Authoresses note: Alrighty, new chapter. Yays.
FINALLY!
…I wanna write my story.
Shut up! You already wrote a chapter.
So?
Look, we're not all as lucky as fire heart who can update whenever she wants.
That's not true. I have school, and home work.
After the school and home work?
… Then I can update when ever I want.
I rest my case. Moving on, next chapter.
Raven-foreverdark talking
Creonix fire talking
Fire of the heart talking
More than one person talking at the same time
Chapter 7: Zatch bell
Brago! (runs off to find brago)
That was fast.
Mhm. (nods)
…I'm gonna go find people. Which people? Not sure yet, but I'm gonna go find people.
Wait, we're splitting up?
Yep, byes. (Walks away)
Ok then… Now, who shall I find? Oh well, mine as well find Zatch and Kyo.
With Creonix
Oh brago? (sigh) I bet he's still in that stupid snow place. Just then, she saw someone in all black with spiky black hair and a black cloak thing. BRAGO!
"Huh?" Brago turned around just in time to see Creonix tackle him. "Ah, Sherry, help me! A momodo is attacking me!" But Sherry didn't come. "Wait a minuet, what am I doing? I can take care of this pathetic thing myself."
I love you Brago!
"What?
I love you Brago!
"…Who the heck are you! Get off me!"
Creonix had finally learned that tying her loves up with ropes wasn't a good thing, so she got off.
"You're not a momodo are you?" Brago asked.
Nope, I am creonix, creator of (looks around) stuuuuuuuu-
(Fire heart runs over from no where) Stop saying it like that! (Then runs away)
FINE! I'm Creonix, creator of stuff, I create stuff. I'm an authoress, I write. I have authoress's powers that allow me to create stuff, which is why I am called Creonix, creator of stuff, for I create stuff. (Takes a deep breath) Wow, that was long.
Brago stared at her like she was crazy. "Who are you?"
ARG! I just told you! I'm Creonix, creator of stuff, I create stuff. I'm an authoress, I write. I have authoress's powers that allow me to create stuff, which is why I am called Creonix, creator of stuff, for I create stuff. (Takes another deep breath) Wow, that was still long. Don't make me say that again.
Just then, Sherry ran over. "Brago, what's going? Who's she?"
"Some crazy girls who claims she an 'authoress'" Brago explained.
But I AM an authoress.
"Is she a momodo?" Sherry asked?
"She said she wasn't, and I don't think she is, unless she's one of those really stupid ones."
HEY!
"Then let's go." So Sherry and Brago left.
Man, why do I always fall for the anti-social jerks?... time to find Eido!
With Fire of the heart
Well, this should be Kyo's house. Hope he's home.
Then, Suzie came. "Hi, who are you?" She asked.
Oh great, it's you. Darn it, I don't have a character for this show, darn.
"Um, are you feeling ok?"
I'd feel a lot better if you STOPED BOTHERING KYO! Seriously.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaa…" Suzie just stood there.
Now, is Kyo and Zatch home?
Suzie didn't answer. She just stood there.
Guess I'll just have to see for my self. Fire heart walked up to the door and knocked. After a short pause, it opened, to reveal a tiny boy.
"Hi, who are you?"
Hi Zatch, wow, you're so cute, can I come in?
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh sure!"
Cool. Where's Kyo?
"In his room, hey. Hey, how do you know our names?"
I just do.
"Ok, come on, Kyo's room is up here." So Zatch led Fire heart to Kyo's room. "Hi Kyo, we have a guest."
"Who it is?" Kyo asked.
"No idea."
Kyo fell off the chair. "Oh brilliant Zatch, you let a total stranger into our house!"
"Yep."
"Zatch, he" (looks at fire heart) "she could be a momodo."
"But Kyo, she's tall."
I'm not a momodo, I'm human.
"See Kyo, she's nice!"
"Yah but, she could HAVE momodo."
"Ooooooooooooooh."
I don't have a momodo. I don't even have a character for this place!
The two boys stared at her. "Huh-" Kyo began.
Never mind.
"So what's you name?" Zatch asked happily.
Fire of the heart.
"Ooooooooooooook." Kyo said. "That's a weird name."
Pht, speak for yourself. Besides, it's not my real name, it's my pen name.
"Then what's your real name?" Zatch asked.
I can't tell you that.
"Why not?"
Because I can't.
"Why not?"
Ugh.
With dark.
I wonder where Eido is.
Eido is mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Creonix shouted as she ran past Dark.
I DON'T THINK SO TWERP!
So yah, this whole war thing started as the two girls ran around the city, trying to find Eido.
I know, I shall use my wind power to fly, like eido.
Dark created a huge ball of wind, but only ended up destroying a building.
You can only destroy stuff, remember?
Fine, than I'll just have to get rid of you! (Shoots a fire ball at creonix)
ACK! ( Creates one of those fighter plane things from like, a LONG time ago with the guns on the plane and stuff and starts flying around, trying to shoot dark, who reples the bullets back with air and stuff)
Fire heart, Zatch, and Kyo walked out side. They were giving fire heart a tore of the city, when they saw the flames and explosions in the city.
