How to Train your Vacation.
Been awhile everyone. Let's just say life got in the way. But we're back on track.
Now where were we?
Oh yes. A few hours after the last chapter and this'll be the last road trip chapter as our characters want their vacation to start.
Enjoy!
The Road to Astrid's Sanity.
Fishlegs slowly woke up from sleeping. It was almost seven in the morning and he had been asleep since midnight.
He went to rub his eyes but his arm was caught in something.
"What the?" said a confused Fishlegs.
He looked over to see what was blocking his arm and he almost screamed from what he saw.
Ruffnut was cuddling with him. He had to check again to see if this was true, but it was. He was kinda glad it wasn't Tuffnut that wouldve been even weirder but oh who was he kidding, Ruffnut was cuddling with him. Her head was on his shoulder. His arm was wrapped around her body.
A hyperventilating Fishleg's looked around the van to see if anybody could help him. He look behind him to see Hiccup and Astrid cuddling together sleeping with Astrid snoring loudly, it sounded like a chainsaw. It was surprising that people slept through it.
But that was the last thing on Fishleg's mind
"Don't freak out, don't freak out." He said trying to calm himself. He tried slowly to take his arm out. He almost succeeded, until Ruffnut took her other arm and wrapped it around Fishlegs's waist. Now she was full on hugging him.
Now Fishlegs was freaking out.
He looked to the front to see Tuffnut and Snotlout STILL playing I Spy. They were the last people that he wanted help from, but this was an exception.
Speaking of Tuffnut and Snotlout.
They had been playing this game for almost five hours. Tuffnut was still really into the game and Snotlout was actually sobbing as if he was getting tortured.
"Make it stop, make it stop." He bawled.
"I Spy with my little eyes. Something dark." said Tuffnut.
"The Suns coming up. It's no longer dark." Snotlout begged.
"Oh, well I spy something still dark but turning into light." Tuffnut said.
...
Now there are only two other times that Snotlout exploded in anger, like really really angry. Once when he had to babysit his neighbors triplets (which somehow ended with his pants being on fire.) and the other time with his recent college exam (which also ended with his pants on fire and a chicken being loose...Tuffnut currently owns that chicken.) and this was about to be the third. He didn't care if everyone else was asleep, he had enough.
Snotlout opened his mouth to holler at Tuffnut until...
"Guys?" asked a soft voice.
Snotlout stopped himself, his left eye twitching as well.
"Great just great, now I'm hearing things thanks to your stupid game." Snotlout told Tuffnut.
"Oh what's it telling you to do?" Tuffnut asked.
"Um guys, a little help?" asked the voice.
Snotlout and Tuffnut looked over to see the awkward situation.
Fishlegs was trying not to hyperventilate as Ruffnut was hugging his waist with her head on his shoulder.
They both looked at each other and bursted into laughter.
"This really isn't helping guys!" Said a nervous Fishlegs.
"It's about time my sis had a guy, she usually scares them away." laughed Tuffnut.
"Hey Fishbone, when's the wedding?"Laughed Snotlout.
"It's not funny guys, please help me." pleaded Fishlegs who was extremely uncomfortable with the situation.
"Fine." Groaned Snotlout. He look around the road to see that there were no cars on the interstate and they had to gas up. Then he had an idea, the fun wasn't going to stop here. He saw the nearest exit for a gas station and decided to take the opprotunity.
"All right Fishlegs but remember, you asked for this." Snotlout said in a sly tone.
"Hold on let me do something." Tuffnut said as he grabbed his phone and took a picture of the situation.
"Why did you take a picture of this?" asked nervous Fishlegs.
"Blackmail baby, oh yeah!" Tuffnut cheered as he five fived Snotlout.
Snotlout was really picking up speed.
"Wait what are you doing Snotlout?" asked Fishlegs.
Snotlout didn't reply as he looked to see if there was anybody behind him and jerked the wheel at the last possible second to the exit and slammed on the brakes.
The whole van shook and screeched while Tuffnut's face got aquatinted with the windshield.
