Authoresses note: woo- hoo! Update!
AWESOME!
Lets go already.
Fine.
Dark-destroyer of things talking
Creonix fire talking.
Fire of the heart talking
More than one of the people typing
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Chapter 8: Rave master.
We're in rave master peoples!
Cool, too bad I dunno what the this show is.
It's a cool show, trust me.
Hold on people, we have a very important thing to do.
Oh, oh, bring timber fox, who is now known as perfectly insane.
Exactly.
Oh cool.
Yes. Ok, we just press this little button here…
A big shinny light appeared.
Just ignore the narrator.
I heard that.
She knows that.
ANYWAYS! A big shiny light appeared, and when it disappeared a girl was there.
Yay, timber fox, er, perfectly insane!…we must have a way for you to speak.
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Perfectly insane talking
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Yay, hi guys, so we're in rave master world?
Indeed we are, indeed we are.
Sweet. Where's musica?
MINE! (Runs to find musica)
NO!
Oh well, you said you liked Haru.
True, but I still like musica.
Creonix! come back! I need you to make me a lap top!
Yah, and you need to make me an awesomely cool scooter thing so I can search for the people I like cuz they're not traveling with the guys you like!
(creonix runs back)
Fine. (very out of breath. Creates dark a scooter and fire heart a lap top)
Cool.
Awesome! To bad I can't take it back to the real world. Oh well, at least I can update my story in peace.
What about me!
Oh, right. Kirby the perfectly insane who was once called timber fox, you may travel with Creonix.
Musica is MINE.
Not if I get to him first.
You won't
Yeah I will!
No you won't!
Yeah I will!
NO YOU-
CREONIX! SHUT UP!
Yeah, I mean, you two are being annoying already, at least wait until I'm gone
….fine
Whatever
And with that creonix and Kirby ride away on the scooter
I'M DRIVING!
BUT I WANNA DRIVE!
NO! (creates black trench coat with black sunglasses)
….I want sunglasses too….
Fine(creates sunglasses for Kirby) gosh (sounds like napoleon dynamite)
Yays, lets go!
Yeah!
And finally creonix and Kirby were gone
Its about time
Yah
Well, later fire heart, I'm off on another quest, not as glorious as my ITACHI QUEST but still very cool
I'm not even gonna ask
Good, bye(rides off on motorized scooter)
OH FINE JUST LEAVE ME!
Hmm, I hear fire heart talking, but I have no clue what she's saying, oh well.
grrrr, they always leave me, whatever, I can finally write my stories in peace(opens laptop and starts typing)
"And what would a beautiful young lady like yourself be doing all the way out here with no one to protect her?" a new, annoying, voice asked.
Fire heart looked up in annoyance
Yah, what the narrator said, now beat it, I'm busy, and you guys are ugly
It was true, the three men that stood before fire heart were ugly, and they had ginormus butts
"boss, the person that talks that be can't see is mean." the fat one moaned
Yay narrator, for once, I like you
Uh, thanks, I think..
"look here missy, you don't know who you're dealing with" the 'boss' of the group said
Oh really? I'm dealing with ugly guys with big butts, I think I know what I'm up against, plus, I just don't care
"grrr, we are THE BIG BUTT BANDITS!"
What kind of name is that? Do you steal peoples butts or something?
The bandits just stared at her
Never mind, I don't wanna know,. Now get lost already
"sniff, fine you big meanie, we don't like you anyways."
the three 'bandits' walked away
Yeah, you better walk away! Finally, quiet.
WITH CREONIX AND KIRBY
Are we there yet?
No! stop asking!
Haha, are we there yet?
Grrr, do you wanna walk? Do ya punk?
…did you just call me a punk?
Yah
Oh, ok, I couldn't hear you
Uuhg, tev, and no ,we aren't there
When will we be there
You are really starting to annoy me
Hehe, cool, so when will we be there?
When we find haru and musica
Aaah…..MUSICA ISH MINE!
NO HE'S NOT! (stops scooter)
YES HE IS!
NO!
"hey look musica, these girls are arguing over you, do you know them?
Creonix and Kirby whirled around to find Ellie, Haru, Griff, Plue, Let, that…penguin thing, and the one and only Musica.
MUSICA! (creonix and Kirby glomp him)
"Ack!"
Musica falls on the ground as the two girls hug him, haru started laughing hysterically
"help me!"
Musica shouted at them, but Haru was to busy laughing, Ellie was staring at the sky trying to figure out where the voice, AKA me, was coming from, and Let just didn't want to help him because he's Let, and Griff, plue and the penguin guy wouldn't be much help
"hey! Why don't I have a name?"
