Canada Day and Independence Day
It was July 1st, and Canada felt well...odd.
He wanted alot of maple syrup. Prussia might understand, but he was unsure. He shifted uncomfortably in his seat. "Alfie...what day is i-"!Canada froze, and held his chest. "It's Canada Day..." His face was blank. As he hunched over. "Bro???! OH NO!!! I'M TOO LATE!" America yelled as Canada stood back up, in a red maple leaf costume.
"I must spread the maple." Canada jumped out the nearest window screaming "FOR TIMMIES AND HOCKEYYYYY!!!!".
America called England and France and briefly said- "It's Canada Day," and hung up.
"We must capture the maple."
And let's just say the day ended with a broken arm for America, and busted lip for England, and a black eye for France.
It was three days later, and they had a world meeting to attend. America had sat down when he felt a pain in his chest. He saw a ball of energy beginning to build up, and pulling him inside. Then he remembered what day it was.
Liberty.
'No Alfred sTOP!' he thought.
Justice.
'ALFRED WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????' he screeched in his mind as the energy ball began to engulf him. The others were beginning to notice. "MEIN GOTT!" "OH BLOODY HELL IT'S THAT DAY ISN'T IT?!?"
"Well this seems interesting, da?"
FREEDOM.
America was completely inside the energy ball. He could feel his eagle wings reforming, the pounding hearts of every American getting ready fireworks, the taste of a freshly grilled burger.
He opened his eyes. Everyone was staring. "Amerika...?" "What in the bloody..." "What in the absolute fuck."
"FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!" He yelled, and flew out the nearest window. "We have to get him. Do you know what American's are capable on this day?"
Canada seemed concerned.
"No. What?"
Canada paused.
"People set off explosives of any type. Get tons of barbeque. And, hell, a ton of guns."
The room was silent.
"Even the cops join in. On the fourth of July...there is chaos."
"We must capture the freedom eagle."
Let's just say, that everyone had some sort of injuries. No one was safe.