"Hey It's true, glass can hurt." he muffled.
Hiccup and Astrid were still sound asleep and looked like they were at peace.
Until they landed on the ground from the impact with Hiccup on top of Astrid, both waking up on the ground.
"Um I can explain?" Hiccup said confusingly.
Fishlegs screamed for dear life as Ruffnut woke up slowly to see her cuddling Fishlegs. The two looked at each other and let out a short scream before moving away from each other.
"What is the matter with you Fishface!" yelled Ruffnut.
"What, you were the one hugging me!" exclaimed Fishlegs.
Hiccup and Astrid slowly got up to see the van at a gas station and Snotlout filling up the tank and giving a cheerful wave.
Hiccup and Astrid wobbled out of the van still recovering from the impact, Hiccup was helping Astrid who was more wobbly then he was.
"Morning sleepyheads, did you guys sleep well?" The cheery Jorgenson asked.
Astrid responded by punching Snotlout in the arm.
"What were you thinking, I though we got into a car crash!" She yelled.
"Simple, Fishlegs wanted Ruffnut to get off of him and I helped him out, your welcome." Snotlout defended.
"Maybe you could've done it in a way that oh I don't know wouldn't get us killed!" Yelled Hiccup
Snotlout finished filling up the tank and smiled.
"Then I wouldn't have woken you up and say that we're in Tennessee. That would've been selfish of me." He said with a big ol smile on his face.
"I'll tell you what's not selfish, my fist up your..." Astrid started to threaten Snotlout with her fist raised until Hiccup came in.
"It's not worth it Astrid. Let's get you back to sleep." Hiccup said massaging her shoulders as they went back inside the van to go back to sleep.
Snotlout rubbed the shoulder that Astrid punched and it wasn't a soft punch. Apparently she didn't like waking up to almost being killed.
"Remind me to never wake her up from her beauty sleep, Fishlegs your up." Snotlout told Fishlegs
"Happy to!" Fishlegs said going from the middle seat to the driver's seat in record speed. He was relieved to be distant from Ruffnut who was still confused.
Fishlegs was now driving with Snotlout sleeping on the front passenger seat. The twins were in the middle sleeping some more and Hiccup and Astrid were sleeping in the back.
Fishlegs didn't really mind being the only one awake as he liked the peace and quiet. But he just couldn't stop thinking about how he and Ruffnut got into that position. He looked at a sleeping Ruffnut and surprisingly let out a smile.
After driving through the mountains the gang decided to take a break driving and have breakfast. They pulled into a nearby McDonalds and grabbed breakfast. While Hiccup and Ruffnut were at the front placing the order, the others were sitting at a table. Most of them were still half asleep.
"Remind me why we decided to drive again?" asked a tired Snotlout.
"If I do recall Snotlout, it was your idea in the first place to drive." Astrid told Snotlout.
"Well if I ever say something like that again, you can hit me on the head." said Snotlout.
It was then that Tuffnut whacked Snotlout on the side of the head.
"Ow, I said after I say a stupid idea!" yelled Snotlout rubbing his head.
"Oh I just assume everything you say is stupid." said Tuffnut.
This got everyone to laugh at the table.
Hiccup finished paying for the food and waited on the side for his order, it was a lot of food so Ruffnut offered to help carry it.
"Thanks for the help Ruff." Hiccup told Ruffnut.
"No problem Hic." she said.
The two just stood there awkwardly for a few seconds. Hiccup and Ruffnut were friends, but they never really had that one on one time.
It was then that Ruffnut finally spoke.
"So did you by any chance see me and Fishlegs at any point last night?" She asked.
Hiccup's eyes widened at this response.
"You mean that if I saw you and Fishlegs cuddling during the middle of the night, then no I did not." he said awkwardly.
Ruffnut groaned loudly.
"I don't know what happened Hiccup, one minute I'm asleep dreaming about throwing my brother into a boar pit" She started.