"What's going on?" Zatch asked.
"Must be a momodo."
No, it's worse.
"Worse?"
Yah, look. Fire heart pointed to the fighter pilot.
Creonix was flying around in her little plane. She even had the dorky goggles on and the scarf. You're going down sista!
No, you are, sista!
So the war continued.
You guys can zap them anythime you want too.
"Won't they get mad?" Kyo asked.
Oh yah, they'll be mad, but who cares.
"Um, I do."
Wimp.
"But Kyo, they're destroying the city."
"What are they fighting about anyways?"
Who knows. Probably Eido or something.
"Eido?"
Yah, they're huge Eido fans. See the little flag on the back of Creonix's jet thing that says "I love you Eido, please come out so I can huggle you."
Zatch and Kyo stood in shock.
Get down here you retard!
I am NOT a retard!
Fine, you narutard!
Oh, I likeies the sound of that.
(Dark creates a big fire ball and hits the back of Creonix's air craft)
Hey, no fair! You cheated.
No, you just get distracted to easily.
Fine. (Fixs the back end) You're going DOWN! Oh hey, I sounded like Eido.
Some one as lame as you could never sound like some one as cool as Eido!
(gasps) What did you say?
I said-
No, I heard you; it's a figure of speech.
I know, but I just wanna say it again. So I will. Some one as lame as you could never sound like some one as cool as Eido!
Ok, that's it! PREPARE TO DIE!
This is getting way out of hand. Lightning bolt please?
"Ok, here goes. ZAKER!" Kyo shouted. He shot two. The first hit Creonix dead on, the next hit dark. Both fell to the ground.
Ooooooooooow.
Now you know how it feels when YOU hit ME with one of YOUR lightning bolts.
Shut…up.
Make me punk!
FINE, I WILL!
Ok, we need to go. Bye guys.
"Uh, bye." Kyo said, staring at the destroyed buildings.
"Bye Fire heart, come back soon!" Zatch said enthusiastically.
Ok guys, time to go home.
But, but, but,
We haven't seen Eido.
Oh well. (Grabs the remote) Let's just go to the next world.
Hey! That's MY remote!
Well, obviously you're not responsible enough to handle such power.
YES I AM!
No, you're not, now come on.
GIMMIE!
(Tries to grab remote) Hey, give it back!
NEVER!
Uh, guys, I don't thinks that's such a good-
Just as creonix said this, fire heart and dark pressed a button, a button that they never should have pressed. Everything went black and swirly.
Ooooooooooooh, pretty
It was pretty, but dark and fire heart were too busy to notice. Sudenly, the blackness disappeared, and the three authoresses were in some strange place, a happy looking place, not an anime place, but a real world looking type place. The two girls stopped fighting over the remote.
I know this place.
Yah, it gives me this…creepy feeling.
Yah, like some horrible monster lives here in all the happiness and flowers…and the funky looking butterflies.
Yah, like he lives in that funky looking school over there.
Or that funky tree house with the funky squirrel and purple bird with the weird eyes looking at us.
What kind of evil lives here?
Suddenly, a huge shadow formed over them. It was enormous. The three girls gasped as they saw who it was.
To be continued.
HOLD IT! What's going on?
Haha, just kidding.
Creonix, never joke around like that. Some people could have really thought it was a cliff hanger.
Ok, ok, I'm just trying to add more tension.
There's enough tension, get on with the chapter.
Fine, fine.
The huge monster opened his mouth, then said: "I love you,"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"You love me,"
NO, WE DON'T!
"We're a happy family,"
Bang. A bullet was shot right passed his head.
Go to hell!
Creonix!
What, I hate him!
"Whoa, little girl, you should put that gun down, it's dangerous."
I KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS YOU FREAK, WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE IT! AND NEVER CALL ME LITTLE GIRL! (Starts to shut the gun like a maniac, causing Barney to run around.) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Click Darn it, I ran out of bullets. (Creates more) There we go. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
O.O Ah, creonix,
You wanna sing a song, I'll sing you a song! I HATE YOU! YOU HATE ME! LETS GET TO TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY, WITH A, um, something, something, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shall we help her?
Lets. Ok fire heart, create someone.
I can't
Why not?
I DON'T WATCH BARNEY!
Oh well, think up something real quick.
Fine, give me a sec.
Fire heart sat down Indian style. She started mumbling some weird stuff. Creonix stopped shooting for a minuet to ask: What's she doing? Dark shrugged. Creonix shrugged and continued with her shooting. Suddenly, a giant purple and red monster appeared with LARGE gnashing teeth.
What is it?
It's the Barney destroyer.
It's beautiful.
Ok Barney destroyer, do your thing.
"I love you, you love me-" Zmp. All that was left was a pile of ashes.
Wow.
(sniff) I love you Barney destroyer. Fire heart said as she hugged the huge beast.
Come on; let's get out of here before baby bop and BJ come, or worse, those stupid, idiotic kids that look like they're 12, but act like they're 2.
Yah, so where too.
Rave master of course.
What joy. What's this show again?
You'll see.
MUSICA IS MINE!
Authoresses note: Ok, that's done.
Please review.
Next up, rave master!