Authoresses note: Woo-hoo, an update!
And we just updated last week.
So make sure you all say thank you to fire heart.
Hi.
We're at her house…again!
GO READ MY STORY, I FINALLY HAVE ONE!
They'll do that later.
Yah, they're reading now.
Fine.
Creonix fire talking
Raven-foreverdark talking
Fire of the heart talking
All three, or just two talking
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Chapter 6: Naruto
The bright light disappeared, and when it did, the tree authoresses were in a dark forest.
Um, Lets just ignore the narrator and let her…it do …its job.
Agreed.
Now, where are we?
Forest of death…haha, death, death, death.
O.O Ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk……………………
Why did you say that three times?
Because I can.
Oh.
So, we're in the forest of death eh?
KAKASHI'S NOT HERE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh no! At least Neji here's!
Oh yay, we're soooooooooooooo happy.
Just make sure you guys don't hurt your self in your fits of happiness.
We'll try our best.
Wait, Gaara's here!
OH YAY!
Cool, but he's off killing people!
We know.
That's why we love him!
Hm, yah, that is why I love him. Just stay away from him right now, he might try to kill you guys.
Fine.
Wait, I can make a flame thrower!
Ooh, I can get Kamishi to protect me.
Yah, whatever, but now I'm off…ON A QUEST!
I'm afraid to ask, but what kind of quest?
The ITACHI QUEST!
Oh no.
Well, I'm off. Hey, I wonder if I can hop through trees and stuff?
Um………
(dark climbs up a tree and tries to jump to another branch but falls) Ow!…
Guess not.
Yo, get that kunai OUTA my face now, before I burn you!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" (Some random person runs past creonix and fire heart screaming)
Well, I'm off on my ITACHI QUEST!
Tev.
….Later guys. (runs away)
Now what?
We find Gaara! Just don't hurt him with your flame thrower.
Right. Wait, who gets him?
We'll share him.
Ok.
(sets off to find Gaara)
Oh we were walking through the woods one day,
Arg………
In the very merry month of May,
How do you know it's even May?
I was taken by surprise,
Kill me now.
And got poked in- (some random ninja jumps down from a tree with his kunai)
"Prepare to die!"
I didn't mean it literally!
There is only one thing to do in this type of predicament.
And what would that be?
…RUN! (Fire heart and creonix run away)
I think we- (bangs into someone)
"Watch where you're going!" a red haired boy shouted. A ninja who was apparently about to be killed by the boy ran off screaming. "Now look what you did."
G- g- g- g- g- g-
GAARA!
YAYS!
(Both girls hug Gaara)
"Stop it, get off!"
NO!
"Get off now before I kill you." He threatened.
I have a flame thrower! (creates flame thrower) Awesome, I've never seen a real flame thrower!
Don't kill us, we just want to huggle you.
Until you die!
"What?"
Wrong thing to say. YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE!
ACK! Not die, no, never die, I would never wish death upon someone (Gaara starts to walk towards them)
Why do you always gotta say stuff like that! WHY!
TT I'm sorry.
You should be!
(Gaara jumps at them, then all goes black)
SOME RANDOM PLACE IN THE FOREST.
Now, I wonder where I could find Itachi….wait….he's not in this forest, darnit! Now I need to get out of this forest, but I have no sense of direction, so I must find some one who will take me out, but who?
"Hey you!" a voice shouted, Dark turned around to find none other than…neji!
Oh hey neji! What's up?
He looked at her weirdly "uh, do I know you?"
Nope, I'm Dark, destroyer of things
He continued to look at her weirdly. "oookkkk, anyways, I can tell that you aren't part of this exam"
No duh
"In fact, you aren't even a ninja"
I know, now, can you get me out of the forest, I'm on my ITACHI QUEST!
"riiiight"
Yah, I am right
Neji was starting to get annoyed " I never said you weren't, and I can't get you out of the forest, my team mate is missing"
Yah, I know, he's helping Sakura
Neji looked surprised "really? How did you know this?"
Ummm, can't tell, sorry, but yah, he's used that 'forbidden attack' and he's going to lose, and it going to get weird and I haven't seen the other eps yet
"eps?"
Forget it, well, I must be off, later Neji, oh yah (hugs neji)
"ack! Get off me!"
Ok(gets off) well, cya (walks away)
Neji watched her as she walked away and said "that is one weird girl…"
Then Tenten came "whats going on Neji?" she asked
"some weird girl who isn't a ninja is in the forest and is trying to get out because she's on an 'Itachi quest' that's all."
Tenten looked confused, "whats an 'Itachi quest'?"
"No clue, lets go, lee's in trouble, he's helping one of those rookie squads"
"how did you know that?" tenten asked in shock
Neji started running "the girl told me"
Tenten shrugged and hurried to catch up.
(BACK WITH DARK)
I hope that I'm out of this forest soon
"And I hope that sasuke will join me soon" another voice said from behind her
ACK!
Dark turned around and behind her she found….
OROCHIMARU!
The snake like man seemed slightly confused "how do you know me? You don't appear to be from around here"
that's because I'm not, freak
He narrowed his eyes "you do realize" he said "that you are in now position to call me names, little girl"
And you should realize that I am always in a position to insult people, and I am only ummm….36 years younger than you….wow, you are old, no wonder you steal peoples faces
Orochimaru hissed, "silence girl, or I will kill you"
Not if I destroy you first, for I am DARK, destroyer of THINGS!
"bah, A pathetic weakling like you, as if" Orochimaru scoffed "I highly doubt it"
LIGHTNING!