"That's a new one, did the force feeding Tuffnut rat poison dream go away?" Hiccup asked leaning against the counter.
"Nah it changed to battery acid, but the next thing I know I'm cuddling with Fisnlegs. That's so...lady like." Ruffnut gagged.
"And the last time I checked you're more of a man then Tuffnut." Laughed Hiccup.
"Bingo." said Ruffnut.
This got the two friends to laugh until Hiccup put a hand on Ruffnut's shoulder.
"Look Ruff it's okay, you both were asleep and if you guys don't remember who started it. Maybe it's best to be forgotten." Hiccup told his friend.
"Maybe your right Hic, I still don't like it." Said Ruffnut.
"Order 34." said the McDonalds
cashier.
"But I do like the sound of that." Ruffnut cheered.
"Alright, let hurry and get this food to our friends before they kill each other." said a happy Hiccup as he grabbed one tray.
"Way ahead of you Hickster." smiled Ruffnut as she grabbed the other one.
The two friends went to their table and started passing out their food.
"So what exactly is the plan once we get to Florida?" Fishlegs asked as he began cutting his pancakes.
"Well..." Hiccup started before he heard a painful scream.
"Ow it burns!" yelled Tuffnut.
"You idiot, your suppose to wait a few minutes before you eat the hash browns." Ruffnut told her brother.
"But if I wait, then I'll miss out on the freshness of the hash browns. They taste the best right out of the fryer." Tuffnut told his sister.
They both stared at each other and ate their hash browns quickly while yelling in pain.
Astrid put a hand over her face as she drank her coffee.
Hiccup continued to speak, hoping to get the last few minutes of his life back.
"Right, anyway we'll get to Disney tonight and we'll have Sunday to rest and recuperate. Monday we'll start with the parks. We'll go to Hollywood Studios first.
"Awesome, that has the best rides!" cheered Snotlout.
"On Tuesday we'll hit Animal Kingdom, I've heard nothing but great things about Flight of Passage." Hiccup continued.
The Twins went to spoke up.
"And no, we are not sneaking an animal back to Berk!" said a stern Hiccup, the twins crossed their arms and pouted.
"As I was saying. Epcot will come on Wednesday."
"Boring!" said Snotlout.
"Give it a chance Snotlout, there's more to Epcot then you might think." said Fishlegs.
"And on Thursday we'll hit Magic Kingdom. That one will definitely take all day, Friday we'll have a beach day and we'll leave late Saturday and arrive Sunday. Any questions?" Asked Hiccup.
They all shook their heads. Tuffnut rose his hand.
"Yeah I got one. Will we be able to make it to the 3 o clock parade, I don't know what time it starts." He said.
There was about a good minute and a half of silence after that remark until the realization of what Tuffnut said came in.
"Oh my god you did not just say that." Astrid groaned putting her hands in her face.
"What? I don't know what time the three o clock parade starts." said a serious Tuffnut.
"I'm gonna finish my breakfast in the van if you need me." said Astrid as she grabbed her coffee and breakfast sandwich and went to the van. The amount of stupidity at the table was too much for her to handle.
Snotlout leaned over to Hiccup.
"Why do I get the feeling that Disney employees get asked that a lot?" He asked Hiccup.
"They do man, they do." Hiccup said patting Snotlout's shoulder.
Fishlegs was driving and everybody was up, and Tuffnut was getting on everybody's nerves.
Fishlegs was holding the steering wheel tightly. Ruffnut just held her head in shame. Snotlout thought it was entertaining at first, but when he realized that Tuffnut was actually serious he got annoyed quickly.
Hiccup was rubbing Astrid's back who was still in shock of how someone could be that stupid.
"It just doesn't make any sense. I mean they say the title of the parade the three o clock parade. But they don't actually say the time of the three o clock parade." Tuffnut said trying to solve his dilemma.
And this continued for Three. Straight. Hours.
Everybody was on edge, no matter how much the others tried to convince Tuffnut that the three o clock parade started at three o clock.