Because the authoresses don't know your name, sorry
"oh"
"hey guys, I really could use some help here!" Musica yelled again, creonix and Kirby were playing tug-o-war with him
Alright Kirby, musica is mine, so get off!
Never! You get off
"look, ladies, I'm flattered, but you need to let go of me" Musica told them, they didn't listen of course
NO! YOU CAN HAVE HARU!
"NOOOOO"
Ellie hugged Haru, everyone looked at her weirdly, well, except creonix who made an 'awww' sound, and then everyone looked weirdly at her
Quite looking at me, gosh (sounds like napoleon dynamite again)
Finally Let came over and whacked the two of them on the head
Owwww, what was that for?
Freak
Yeah, stupid alligator
Let twitched, not a good sign
"I AM A DRAGON! DO YOU HEAR ME? DRAGON, NOT AN ALLIGATOR, NOT A LIZARD, A DRAGON!"
Dude,you don't have to yell, we're right here
Yeah, I think you busted my ear drum
"GOOD!"
You're mean
Yah
We don't like you
"I don't care."
Fine
"fine."
Fi-
Wait, we can't do that, it's dark and fire heart's thing
Oh, ok then
"and you two call me a freak"
Yeah, we do
Cuz you are
"…..I give up." let walks back over to Haru and Ellie, who is still hugging Haru
Is she still hugging him?
Yeah, cute isn't it
"uuuh, ellie? You can let go now." Haru told her, blushing
"oh, um, ok" Ellie let go. Also blushing
Aww, that is so cute
Yeah,. She's lucky, haru rocks
Yeah, but now we have to share musica…
Yeah….
HE'S MINE!
WITH DARK
Dark was driving her little scooter through the desert, on her quest
Dude, I know what I'm doing, sheesh
I know that you know, I just have to tell the people reading this
….people read this?
I dunno, I guess
Ok then
Then dark came to came to a very large building, like a castle really
Oooh, ominous, I will visit this castle place, and see who inhabits it
So Dark drove her scooter towards the castle, but when she got to the entrance, she found an obstacle
Darn theses stairs, oh well, bye bye nuisances (blasts stairs into ruble) there, now I can go in(drives up ruble, but is stopped by guards) oh crud it
"trespasser, you are under arrest, you will now be taken to the shadow master and he will pass judgment on you"
Fore what? Blowing up a couple of steps, geez, you people are…..wait, did you say the shadow master?
"yes"
…..ok! Lets go!
"if you do not cooperate, wait, oh, ok, lets go"
So Dark followed the guards in and they took her to the throne room
Ok, I've followed you guys here, now what?
"now I will sentence you to whatever sentence I think necessary" another voice said from the throne
LUCIA! ITS YOU, YAYS! MY QUEST IS A SUCSESS!
The shadow master looked at her blankly
"Do I know you?"
Nope
"Ok, I think you're crazy"
Actually, I'm carzy
"…..riiiight, guards, take the girl to the dungeons and leave her there for a very long time" Lucia commanded. As the guards moved to take her away, Dark shot lightning at them
Stay back, I won't miss next time
The guards stopped were they were and looked at Lucia for their next command. The shadow master stepped down from the throne and went down and stood across from dark
"If you are here for a fight, it will be your last" he told her with a mocking smile
Well I'm not here for a fight
He watched her suspiciously
"how do I know that I can trust you?"
You trust people?
He laughed at this
"no, actually, I don't, who are you?"
I'm dark, destroyer of things
"are you a mercenary?"
Nope, I'm an authoress
"well then, authoress, tell me a story." Lucia told her with one of those evil smirks
I'm an authoress, not a story teller
The evil smirk got a bit bigger
"what makes you think I care?"
Dude, that was my line, but I'll let you use it this time
"just start the story before I get angry, and you don't want to see me angry."
Oh…ok, I'll be right back , I have to get some equipment (runs outside and gets on scooter and drives away)
"uh, sire, should we go after her?" one of the guards asked. Lucia smirked again.
"no need, I have a feeling she'll be back."
"if you say so sire."
"I do."
Then Dark ran back into the room with a lot of stuff in her arms
Hey, I be back now, I had to get some stuff for the story
"correct me if I'm wrong,"
Won't I get killed or something for that?
"quite you only need your mouth for telling stories?"
Yes well…this one is special, plus, I'm an authoress, not a story teller
"just tell your story"
Ok, I need to set up all my multimedia stuff
"isn't that a bed sheet?"
….maybe, but this is a slide projector, so I have some cool stuff
"riiight, get on with it."
