authoresses note: Yay! update!
Yay us.
Yah...we're all so lame.
I know, that's why we're so great!
Just...just start the chapter.
Fire of the heart talking
Ravenforeverdark speaking
Creonix fire speaking
more than one of them talking at the same time.
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Chapter 5: Beyblade.
The-
Do NOT do the same thing you do at the begining of every chapter.
...Fine.
Good.
The point is, we're in the beyblade world.
YAY!
Kai is mine.
YO!
What?
I want Kai.
Fire heart, we went through this, I get Kai.
But I still want Kai.
Um, I want Kai too-
TOO BAD!
Fine (goes and sits in a corner)
Now, where were we?
I WANT KAI!
WELL I WANTED HIM FIRST!
NU-UH!
YAH-HUH! I knew about him WAY before you, so I have a claim on him!
Hey, I saw him-
Creonix, you're not included.
YAH, SHUT UP!
Face it, you have no chance at Kai.
(sniff) Fine(starts to cry) I GET BROOKLYN THEN!
Yah, whatever.
You can have him, we don't care.
You guys are so mean.
Fine, then I get Tala.
Tala's too good for you!
NU-UH!
YAH-HUH!
You get Kai, I get Tala, you can't have both! Got it?
FINE!
"That was easy" Said a strange, robotic voice, creepy sounding voice.
Who said that?
The two girls turned around and saw Creonix pressing one of them 'easy buttons' from staples.
SHUT UP NARRATOR!
Fine!
Where did you get that easy button?
I am Creonix, creator of...
Just say it.
Ok. I am Creonix, creator of stuff, there, STUFF! HAPPY?
Very.
Any who, yah, I create stuff.
Oh.
"That was easy."
Hehe.
"That was easy."
Hehe. (Creonix continues to press the easy button, then laugh)
Ok, that's just annoying.
Yah...lets get rid of it.
Lets.
(Dark walks over to creonix and sets the button on fire)
NO!(Creates another easy button and presses it)
"That was easy."
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
"Um, who are you guys, and what are you doing here?" The three girls turned around, only to see-
HIRO!HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Whacks creonix over the head) Breath Creonix, breath.
(Takes a deep breath) Ok...
You're good now?
Yah...HIRO!(Runs over and hugs him)
"Ack! Let go, who are you?"
I am creonix, creator of stuff, and you're hot."
Oh my gosh.
She did not just say that.
"Um...thanks, but uh, you're just a kid."
HEY!
"Whats going on here?" a familiar voice said to them.
As the three authore..
SHUT UP!
FINE YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO PICKEY. WHEN HELP COMES (cricket chirp)..what ever
Finally, its about time.
"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU PEOPLE!" Kai demanded.
he's so hot when he's angry. dark and fire heart said at the same time.
What, so you guys are aloud to say 'hot' but i can't?
We're older.
Yah. Children your age shouldn't speak that way.
...WHY DOES EVERYONE KEPP CALLING ME A CHILD!
Because you are one, child.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!" Kai yelled out.
KAI! Dark and Fire heart shouted as they ran towards Kai. But as they ran, fire heart shoved dark out of the way then dark shoved fire heart out of the way and so on and so forth.He tried to run away but they tackled him. meanwhile Creonix was sitting on the ground by Hiro's feet, drawing squiggly lines on the ground with her finger as Hiro ate popcorn glancing from Creonix, to dark, to fire heart, who had tackled kai.
"Hey, this is really good popcorn," hiro said with his mouth full. "Where'd you get it?"
I made it. creonix said sadly.
"Really?"
i'm creonix creator of stuff, I create stuff.
"wow. who are they?(points to dark and fire heart who where playing tug-o-war with kai, with kai as the rope)
That is my sister dark, destroyer of things
(hiro nearly chockes on popcorn)"destroyer?"
yup, and that is our friend fire heart creator of people.
"ceator of people?"
her oc's actually
"oc's?"
you wouldn't understand.
"LET ME GO!" Kai shouted.
yea fire heart remember you get Tala!
yea but tala's not here!
(Tala enters the room.) "What the heck is going on?" (fire heart stares at tala, dropes Kai and ran over to Tala and grabed him around the neck) "Get off me! who are you?"(fire lets out a fan girl squeel)
well now that that's over (pulls kai beside her)hi kai I'm dark, destroyer of things.
"so you can destroy things?"
yup
"Then destroy tyson!"
ok, its been a while since i destroyed someone.(kai lookes horrified) ummm that was a joke, unfortunately.