"I mean the Electrical Parade had a time set, but the three o clock parade doesn't." Tuffnut continued to ramble.
Astrid looked like she was about to explode.
Hiccup looked at his fuming girlfriend and then his friends who prepped for the worst.
Hiccup sighed and prepared for the worst.
"Go ahead Astrid, just please try not to kill him." he said.
"I make no promises." Astrid growled.
It was then that Astrid grabbed Tuffnut by the shirt collar and got dangerously close to his face.
"Listen here you son of a half troll, we just spent the last four hours trying to tell you that the three o clock parade starts at three o clock. And if your brain can't put two and two together then there is definitely something wrong with you!" Astrid growled in a deep tone that almost sounded like a dragon.
"So it starts at two o clock then?" Tuffnut asked innocently as if he did nothing wrong.
Astrid just stood there flabbergasted.
Hiccup could see one of her eyes twitching and in the five years he's been dating Astrid...that was never a good sign.
"Fishlegs pull over." she told Fishlegs trying to stay in control.
Fishlegs nodded and pulled as Astrid sprinted out the van, went by the wooded area and let out a blood curdling scream.
She went back in shaking with anger and shock. Hiccup wrapped her in a blanket and gave her some water as Astrid laid her head on Hiccup's lap.
"It's okay milady, just sleep it'll be over soon." Hiccup said running his fingers through her hair.
"Actually Hiccup, we've got at least ten more hours left on the road." said Fishlegs.
Hiccup looked at his girlfriend who was not doing so well.
"I swear I'll make this up to you." he whispered to her.
So when Fishlegs's turn was finally over. He quickly got out after hearing Tuffnut rant about the parade nonstop for four hours. Tuffnut was driving next, hopefully him driving would take his mind off of the parade.
They made it to Georgia and stopped for lunch.
"Just this state and then Florida guys!" Hiccup said taking a bite of his sandwich.
They had picked up some sandwiches from Subway and went to a rest area to have a picnic style lunch. They had gone through their snacks and food from the van within the first two hours of their trip.
"So where are we staying at Hiccup?" Ruffnut asked as she ate her sandwich.
"I'm glad you asked Ruffnut. For the first few days, we're gonna be staying at the Art of Animation Resort, then we'll spend a night at the Fort Wilderness Resort I have a friend who's letting us borrow her camper. And then to finish off, if we still have funds left then we can go from there." said Hiccup.
"Wait isn't Fort Wilderness the camping resort?" Asked Fishlegs.
"Yep, we wanted to change it up a bit. Plus I enjoy camping." Astrid replied.
"We know you do Astrid." said a grim Snotlout. He still hadn't forgiven her for the camping trip they took two years ago. It didn't end so well.
They haven't gone camping since then.
"It won't be that bad guys, we'll be in Disney property. Plus you guys did provoke that beehive." Hiccup said glaring at Snotlout and The Twins.
"That was the twins." Defended Snotlout.
"Still the best honey we've ever eaten." said Tuffnut.
"And I found out that I'm allergic to bees." Continued Ruffnut.
"As well as destroyed the beaver's dam." Said Astrid.
"It was in the way." said Tuffnut.
"And guaranteed to us that those leaves were not poison ivy!" Hiccup and Astrid yelled at the same time.
"I swear I didn't know." Fishlegs said silently.
Everyone got the chills as they wee reminded of that tragic trip.
"So who's ready to hit the road?" Hiccup asked trying to lighten the mood.
Everyone quickly agreed and they got into the van to take on Georgia.
Tuffnut was driving and to everyone's delight, he finally stopped talking about what time the three o clock parade was.
"I'll find out eventually." said a determined Tuffnut.
Tuffnut was driving with Ruffnut in the passenger seat.
Snotlout and Fishlegs were in the middle row and Hiccup and Astrid were in the back row.
Everything was going great. They were singing and dancing to the radio. They were making jokes. And everyone was so excited to get to Disney World.
Until Three Hours Later.
It was torture, absolute torture.