A blot of lightning came down and struck the ground right in front of orochimaru
Next time, I won't miss
Orochimaru looked mildly impressed "intriguing, so you can summon lightning by calling it?
Noooooooooo I can destroy any thing, I don't have to say anything, so HA
"hmm, maybe I should make you my heir"
Naah, that's ok, I need to find Itachi, cya (starts to walk away)
Orochimaru looked surprised "You mean the only other living Uchiha? You do know that he's a criminal, right?"
You do know that you are too, right?
He smired. "you are quite perceptive, are you sure you won't join me?"
Oh yah, for good reasons too, one: you're ugly, two: I don't like you very much, but to tell the truth, I like you better than other people, three; you hurt sasuke, who I also love, but not as much as Itachi, and four: you're ugly, cya (walks away)
As she walked away, Orochimaru said "that is a very strange girl, it's a shame she won't join me…wait..did she just say she loves Itachi? And more importantly, DID SHE JUST CALL ME UGLY! GET BACK HERE YOU!
(BACK WITH DARK….AGAIN)
YAYS! I'm out of the forest, yay me! Now, to find Itachi…hmmm, hey lookie, a shark-type lookin guy. He looks kinda familiar, like I've seen him in screencaps or something..oh well, hey you! Do you know where the Akatsuki headquarters are? Umm, what are you gonna do with that stick, hey, don't swing that me! Ow….(blacks out)
(A WHILE LATER)
Ow, why does my head hurt? Oh yah, the shark dude knocked me out, that wasn't very nice…
"do you always talk to yourself?" a voice asked
Maybe, who are you(trails off) OH MY WORD! ITS YOU! ITACHI!
Itachi looked at her weirdly, "yah, its me, who are you and why were you looking for the Akatsuki headquarters?
Well, I wasn't really looking for that, I was looking for you…um, could you untie me?
Itachi glared at her suspiciously, "no, I can't, why were you looking for me? Are you part of ANBU?"
Nope, I'm not with anyone, you see, I'm dark, destroyer of things, and I have been on a quest for you!
"I know I'm gonna regret asking, but why?"
Cuz I like you, now untie me
Itachi was starting to look slightly freaked out, "what do you mean you like me?'
Wow, for some one so smart you ask a lot of questions
Now he glared, "Just answer the question"
Fine, you see, I think your hot, and your being evil is a bonus in my opinion, so I came here with my sister and a friend, they're off looking for the people they like, and I came here, and that's my story
"…you're weird"
I know
"…don't smile at me like that"
Ok -- hows that?
"now you're glaring at me"
Sheesh, you're picky, look, I'd love to stay, but I have to find the others, so(burns rope) cya
Itachi grabbed her arm, "oh no you don't, not until we find out your real plans"
Wow, you're touching me…this is a dream come true.. YAY ME!
Itachi let go immediately, "what is with you?
(hugs Itachi) well, I have to go now, byes(walk away) now, how to get back to the others….
(Some other place in the forest)
My feet hurt!
That the third time you told me that, get over it
But they really hurt I'm sittin down.
Fine(sits down)
Lets face it we've been like everywhere in this entire stupid forest we aren't gonna find Gaara again.
All of a sudden the two authoresses heard a large crash from far off
What the heck was that?
I don't know but lets go find out.
As the two authoresses ran to the crash they saw none other that….
GAARA
"what the…oh great not you two again." gaara said turning around only to be glomped by creonix and fire heart.
WE LOVE YOU GAARA
They both yelled out
"Get the heck off of me before I destroy you both!" he yelled.
Fine, no need to get snippy.
Yea, we where just hugging you.
"What ever.. Who are you guys? Answer! I've never seen you both around the chunin exams." he said.
Yea we aren't ninjas
WE'RE AUTHORESSES!
"what's an authoress?"
Don't worry about it you wouldn't understand
Oh I have to show you Kamishi she is your sensei. As a bright light appeared it quickly faded and a woman about in her twenties with brown hair and the hidden sand symbol bandana thing across her forehead. Gaara meet Kamishi, Kamishi meet Gaara.
"Um hi I guess?" Kamishi said awkwardly.
"she is not my sensei!"
Oh who is? Who is? Who is?
(hits creonix on the head) you can't ask him that it'll ruin the show, and I won't be able to make Kamishi his sensei in my story.
Ow, fine. But from now on only dark is allowed to hit me…..wait she hits harder than you.
"Sorry to interrupt this amusing conversation but can I go now? I don't like it here I'm more of a hot and dry person than a forest person." Kamishi spoke out.
Urgh fine you can go(a bright light appeared and Kamishi was gone)
Why do your characters leave so early? Its annoying
Who knows.. And speaking of characters where is Gaara!
The authoresses look around only to discover that Gaara had truly left them.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GAARA COME BACK!
Meanwhile behind them a bush started to shake as the two authoresses turned around dark fell out of the bush
There you guys are! I've been like everywhere in this stupid forest.
Hey sis, how was your ITACHI QUEST?
A success, how bout you guys did ya find Gaara?
Yea, twice but both times he left us.
Well, actually we ran from him the first time, but still.
Not surprised
Whats that supposed to mean?
Nothing, you guys wanna go to the next show?
Yea, lets get outta here
But where to next?
Um how bout Zatch bell?
Excellent
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Authoresses Note:
Well that was fun even if we did scare off gaara
Very, but we need to come back when kakashi is in it
YES BECAUSE I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ITACHI AGAIN!
Oh boy he's gonna be thrilled
He will won't he
Riiigggggggghhhhhhhhttttt
Ok peoples read and review and the we'll update
BYE