only constant is how sexy, beautiful and smart they all are."
"Aww, Harry you charmer... Still not getting you out of the doghouse, though."
Harry shrugged at that, a rueful grin on his face, before speaking up.
"A man's gotta try."
Hermione sighed as she pinched the bridge of her nose "So, is it just me,Ginny and Luna who're back for you?"
Luna snorted at that "Not at all. The accumulated concentration of time magics permeating Hogwarts is reaching absurd levels, according to the Nargles."
Hermione facepalmed at that, even as Luna kept speaking, ignoring the brunette's antics.
"There are probably more people already here, from either past, future, or alternate timeline, or whatever; Or people who are en-route still. Someone-" Luna said while giving Harry a chastising look "-really made a mess of things, here."
"Nothing's ever easy with you, is it, Harry?" Hermione asked, even as Ginny squaled in happiness, in the background ,as Luna signed her piece of parchment, her arm, and her cleavage as 'M.L.F' , using a sharpie that she pulled out of... Somewhere.
"If it were, It wouldn't be me, now would it?"
"I guess it wouldn't." Hermione said with a rueful smile, before frowning "I'm still hungry. Are we going to the great hall or not?"
Luna jumped onto Harry's back, latching on like an infant macaque would to it's mother "We are, and you're taking me there, horsie. Mush!"
Ginny renewed her grip on his left arm, with Hermione doing the same to his right before they once again set off towards the Great Hall.
Harry's chuckle drew the three girls' attention.
"What're you chuckling about?" Came from Hermione.
"Oh, just the thought of how jealous the guys will be when they see that I managed to get together with three of the most beautiful girls in the castle. At the same time."
Luna cut in at that "Not to mention the others that will eventually gravitate around you as well when they come back... You're still not out of the doghouse though."
Harry shrugged with a cheeky grin "Worth a try."
And once again, now with a new member, our group made their way towards the Great Hall in the quest for nourishment.
If they end up finding a philosopher's stone, the holy grail, or proof of alien life on the way there, it's probably Harry's fault.
-CHAPTER END-
Welp. Author's note, huh? All I have to say is that I'm sorry to anyone accompanying my stories for the draught of content, and that despite the fact that I'll do my best, constant and timely uploads will not be probable. None of my stories are abandoned, though. At best, they're in Hiatus.
Please remember to leave a review, tell me what I did well, what I could do better in, or if my story is absolute garbage or not! Bye!
I've reworked this chapter, as I felt it subpar. As I cook up new stuff for 'Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles', and contemplate how to proceed with 'Harry Potter: His Own Person' , I decided to work on on this thing.
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