Agent 3 x Agent 8 Fanfic (Straight) (Not Canon)
Chapter Six
As Lia makes her way to Pearl and Marina's house, she stops by Crustry Sean to get a drink. When she gets there, she knocks on the door and hears Pearl say,
"One minute!" Lia decides to open the door anyway and sees Pearl and Marina kissing on the couch. Lia gets out her phone as revenge since they took a picture of her and Liam, but she's to late since she gets noticed by the two.
"What are you doing in here?" Pearl says.
"Getting revenge." Lia says
"It's only fair."
"You better not post that online." Marina says.
"I didn't even get the picture."
"Good." They both say.
"What are the plans for today?" Lia says.
"Well, we noticed you don't have any clothes of your own except for that suit, so we'll take you shopping." Pearl says to her smiling but still mad. Lia had never been on a shopping trip, or, at least to her memory.
"We're going to get you some clothes, sneaks, hats, glasses, whatever you want from there. We can also get you weapons since you don't have any except that octo shot you brought with you."
"Thanks, you guys." Lia starts to go in for a hug. Marina hugs, too, but Pearl is still triggered about the walk in.
"Why are you not hugging, Pearlie?" Marina asks.
"I'm Triiiiiiigered."
"Well, we all know she's doing the same with Liam, so it's no biggie." Pearl then decides to join the group hug.
"Oh yeah, and since we're superstars, we will have fans all around us, so try to wear something that will hide your identity because everyone knows you too, Lia. Once I was called 'The tall exotic looking girl standing next to Pearl' so you might as well be 'Liam's new girlfriend.'" Marina says, laughing. Then they all start to laugh.
"All right, let's go to the mall!" Pearl yells, excitingly.
As they walk to the garage, Lia sees the car they have. It's a really fancy car, too.
"How do you have that car?" Lia asks.
"We're global superstars of the media. It makes you rich." Marina replies.
As they hop in, the garage door opens and they zoom off. They listen to a track called "Octotune" on the way to the mall. They catch a red light. And the next. And the next. And the next.
"Geez, when are we going to get there?" Pearl says.
"I don't know. The red lights dictate it." Marina says.
Then all the sudden, They look behind them and see a bunch of octolings in a car. Not your everyday friendly ones, the ones with the goggles that make them look evil. They had guns pointed at them and everything while driving towards them at blazing speeds.
"Guys, hit the gas we got trouble behind us!" Lia shouts. Marina and Pearl look back and see what Lia sees.
"GO GO GO!" Marina steps on it and they're hi-tailing it out of there. Then the octolings start to shoot at them with their ink weapons. Outside of an Arena with no spawn point, you're dead for good.
"Lia, catch!" Pearl tosses a splat charger to her for defense. Lia then thinks of an idea.
"Hey, Pearl, think you can pull of a killer whale like you did on that giant statue, but a weaker one?" Lia says hoping for a yes.
"How weak?"
"Very"
"I can do that."
"Then I have a plan. Shoot it at the ground."
"What? Why not at them?"
"Just do it!" Pearl pulls out the killer whale that is conveniently in the car with them. While Lia is taking them out one by one, Pearl keeps warming up.
"I'm ready!" Pearl says.
"Good, now Marina, turn toward that bridge."
"But it's up. We'll just end up in the water."
"Just do it!" Marina then realizes what her plan is and turns toward the bridge.
"Now, Pearl!" Lia says as Pearl shoots the killer whale at the ground. The three of them go soaring through the air and land on the bridge so they can't be followed.
"Holy sheezus, how'd you come up with that?" Pearl asks.
"It's logic. Oh, are we still going to the mall?" Lia asks.
"Yeah. And expect this to be on T.V. because that just happened right in the middle of inkopolis where everything is filmed." Pearl says.