Tuffnut was tightly grabbing the steering wheel. Ruffnut's eyes were crossed and teeth were gritted. Snotlout was actually sweating and bright red as he was taking short breaths. Fishlegs kept squealing like a pig as he was fidgeting. Astrid tried to keep it together but the look on her face was sheer torture. And poor Hiccup was in serious pain.
"This is not good, this is not good." Hiccup said.
"Why did we get those Big Gulps, why!" said Astrid who was taking deep breaths.
"I'm in so much pain." Ruffnut moaned while holding her gut.
"This is torture!" Yelled Snotlout as he was sweating profusely.
"The agony!" groaned Fishlegs.
"I'm gonna hurl!" Yelled Tuffnut who was banging his head on the steering wheel.
Yep, all six had to go to the bathroom...badly.
Oh and they were in stopped traffic, they underestimated how bad traffic on I-75 was and it was about solid two minutes of sheer cringing until they broke.
"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GONNA EXPLODE!" yelled Hiccup.
"WHO'S STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO DRIVE ANYWAY?!" shouted Snotlout.
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA YOU HALF TROLL!" yelled Astrid.
"DONT YOU CALL ME A HALF TROLL WOMEN!" yelled Snotlout.
"DONT TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT SNOTFACE." Hiccup yelled.
"I CAN HANDLE MYSELF HADDOCK!" Astrid yelled at Hiccup.
Hiccup was taken aback by Astrid's harsh words, but he was in too much pain to argue.
"PLEASE STOP FIGHTING GUYS!" yelled Fishlegs.
"WHY, SO YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH ME AGAIN?!" Ruffnut shouted at Fishlegs.
"I TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Yelled Fishlegs.
At this point, everyone was shouting at each other. Well except for Tuffnut who's eyes widened.
"BATHROOM!" Roared Tuffnut.
"WE KNOW TUFFNUT, WE ALL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" roared Astrid.
"DONT RUB IT IN!" hollered Snotlout.
"NO, NO, BATHROOM UP AHEAD!" Tuffnut yelled pointing at a sign for a rest area.
Everyone looked to see the sign and it was on the next exit.
There was cheering but then the realization that they were about to explode kicked in.
"STEP ON IT TUFFNUT!" screamed Hiccup.
And with that, Tuffnut slammed his foot on the acceleration and the van zoomed towards the exit to the rest area. Everyone was screaming and grabbing each other for dear life.
"I don't wanna die full of urine!" Cried Snotlout as the van came to an abrupt stop at the rest area.
Hiccup went for the door until Astrid shoved him back to his seat.
"Move over Haddock, I'm going first!" she shouted.
"Oh no you don't Hofferson, that's no way to treat your boyfriend." Hiccup yelled running.
"Well for the next minute I'm not your girlfriend!" Hollered Astrid as they ran towards the restroom.
They both ran towards the bathroom pushing and shoving each other until Fishlegs sprinted by them.
"Um you do realize that you have different bathrooms right?" asked Fishlegs.
Hiccup and Astrid looked at each other and ran to their respective bathroom.
Everyone was in the bathroom and it looked like evening was going to be okay...except for Snotlout. His seatbelt was stuck and he was still in the van. He was desperately trying to get it to click.
"Come on, come on!" he grunted.
However, at that moment he realized that he wasn't going to make it.
Freaking out, Snotlout looked around the van and saw an empty bottle of iced tea.
Knowing that there wasn't any other way, Snotlout opened the bottle and...
Opening the door, Hiccup stretched his arms and saw everyone stand around each other awkwardly.
"So we might've said a few things that we didn't mean." said Astrid.
"Yeah, stuff that we aren't proud off." said Fishlegs.
"Well the important thing is that we're sorry and Astrid the minute's up am I your boyfriend again?" Hiccup asked Astrid.
She responded by giving him a quick peck on the lips.
"You always were." she smiled.
Ruffnut made a gagging noise.
"You two are actually disgust me sometimes." Ruffnut said walking towards the van.