Okie dokie
"….don't ever say that again."
Right, anyways (shows picture of a woman) this is the story of a suburban housewife(goes to picture of a vacuum cleaner) this is all she's ever known, her one true friend(goes to picture of a woman and a man and two kids) no comment
"wait, why is there no comment for that one?" one of the guards asked
Because its kinda obvious what it is, moving on (shows a picture of paper towels) one day while buying cleaning products as usually, the woman won a sweepstakes(goes to slide of a pyramid looking thing) its turns out that she won an all expense paid trip for one to Mexico(changes to picture of shoes) then she decided to go north to buy (puts on napoleon dynamite voice) some sweet steppers
"what are steppers?" the guard asked again
Shoes you idiot, shoes, now shut up
"sorry."
You should be, anywho (changes to picture of a train) but on the way there the train tipped over and fell into the Atlantic ocean and drifted all the way to Africa(goes to picture of elephants) while in Africa she decided to hunt some elephants(changes to picture of soup) and she made some delicious elephant soup. (changes to picture of guy with surfboard) Also while there she meet a guy called(makes weird clicking sounds with tongue) which translates to Fabio, he loved to surf.
"um,. What is an elephant? And where's Africa?"
Uhg, you again, an elephant is an animal, and Africa is a continent where elephants live, now SHUT UP!
"sorry, sorry."
Gosh, ok, so Fabio loved to surf, but one day he was attacked by a gray creature of the see, called the ginorius biticus, AKA, a shark, and a shark is an animal that lives in water and it bits people, (changes to picture of a Band-Aid box) so she gave him some band aids (goes to picture of building) this is the hospital she took him to, he's still recovering (goes to picture of Christmas tree) then she realized that it was Christmas time so she headed home and brought some of the delicious elephant soup back with her. (goes to picture of a bedroom) when she got him she was so tired that she went to bed right away, but there was something in her bed, it was…this(picture of a really ugly monkey comes up)
"AAAAH!" all the guards screamed
I know, but yeah, the end
"that's all?" Lucia asked, looking at Dark weirdly
Yep
"….you are insane."
Aw, thanks, well its been awesome hanging with you guys, but I have to go now, byes(walks out of room)
"sire, should we get her this time?"
"…no, that girl is not a normal human, I wonder if she even is human."
Dark was driving along the desert, then a person appeared in front of her, but she didn't see him because she ran over him, then she noticed him
Oh my word! (get of scooter and runs over to the person) I am so sorry, SIEG! ITS YOU! I AM SO SORRY!(hugs Sieg)
"…ow, who are you?" he asked as he tried to get up, but couldn't because Dark was hugging him
(lets go of Sieg) sorry I knocked you over, I have to go, cya (get on scooter drives away)
"…..what the heck?"
WITH FIRE HEART
Yay, my story is coming along great, but I wonder where the others are
Hey fire heart
Dark came up on her scooter
Hey, where were you?
Telling stories about suburban house wives to an evil hot guy and running hot guys with blue hair over
….I don't even wanna know, where are Kirby and Creonix?
(points to the two girls who are tied up on the back of the scooter) I had to pick them up
FLASHBACK
He's mine!
No, he's mine!
MINE!
MINE!
Creonix and Kirby were still pulling on Musica, then Dark came up on her scooter, got off quickly, tied them up with some random rope, and put them on the scooter
Sorry 'bout this, they won't cause you any trouble for a while, well, cya
Dark got on the scooter and drove away, with Kirby and creonix trying to wave
"well, the fun had to end sometime." Haru commented
"What are you talking about? Those girls could have killed me!" Musica shouted
"no they wouldn't, they like you too much" Ellie told him. Everyone but musica laughed.
END FALSH BACK
…..why did I even ask?
I dunno, well, time to go
Bye Kirby, it was awesome fighting over Musica with you
Totally, we'll have to do it again some time
Yeppers
The two gave each other a thumbs up
When did they become best friends?
No clue, weren't they fight the whole time?
Yah, whatever, well Kirby, twas awesome, we'll cya later
Yeah, byes
Bye
Cya guys
There was a shiny light as Dark pressed a button and Kirby diapeared
That was awesome hanging out with Kirby
Totally
Yeah, were are we going next?
IGPX!
Yay!
Why not, lets go!
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Authoresses note: well, there ya go
Yah, I hope that we got you in character Kirby
I can't wait til we go to IGPX
CUNNINGHAM IS MINE!
Whatever creonix
Are we gonna get to race?
We'll have to wait to find out
Ok guys, hope you liked that chappie, please review and all that good stuff
byes