Authoresses note: Yay, we've made it to the third chapter.
Yah…I'm running out of stupid, yet slightly humorous stuff to say.
Ok…………..
Yah….just read the story!
Dark talking
Creonix talking
Fire heart talking
All three or just two talking
Narrator talking
I thought we killed the narrator
Yah, I thought we did too
DIE YOU STUPID NARRATOR!
But I haven't said anything yet!
Yah, YET! (Chases the narrator with a pitch fork)
Okkkkkkk……
Just start the story before anymore random stuff happens.
Gotcha
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DIE!
O.O;………………
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Chapter 3: Yugioh GX
The three girls blinked as the bright light disappeared.
Where are we?
We're at-
Hold it; this is how you started the last chapter.
Oh…oh well, we're at duel academy!
Yay!
Let's go find Zane/ Syrus/ Chazz!
Zane!
Syrus!
Chazz, though unlike you two, I'm not totally obsessed.
Whatever!
"Who are you?" A British sounding voice asked. The girls turned around and saw a man that resembled a woman VERY much.
Oh my word! It's him! The spawn of all things…freakish, and not in a good way!
The 'man' stared at them. "What are you talking about? And who are you!" He asked.
We were talking about you, now where's Zane?
"I don't know what you want with him, but-"
There he is!
And so, creonix ran off to "glomp" her beloved Zane.
Hey, dark kill the narrator, would you?
It would be my pleasure.
Why are you talking with a Scottish accent?
Um, I dunno.
Just kill the narrator!
Right.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Runs away)
Darn.
He got away.
Zane!
"Huh?" Zane said, looking at the crazy girl running towards him. Creonix wrapped her arms around his waist.
Yay! Zane, Zane, Zane. Zane, Zane, Zane.
"Who are you, get off."
I'm your BIGGEST fan, and no.
We should help him.
You do that, I'm going to go find syrus, yay! (Runs off)
Looks like I'm gonna have to do this alone.
Dark walked over to Zane and creonix and grabbed creonix by the back of her shirt and pulled her away.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!ZANE!COME!BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Would you knock it off already?
Dark walked over to a tree, grabbed some rope that just happened to be on the ground, tied Creonix up, gagged her, and walked away.
mmmmrk! mon't meave me!" Mrrkkkkkk, mrrkkkkkk?
Zane cautiously walked over to Creonix and stared at her.
Mane! Mou mave mome mor me, mes?
"What?" He asked.
Mou mave mome more me, mes?
Zane shook his head no.
Mun mag me!
Zane carefully removed the gag from creonix's mouth.
Finally! You have come for me, yes?
"No," Zane said and shoved the gag back in her mouth.
Mait!Mome mack!
Slifer dorms
Oh Syrus, come out, come out wherever you are.
"Who are you?" A slightly familiar voice asked. Fire heart whirled around and instantly hugged Syrus.
SSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSSS!
"Ah, Jaden, help!"
No help for you.
Dark said casually as she walked by, hands in pockets.
Go away you stupid narrator!
I can't, I have to stay, deal with it.
…FFFFFFFFFFFFine. Where's Chazz?
"Um, in his room." Syrus said.
Thank you, your assistance is appreciated.
"Um, you're welcome?"
Don't worry; she's just weird like that. Now, I 'm can't wait to show you Cornelia, she's yugi moto's cousin (you know in the last chapter how I said cornelia was yugi's niece, well, I goofed, she's his cousin) only no one knows it and-
"Oh please help me."
Mean while, Dark was busy searching for Chazz.
Really wishing you'd go away.
Oh well, deal with it.
You can't tell me what to do! Cuz I can fire you, or have creonix take you out of the story. Oh creonix!
You tied her up, remember?
And for a good reason.
Any who, dark found Chazz's room and opened the door.
I know what I'm doing!
"Hey, who are you? What are you doing in here, and what-"
You need a hair cut. (Closes door and walks away)
That's it! You went looking for him just to tell him THAT?
Yep.
…you're insane, aren't you?
That's right.
You know, I'm really tempted to quit.
Oh please do, we'd all really wish you'd quit.
She's right!
Mah!
Now where was I? Oh yah, so after that-
You guys are cruel, you know that?
Yah, we know.
Mut mot mas mruel mas mlamers!
Huh?
She said not as cruel as flamers, and how can we even hear you when you're all the way down there! Oh, never mind.
…You're stupid!
Hey! Ok, time to meet the others; come on fire heart (drags fire heart away)
NO!SYRUS!
"AH! Jaden!"
(Walks over to creonix unties her, but ties the rope around her neck) Come on creonix.
Zane! (Tries to run off, but dark pulled the rope) Ow!
Hey look, there's Jaden.
JADEN!
Fire heart and creonix shouted.
Shut up!
They all-
SHUT UP!
"Um, hi, who are you, and have you seen Syrus?" Jaden asked.
Hiya Jaden!
I'm dark, destroyer of…things.
I'm fire heart, creator of…people (my ocs)
And I am creonix, creator of…ssssssssssstuff.
Why do you say it like that?
You're dumb
Shut up!
"Ok…..I'm gonna go find-"
Where is Zane!
No! You're not goin after him! Jaden, don't tell her.
"Ok…where's syrus?"
Syrus is mine!
"O….k….I'm, um, gonna go, um, do…stuff." (Runs off)
I'll never find Zane!
Which is a very good thing
Agreed
"Who are you?" Bastion asked.
Sweet!
I am-
"Never mind, I'd rather not know." He said, and then walked away.
………That was just cold.
I know.
Well that's what happens when you act like-
Shut up!
Fine
Now what?
How should I know?
Hey, I know, lets go-
Zane!
"Ack!"
Come back Zane! I'm your number one fan! (Chases after him)
…Well, that gets rid of her.
I feel so…so…empty without her.
Ok, what are you talking about?
I don't know!
…I don't know why I hang out with you guys.
Come on, let's go to some other place and leave creonix here, it'll save a lot of other guys a lot of pain.
Good idea…hey dark, how many guys does creonix like?
At least more than 30 anime guys, only two real ones.
That's…creepy.
Yah, I know. Good thing I don't like anyone.
What about Kai?
He doesn't count.
What'd you mean he doesn't count!
….I don't know…
You're dumb.
"Some one help me!" Zane cried as he ran past. As creonix ran past, dark grabbed her.
Come on, we're leaving.
So soon?
Yep.
What! We hardly did anything!
Exactly, let's go some where else, some where more…entertaining.
Like……avatar!
Exactly
ZUKO!
He's mine!
No, he's mine!
Can't I have him?
No!
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
Fine
SHUT UP!
FINE!
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AUTHORESSES NOTE: please tell me we did not just waist an entire chapter about nothing!
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything! I'm running out of ideas.
Well get some more! That was boring and pointless.
Sorry.
Ok, next chapter should be better…I hope.
PLEASE REVIEW! Oh yah, if you have ideas, GIVE THEM TO US! We need them!
We'll take anything, well, almost anything, and we'll even let you in a chapter of your favorite show (hast to be something we know though)
Yep, so please help us, I can't think of anything more.
Let's sing the water buffalo song!
NO!