Fishlegs laughed as he saw Ruffnut and went to the van as well.
Hiccup and Astrid clearly saw this and looked at each other.
"They really need to be together." Said Astrid.
"Yeah, but I know Fishlegs better than anybody, he's too shy to admit it." Hiccup declared.
Astrid thought for a second and gave a sneaky grin. A grin that Hiccup knew all too well.
"Oh no, I know that look." Hiccup groaned.
"Why don't we play a little match maker." said Astrid as they walked back to the van.
"Fishlegs won't give in, I'm sure of it." said Hiccup.
"Really are you that confident?" asked Astrid.
"Yep." Hiccup said in a proud voice.
"Twenty dollars says that they'll be together by the end of this trip." said Astrid.
"Seems fair, fifty dollars says that they won't, and I'll clean out Stormfly's cage for a month." Hiccup said.
Astrid's eyes widened, Hiccup HATED cleaning Stormfly's cage.
"All right Haddock you've got yourself a bet." Astrid said holding out her hand.
"Consider it done Hofferson." Hiccup said as he grabbed her hand and shook it.
The two went back to the van to see everyone by the van except Snotlout.
"Where's Snotlout?" asked Hiccup.
"Probably still in the bathroom." said Fishlegs.
"He was crying like a little baby." laughed Ruffnut.
Everyone was laughing as Astrid saw the open van door. She looked to see a full bottle of iced tea.
"I could've sworn that I finished this already." she said grabbing the drink, it was warm.
"Must've been out in the sun." she shrugged.
Without thinking, Astrid opened the bottle cap and prepared for a big gulp.
Hiccup was laughing with Fishlegs and The Twins, he noticed Astrid preparing to take a giant swig of iced tea. He could've sworn that he saw an empty bottle of iced tea and then he remembered that he didn't see Snotlout run to the bathroom and he was still in the van.
Hiccup put all the pieces together and had look of sheer terror on his face.
"ASTRID NO!" he hollered.
But it was too late, Astrid had already opened the bottle took a giant swig and...
30 painful seconds later.
Astrid was currently vomiting in an open trash can with Hiccup rubbing her back with one hand and the other holding her hair out of her face.
"It's okay Astrid, it'll be over soon." He said.
Astrid replied by vomiting some more.
Fishlegs was looking the other way as he has a weak stomach. If he were to see Astrid vomit, then he would vomit as well.
The twins however were on the floor laughing at the situation.
"A-astrid drank Snotlout's urine!" laughed Ruffnut.
"I'm gonna pee my pants...and then Astrid can drink it!" roared Tuffnut.
Astrid did not like this at all.
"I swear to (gag) god, when I'm done (gag) puking I'm gonna..." Astrid finished the sentence by vomiting some more as Hiccup continued to rub her back.
While this was happening, Snotlout exited the bathroom, he went to wash his hands after...marking his territory in Astrid's bottle. He went over to the van to see the twins laughing hysterically, Fishlegs closing his eyes and hears, Astrid bent over with her hands on her thighs dry heaving as Hiccup kept rubbing her back.
"What did I miss?" said Snotlout.
There was a short pause as Snotlout looked at Astrid and then the bottle that he peed in.
He looked again and bursted out laughing.
"Y-you y-ou didn't.." Snotlout was now laughing so hard that he was on the floor.
Astrid started walking over to beat the crap out of Snotlout, however she paused and ran towards the trash can to vomit some more with Hiccup behind her.
Once Astrid finally stopped puking (Hiccup had a bag on standby) they were finally back on the road. Ruffnut was driving with her brother in the passenger's seat. Fishlegs and Snotlout were in the middle row and Hiccup was in the backseat with Astrid who was wrapped in a blanket yet again.
Hiccup felt so bad for Astrid, she had been through a lot, between Snotlout almost killing them with the brakes, Tuffnut's stupidity, and Snotlout almost killing her again as well as her pride. Hiccup was now determined to make the vacation as memorable as timeless.
"I spy with my little eyes something blue." Said Ruffnut.
