"…"
"Ow, my aching head…" 21 moaned irritably rising up and opening her eyes.
She was back on earth in the middle of a city, an already destroyed one at that.
"How'd I get here and how am I still alive?" 21 asked out loud.
"Well now, who are you?" 21 turned around and looked up as she heard a familiar voice.
"You." 21 seethed.
It was Goku, he was glaring down at her with an all-black gi with a red sash.
"So you're responsible for this." 21 said smiling sinisterly.
"What on earth are you talking about?" Goku asked annoyed.
"Aw, come on you don't have to be shy. You brought me back to earth so you can fight me one on one, right?" 21 asked cheery.
"The gall, for a creature to talk to a God with such disrespect is the reason why all you mortals deserve nothing but my wrath." Goku said with a flamboyant accent.
"Gall? Wrath? Why are you talking like that? And what's with that fruity accent?" 21 said weirded out.
"Fruity?!" Goku repeated offended.
"How dare you say such things about a God…!" Goku blushed boiling in anger.
"How dare you say such things about a God. Blah, blah, blah." 21 mocked rudely putting a hand on her hip and looking away bored.
A loud growl sounded from her stomach making her put her hand over it.
"Oh man, I'm starving!" 21 groaned childishly.
"Ugh, you disgusting creature!" Goku scoffed mortified by her manners.
"I'm going to erase you off the face of this planet!" Goku shouted raising his arm and firing a ball of yellow energy at her.
Smiling as the ball of energy approached her, 21 opened her mouth as it went down her throat with a gulp.
"Mmmm, tasty appetizer." 21 said dreamily.
"What in the?!" Goku shouted shocked.
"More…more…I want more…"
"GIVE ME MORE!" 21 screamed as her dark red aura erupted around her.
"What is this power?!" Goku thought aloud shocked before 21 charged off toward him.
Raising his arms to block, Goku was too slow as 21 landed a fist across his cheek.
Spinning around as Goku recoiled in pain 21 threw a kick into his side sending him flying across the sky.
Appearing above him suddenly, 21 unleashed an overhead double fist punch right into Goku chest sending him crashing down into the ground.
"Insolent little-" Goku grimaced with closed eyes on the ground as he tried to pick himself up.
"Turn into candy!" 21 screamed causing Goku to open his eyes just in time to jump into the air to dodge a large pink ray that came shooting at him.
"Chocolate…?" Goku looked at the ground below him that was now a pool of sweet brown candy.
"Behind you…" 21's voice said smiling behind Goku before striking him sending him flying forward.
Appearing below him 21 knocked him upward with a kick and then appearing on either side of him knocked him further up three more times in succession before appearing above him with a kick to his chest sending him crashing to the ground.
A cloud of dust rising from the impact it dispersed quickly as Goku's damaged body came into view.
"Agh, curse you…" Goku seethed forcing open his eyes, grimacing in pain.
"Hmmm, even though I can't feel Frieza or Cell in me anymore I still seemed to have retained their power. Ha, I wonder if that's a trick I mimicked from Cell or something that's part of me." 21 said giddily.
"As for you, you'd make a tasty treat right now, but instead I want you to grow even stronger that way when I devour you it'll be that much tastier!" 21 exclaimed.
"Devour…? What are you?" Goku asked grimacing.
"Me? I'm an android, but foremost I like to think of myself as a lady." 21 said smiling.
"A lady?" Goku repeated shocked.
"Yup, a lady with fine tastes and a huge appetite." 21 exlaimed smiling.
"What about you? I can tell you're not really Goku, he's much stronger." 21 said playfully.
"How dare you! I am Zamasu a God who is only using this fools body as a tool of justice!" Goku said angrily.
"Well whatever, just make sure you get stronger, kay?" 21 said before blasting off upward into space.
Passing earth's exosphere 21 looked back at earth.
"Weird, she couldn't sense anyone else's power level besides that Goku imposter. Just what was going here?" 21 thought.
"Only one way to find out." She smiled jubilantly.
"Now which way was it again..." 21 thought as she looked around in space.
"Oh yeah, that way." 21 said putting her index and middle finger to her forehead before blinking away.
On New Namek, a group of namekians were planting trees when suddenly 21 appeared in front of them.
