I have no clue why I've done this, this is just pure and absolute crack. Anyways, I've had two headcanons of mine. America will go crazy for the Bill Nye theme. Almost like every American currently. England goes crazy for 'We will rock you.' by Queen. So...What happens when you sing both at once?
~Peace-Chan
Canada and France know about the two's guilty pleasure. For America, it was the Bill Nye The Science Guy's theme song. For England, it was We Will Rock You, by Queen. They had always wondered, if they sang both at the same time, would something happen?
They had walked into the meaning, and began their plan. Canada would start Bill Nye The Science Guy. France would start We Will Rock You. As soon as both were in the room, the chaos would ensue.
America walked in as usual, and had a ton of burgers. England, well same for him. Canada and France suddenly stood up.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!"
As France yelled, "BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKING A BIG NOISE!"
America and England went silent. The lights fizzled out.
For some odd reason, Twp spot lights turned on. America was dressed in a lab coat, with protective goggles. And wait -
WAS AMERICA HOLDING A RAY GUN??????
England was dressed in the most punk fashion. The tips of his hair were died green, spikes and chains everywhere. But hold up-
WAS THAT A GUN OR A GUITAR?????
"Science."
"Punk Rock."
Both were hissed, as the two aimed the guns at eachother.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!"
"WE WILL ROCK YOU!"
Lasers were fired, Somehow sound waves too????? What the hell!
In the end, both were knocked out cold, while regret was evident on both France and Canada's faces.