"rrrriiiiggghhhtttt"
come on kai lets go (pulls kai away)
Wait i need to show him Reikari (grabes tala and follows dark and kai)
Hiro looked around the room. Dark and fire heart had run off with Kai and Tala. The only people left were himslef, and Creonix, who was still sitting on the floor by his feet. "Want some pop corn?" He asked her.
No thanks, i don't like pop corn
"Ooookkkkkkkk." Creonix then pulled out her easy button and began to push it.
"That was easy."
Hehe
"That was easy."
Hehe.
"Ok..." hiro muttered. Just then, the door opened and some one walked in.
"Hey coach, have you seen-" Brooklyn began to say, but stopped when he saw Creonix. "Who's she?" Creonix looked up at him. A huge smile crossed her face as she stood up. "Um, are you ok?" Creonix began to walk towards him. "Um, could you stop looking at me like that, you're starting to scare me." Creonix continued to walk. 'Seriously, stop." Creonix's pace quickened. Brooklyn began to back away, then creonix began to run, and so brooklyn turned around and also began to run, only away from Creonix.
BROOKLYN!
"Ack" (screems like a girl) Coach, save me!" Brooklyn shouted. Hiro laughed as Creonix talked the red haired boy.
Ok, I am happy now! I LOVE YOU BROOKLYN!Yah, you're creepy sometimes, but you're still soooooooooooo cute!
"Um...thank you, please get off now."
No.
Then Ray came in. "Has anyone seen Kai...Oh(sees Creonix and Brooklyn) Um, maybe i'll come back-
RAY! (runs over and tackles ray) YAYS! I get Hiro, Brooklyn, AND Ray!YAY ME!
"Wait, you get me?" Hiro asked.
"AHHH!" Brooklyn screemed as he began to run away, but Creonix created a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG rope and tied it around Ray, around Hiro, and Brooklyn.
Yes, you three are all mine! Well, until i leave anyways.
"Huh, i don't even know who you are." Ray told her.
"That makes two of us." Brooklyn said as he tried to escape.
I am Creonix, creator of stuff.
"Cool, can you make me an invincible beyblade then so i can take over the world?" Brooklyn asked.
Ah, no.
"Darn."
SOME OTHER RANDOM PLACE
Ok, ok , ok, Kai, meet Reikari. A bright light appeared. When it disapeared, a girl with long brown hair was standing there.
"...Um, hello?" She asked, looking around.
It's not fair that your characters get to become real, but mine can't.
Haha.
"Who the heck is she?" Tala and Kai asked at the same time.
This is my character Reikari, she's becomes your girlfriend Kai!
"O.o Um, what was that last part again?" Kai asked.
"I become his what!" Reikari shouted.
His girlfriend!
NOT IN THIS WORLD! (Starts bouncing a fire ball up and down in her hand.)
"Woah!" Tala exclaimed. "Where'd you get the fire ball?"
How many times do i gotta say it? I am DARK DESTROYER OF THINGS! I DESTROY STUFF!
"Oh...can i leave now?" Tala asked.
NO! You cannot leave!
Yah, cuz you gotta stay with her, cuz i wanna stay with Kai!
"How about we all just leave and we're all happy?" Reikari asked.
You can leave, i don't want you here anyways.
Why are you so mean to my characters?
Because i'm the jelouse type!
That makes no sence.
Doesn't have to.
Fine, i'll go off with Tala now.
"Can i leave then?" Reikari asked.
(fire heart sighes) Fine. (Reikari leaves)
Told you your characters never stay long.
I thought Creonix told me that.
Oh..meh, one of us told ya.
Where is Creonix anyways?
Sulking with Hiro?
Suddenly, Creonix runs in dragging Hiro, Ray, and Brooklyn by the rope runs by.
"Help us!" They all shouted.
"From what?" Kai asked, actually glad that 'dark' hadn't tied him to a rope and wasn'tr dragging him around...yet.
From my crazy sister who has them tied to rope and is dragging them around.
"Wait," Tala said. "You mean that happy crazy girl is realted to you, 'Dark, destroyer of things'?"
Yep.
"..." Was both Kai and Tala's responce.
Ok, come on Tala, lets go! (Grabs Tala's arm and drags him away)
Well Kai, now it's just you and me.
"Oh no."
Come, we must find Miguel.
"Why?"
Because, as cool as you are...i don't know why we need him ,we just do, now come on.(drags Kai away)
"You're not going to try to tie me up?"