"Oh oh I know, the sky!" Yelled Tuffnut.
"Right again, when did you get so smart?" Ruffnut asked her brother.
"I don't know, but you're a lot better to play with then cry baby over there." Tuffnut said pointing his thumb to Snotlout.
"I didn't cry!" yelled Snotlout.
Hiccup leaned over with a hand on Snotlout's shoulder.
"Ah yeah you did buddy." Hiccup simply said before going back to Astrid.
They had finally reached Florida and the trip only had a few hours left of the trip and everybody was getting excited.
"This is so exciting!" Cheered Fishlegs.
"I can't wait any longer, make time go faster Hiccup!" Tuffnut ordered Hiccup.
Hiccup just groaned.
"Tuff, I can't make time go faster." He said.
"Then how do you explain daylight savings time? Or time zone changes? Oh yeah I made you stump and I'm not talking about your leg." Tuffnut bragged.
Everyone just looked at each other in confusion.
"Why don't we watch a flick on the DVD player?" Snotlout told everyone.
"Wait, this van has a DVD player?" Fishlegs asked.
"Uh yeah Fishface, you've been in my van multiple times we've watched movies in here before!" Yelled Snotlout.
"Then how come we haven't used it before?" asked Astrid.
"Well we have been a little...busy." Hiccup replied talking about what has happened so far on the trip.
"Okay so let's see what we got." Astrid cheerfully said hoping to change the subject.
She grabbed the DVD's from out of the pouch of the passenger seat.
"Oh look all Disney movies, we have Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Frozen, The Jungle Book and Mulan." she continued.
"Please anything but Frozen, if I have to hear the twins sing that one more time..." Snotlout said before he was interrupted by...
"LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOO!" the twins sang in a god awful tone.
Snotlout yelled as he covered his ears.
"Okay so that's out of the picture, anyone else?" asked Hiccup covering his ears.
"Well I haven't seen Mulan in awhile." said Astrid with her ears plugged as well.
"And It's got that kick ass song in the middle." Said Snotlout trying not to yell at the twins again.
"It's no Frozen, but it'll do." said Fishlegs.
"LET THE STORM RANGE ONNNNNNNNN!" The Twins belted out.
"SHUT UP!" roared Snotlout.
...
"The cold never bothered me anyway." sang a quiet voice.
Everyone looked to see an embarrassed Fishlegs.
"Well someone had to finish it." he mumbled.
"I'm just gonna put on the DVD." Astrid told Hiccup.
She put on the DVD and went back to the back seat to cuddle with Hiccup with a blanket. Fishlegs and Snotlout were as far away from each other as possible and the twins were in the front.
The movie started playing and everyone was enjoying themselves.
"Did you guys know that the paint they're using is actually bird droppings." said Fishlegs as they watched Mulan get ready for the Matchmaker.
"...okay really didn't need to hear that Fishlegs." said a disgusted Astrid.
"Hey sis, now we can finally use something to cover up your ugly face." Tuffnut laughed at Ruffnut.
"After your face gets a double dose of it." laughed Ruffnut as she punched her brother in the gut.
The grouped watched as Mulan turned into a man and went to the army. Snotlout was getting pretty excited.
"Oh man it's almost time for the song." Snotlout cheered.
"Wow Snotlout you really like that song." said Astrid.
"Yeah, so what's your point." Snotlout said defensively.
"It is a good song." Hiccup told Snotlout.
"See at least Hiccup agrees with- SHUT UP ITS STARTING!" yelled Snotlout.
And with that the song started and everyone started singing along.
Hiccup laughed as everyone was having fun. He looked at Astrid who was singing along and was surprised to see Snotlout leading the singing, he was really getting into it...it was actually starting to make Hiccup uncomfortable.
But at least Snotlout was know showing that he was having fun.
And with that everyone belted out the last note and the song ended with a van full of laughter.
"One of Disney's best." said Fishlegs.
"Never gets old." Snotlout said punching the air.
"Now I wanna be a man." said Tuffnut.