"What the?! She appeared out of nowhere!" The namek villagers exclaimed.
"Don't mind me everybody, I just came for this!" 21 said extending out her elastic arm as it went crashing into a namekian house pulling out a dragon ball on its way out.
"Yoink! Ah, a built in dragon ball radar does come in handy." 21 said smiling as she tucked the dragon ball under her arm.
"She's got the dragon ball! Get her!" A namek villager shouted charging at her.
Disappearing before his fist could reach her, the namek villager looked back to see her floating in the air above them.
"Sorry, you all look like you would make tasty snacks, but I can't risk eating the maker of these orange babies and have them turn to stone." 21 said pouting sadly.
"Buh bye." 21 said waving before blinking away.
After she had collected all seven of the dragon balls, 21 went to a remote location where she was sure she wouldn't be disturbed when she made her wishes.
"Ahem, Takkara-Puto Popporunga Pupiritto-Paro!" 21 shouted in front of the dragon balls as they glowed brightly before a beam of energy shot out of them into the sky turning it black as dragon Porunga appeared.
"Now that you have summoned me, speak your three wishes." Porunga said hovering above her in the sky.
"Oh wow, that never gets old!" 21 said excited.
"You who have summoned me speak your wishes!" Porunga repeated impatient.
"Okay, okay, no need to get pushy." 21 said winking playfully as a blush appeared on Porunga's cheeks.
"Actually I have a question if I wanted information would I need to wish for it or would you be awesome enough to just tell me." 21 said flirtatiously.
"It would really be kind of against the rules if I just told you…" Porunga said nervously.
"Awww, come on please." 21 pouted leaning forward with her arms crossed in front of her accentuating her chest.
"Well, I guess just this once." Porunga said goofily with a deep red blush.
"Thank you." 21 said smiling cutely.
After Porunga explained things to 21 she understood everything.
"Oh, I see so that's what happened ha?" 21 said smiling.
"I'm in another timeline then I'm originally from..."
"Perfect, now I can just wish to return after I fed enough here and I can really pig out!" 21 said dreamily.
"But, first I'll have to prepare a few entrees here to get me ready for the main course."
"Ahem, for my first wish I'd like to wish back to life all the villains that died on earth." 21 said in namekian.
"I will grant this wish, all the villains that have died on earth will be brought back to life." Porunga said his eyes glowing.
"Yes, and now for my second wish, I wish to bring back the earth's greatest hero-" 21 stopped mid-sentence in namekian as she grasped her head and screamed.
"No! I thought I was rid of you!" 21 screamed.
It was her other half, she was still alive!
"Your wish has been granted, the earth's greatest hero has been brought back to life." Porunga said eyes glowing.
"No, I was going to say heroes! Everything ruined now!" 21 screamed again.
"How did you survive?! And why are we together again!"
"Dammit! Dammit!" 21 screamed writhing in pain.
She was caught completely off guard by her! She was going to take over now!
"I know! I'll just wish you away!" 21 thought manically.
"For my third wish, I wish for you to kill the other me!" 21 shouted in namekian.
"That wish cannot be granted." Porunga said.
"What?!" 21 shouted in anger.
"Why not?!"
"Killing is not in my power, and even if it were I could not kill your other half without destroying you as well." Porunga said.
"You're useless!" 21 shouted.
"If she woke up here with the dragon in front of her she would ruin everything. I need to get out of here." 21 thought frantically.
"Ugh, she couldn't concentrate enough to use instant transmission to get back to earth. Plus the only signature she would be able to lock onto would be that Goku imposter. Teleporting into him with her in control would probably get them both killed!"
"Speak your last wish." Porunga said impatient.
Dammit, she couldn't believe she had to waste the last wish on this!
"For my last wish, I want you to send me back to earth!" 21 shouted.
"Do you have specific destination-?" Porunga asked.
"Just send me anywhere!" 21 shouted
"Very well, I will do it. All three of your wishes have been granted until next time." Porunga said his eyes glowing as he transformed into a bright beam of energy and scattered across the globe with the dragon balls.
21 grasping her head was teleported back to earth.
"Aghhh!" 21 screamed in pain as she stumbled forward, back in the same city she had woke up in.
"I swear…when I wake up…I'm going to kill you!" 21 screamed angrily before passing out forward onto the ground.