Of course not, you're too cool for that.
"Good, because if you did, i would have to...get rid of you...but maybe i should do that anyways."
Relax, i'm not like my sis, i don't like, constantly hug the anime guys i like and tell them how much i love them.
"Good."
SOME OTHER RANDOM PLACE
Ok, time to find Max.
"Why? You don't have enough people to torture?"
No, i just like max, not as much as Kai or you, but i still like him. (Creonix runs bye still pulling Ray, Hiro, and Brooklyn)
"I almost feel sorry for them."
Yah... Ok, lets find max. (Drags Tala some place else)
SOME OTHER RANDOM PLACE
"ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DRAG US AROUND ALL DAY!" Hiro shouted.
Maybe.
"Shoot me now." Brooklyn muttered.
"Kill me with you." Ray said.
Man, why are you guys so depressed?
"Why do you think!" Hiro shouted.
I dunno, why?
"...Never mind."
Sudenly, Creonix stoppded, resulting in her 'hostages' banging into each other and falling on the ground. "Now what?" Hiro asked irritebly.
"Well?" Ray asked.
...Time for a snack! (All the guys fall over anime style) Now, what shall i eat?...I know! Wait, no, to complicated...hm...I know! Italian pizza!
"You're going to share, right?" Brooklyn asked.
Of course i'm not. (Takes a bite out of the pizza she made) Mmmmm, it's delicious.
"And you're suppossed to love us?" Ray shouted.
More than you can imagine.
"Than why do you torture us?" Hiro asked.
Because, if i didn't tie you up, you'd all run away.
"What if we promised not to run away?" Ray asked.
Promise? Because i really do hate to torture you guys.
"We promise." They all said together. So Creonix untied them all, but as soon as she did, they all ran away.
"FREEDOM!" Brooklyn shouted.
WAIT!COME BACK!(Chases after them)
RANDOM PLACE
MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX! fire heart yelled out.
"why won't you let me go?" Tala asked REALLY annoyed like.
because your really cool and i want to see max and your gonna help me find him
"hmmmmmmm... no." tala replied
whatever but your still stuck with me.fire heart said smiling
"we'll see about that."tala said to himself
all of a sudden tala grabed fire hearts arm and kicked her in the leg. as fire heart dropped to the ground tala ran off.
NO COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE!
SOME OTHER RANDOM PLACE
As Dark and Kai walked through some random park place, they saw Tala run.
Hm...There goes Tala, and no Fire heart...WAIT, TALA, COME BACK!
Tala turned around and saw her. "ACK!" He screemed and continued to run.
Just then, Fire Heart ran,er, limped by. TALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK
"NO!" They heard Tala scream. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"
THAT HURT!
Wow.
"I'm glad that i didn't get stuck with her, or your wacko sister." Kai muttered. Just then, Hiro, Ray, and Brooklyn ran by, followed by Creonix.
YOU GUYS LIED TO ME!
"Run faster guys!" Brooklyn shouted to the others. "SHE'S GAINING!"
I should proably help them...
"Ok, bye." (Runs away)
Wait!...Fine, i have respect for you, and wont chase you.
Dark created a huge hole right infront of Creonix, and farther down, Fire heart, resulting in both of them falling in. Dark walked over to the the hole's and grabbed Creonix and Fire heart.
Come on guys, time to leave.
NO!
I didn't get to see max!
And i didn't get to huggle Hiro, Ray, and Brooklyn enough.
What are you talking about, you dragging them all over the place by a rope!
I know, but still...
Ok, lets go, maybe, MAYBE one day we can come bac-
YAY!
Lets go to Naruto!
How come you always get to say where we go next?
Because, i do.
Whatever.
Tev, lets just go.
KAKASHII!
ITACHI!
Um...GAARA!
Wait, i like Gaara too!
Well, you can't have both, so pick: Gaara or Kakashii.
Um, can i have Sasuke AND Itachi?
Yah, do what you want.
Um...I CAN'T DECIDE!
We'll decide when we get there.
Ok...
Yay, Itachi! hehehehehehehehehehe
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Authoreses note: Yay, that was fun!
Verily.
I can't wait fot the next chapter!
I know! ITACHI!
KAKASHII!
Wait, i thought you wanted Gaara.
Can't i have both?
NO! YOU CAN'T!
"That was easy."
hehehe.
HEY, YOU STOLE MY EASY BUTTON!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get over it.
"That was easy."