"You are a man Tuffnut." Astrid told him.
"Uh no he isn't." Laughed Ruffnut.
"Hey I am so a man I have the back hair to prove it." Tuffnut.
"I have more back hair then you!" Ruffnut declared.
Fishlegs proceeded to vomit in his mouth.
"Really didn't need to hear that." said an uncomfortable Astrid.
"It's true I've seen it myself." said Tuffnut.
"Pull over." Fishlegs said quickly.
Once the movie ended they only had about an hour left on the road Astrid had a head on Hiccup's shoulder while Hiccup was on his phone looking at reservations.
"Whatcha looking up?" Astrid said singsongly.
"Nothing really." Hiccup said in the same voice.
"Doesn't look like nothing." she said normally.
"Let's just say it's a surprise that'll make the trip a lot better." he said.
And once again Astrid pecked him on the cheek.
Hiccup laughed at the amount of times that Astrid has kissed him on this trip.
"Astrid if you keep this up, I'll have a permanent kiss mark on my cheek." he laughed.
"I'm just happy about all this, if you want me stop I can." Astrid fake pouted.
"Nah, I like it." he said stroking Astrid's hair.
"Um you know we can hear you right?" Said Snotlout.
Hiccup and Astrid looked to see Snotlout, Fishlegs and Tuffnut staring at them with Tuffnut having a video camera in his hand.
"Um Tuffnut, why do you have a video camera?" Asked Astrid.
"Oh this is for potential blackmail, I've already got the photo of Fishlegs and Ruffnut cuddling." Tuffnut said happily.
"YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF THAT?!" Yelled Ruffnut as the van accelerated at an alarming speed.
"Ruff please don't try to kill us." said a nervous Hiccup.
"Yeah and what are you gonna do about it." said Tuffnut.
It was at that moment that Ruffnut used one arm and leg to punch and kick Tuffnut continuously and the other arm and leg to drive.
The only problem was that Ruffnut was more focused on beating up her brother than actually driving.
"Tuffnut if you don't give me that photo, I'm gonna take my fist and shove it up your..."
"Asphalt, keep the van on the asphalt!" yelled Fishlegs as the van was heading off the road.
"I'm too young and handsome to die!" Yelled Snotlout.
"I love you Astrid!" Hiccup told his girlfriend.
"I love you too, and I'm the one who dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and blamed it on Toothless." Yelled Astrid as she was holding onto Hiccup.
"I knew it!" yelled Hiccup.
Everyone screamed as Ruffnut finally stopped hitting Tuffnut and they were driving normally again.
"I'll get that photo from you if its the last thing I do." Ruffnut growled.
"You can take my pride sis, but you'll never take this photo." Tuffnut gasped from the pain.
"The sooner we get to Disney, the better." said Astrid.
"For once, I agree Astrid." said Snotlout.
After about a good half hour of silence, they saw that Disney was only a few miles away.
"I see Disney property!" squealed Fishlegs.
And with that everybody cheered.
"There it is, we made it Hiccup we made it." Astrid laughed.
"Oh finally, couldn't have come at a better time." Hiccup said in relief.
And the anticipation was growing as the van was almost to the Disney World sign.
"Wait for it." said Hiccup
The car got closer.
"Wait for it." said Astrid.
The car got even closer.
"Wait for it." said Snotlout.
The car was so close.
"Wait for it." said Fishlegs
And after passing the sign they were officially on Disney property.
The van went nuts. Everyone was cheering and hollering.
Hiccup looked at Astrid's look of sheer joy. This was huge for her and Hiccup didn't want a miss a single moment of it.
"Hey, this is gonna be great." Hiccup told Astrid.
Astrid smiled. "Thank you again babe."
"No problem milady." Hiccup said as they shared a kiss.
And with that, the vacation was officially a go.
I'm not gonna lie, this took forever. But it was worth it.
I didn't realize how much Astrid suffered in this chapter. She must be a true friend to put up with everyone else.
Up next is the first day!