WE HAVE REATUREND!
FINALLY!
Seriously, why did we stop for so long again?
No idea.
Nice
But that's beside the point let's get on with the story already!
Fine
Creonix fire talking
Dark talking
Fire heart talking
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Chapter 10: Kingdom hearts
Where are we?
We appear to be in some sort of…space ship…
In outer space
Wait, if we're in kingdom hearts, wasn't it called inner space?
I think so…
Wait, how can there be inner space?
…There just is.
…Whatever. What is this place?
Kingdom hearts…I think…
Ooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…..
Yah, it like, the awesome game EVER!!!!!
Totally.
So, we're in 'inner space' …where do we go?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yes?
Lets revive organization XIII!!!!!
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
Huh?
Remember all those awesome hot guys we showed you that are in the awesome black robes?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
They are organization XIII...unfortunately they all kinda died in the 2 game….
Evil Sora…HE SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But we still love Sora.
Huh? Oh yes. We still love Sora, we're just mad at him a little.
…Ok. Lets just do this already.
YOSH!
Huh?
It mean 'alright.'
YOSH!
…Ok.
Uuuuuuuuuum…oh, lets land there!
Good plan!
Uh, guys, one question.
Yah?
How do we drive the ship?
The three authoresses looked at each other, then at the intricate switches and such.
I thought we got rid of the narrator?
Yah, I thought we did too…
Guys, focus!
Right, sorry.
Um, um, um…I shall attempt to drive!
So Creonix fire sat in the drivers seat.
Ok, um…this is the steering wheel…I think…And, uh, this is the brakes…
Creonix pressed one of the levers by her feet. The ship immediately went zooming forward.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUSH THE OTHER LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUSH THE OTHER LEVER CREONIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, um, um….
Creonix…less than quickly slammed her foot on the other switch…lever thing and the ship came to a sudden halt. The three authoresses slammed into the window.
Well….at least now we know which one's the brake and the accelerator.
Fire heart and Dark glared at her.
Move over, I'm driving.
Why you?
Cuz I'm the one that's closest to getting my license!
Good point.
Creonix moved over and let Fire heart sit down.
Ok, now how do you get this thing to go?…
2 HOURS LATER
Oh shut up! It has not been 2 hours!
Actually it's been 1 hour and 58...59...2 hours…1 second…2, 3, 4,
How do you know that?
Um, (points to watch)
Where'd you get a watch?
Uh, Creonix, Creator of stuff, remember? Hasn't been that long.
…Whatever. Fire heart, it's taken you 2 hours to go about 10 feet forward.
SHUT UP! I've never driven, and I'm not used to this ship!
I've never driven, and I'm not used to it.
Exactly why we nearly all got concussions from slamming into the windshield.
…
Though it did get us closer….
Hey, I'm trying!
Ok, I'm driving!
2 SECONDS LATER
Ow….
Wow dark, I can't believed you actually crashed the ship.
Hey, at least I got us somewhere!
At least I didn't crash!
But you didn't go anywhere!
Oh, I went somewhere AND is didn't crash!
…but you nearly gave us concussions!
… well, now that we're on the planet…thing, can we just revive organization XIII?
Fine, fine, but first we gotta recreate the world that never was.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…
Oh yah! Ok um…ok, I shall create a teleporting device to take us there!
WAIT!!!!! Why didn't you just do that before?!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?
…Because you never asked for one, aho's.
Just…just create the device.
Ok, ok.
So Creonix created the teleported device, which took herself, Fire heart, and Dark to the world that never was…which had been destroyed so now it was just black empty space.
I thought It was inner space?
Um, no, that's like, the thing we travel through…in…the point is, this used to be a world, so it's technically not inner space.. It's just…empty space…
This game is weird…
Uh, Dark, how do I create the world that never was?
Simple, you create a device that will re-create the world.
Oh…ok, I shall try.
Creonix sat down Indian style and began to hum. Fire heart and Dark glanced at each other. Then, a large door like thing appeared in front of Creonix.
Ok, that should do it.
…How does it work?
No clue.
But she opened the door regardless. As it opened, a bright light surrounded them. When it cleared, they were standing in a dark ally.
I'm guessing this is the 'world that never was'?
Yup.
Awesome! Ok, lets go find the organization XII hideout, then bring them back!
YOSH!
The three girls ran off. They finally found a building. Creonix created another device to make it look like that giant room with all the chairs and stuff that was so bright it nearly burned your eyeballs outa your sockets. Anywho-
YO! If you wanna keep you job, you DO NOT use OUR words! 'Any who' is MY word, got that???!!!
Uh…yah…
Ok, now all we need is the members.
Right, we better hurry cuz I'm running out of juice…speaking of which,(creates a juice box) Yum, juice.
Riiiight
Moving on, just make the thing and get them here
K
Oh, hang on, make us some nifty black robes first
Oh! Okie, here we go(makes black robes)
Hmm, I guess this'll do
Nice work
Thankies, and now I shall revive the organization!
Creonix made one more device, there was yet another bright light(I swear, its like these girls are obsessed with bright lights or-
Just get on with it!!!!!
…right…sorry, anyway, after the bright light faded, 11 black robed figure were standing there
Wait, 11? There should be 12, right Dark?
Yeah, what the heck happened?
Maybe Creonix's power ran out or something
This is no time for jokes baka!!
No wait fire heart, the narrator might be onto something, Creonix did say she was running low on juice
Speaking of which(makes another juice box) yum, juice
….that's getting old Creonix
Yeah baka
Hey! Don't blame me, I'm thirsty!! I don't see you guys doing anything
…tev, moving on
The three girls turned to face the 11 members of the organization. A blue haired one with a cross shaped scar spoke up first.
"Who are you, and how did we get here?"
SAIX!!!!!(glomps Saix)
"…remove your person from my being"
No
Creonix get off him, we still have to introduce ourselves and get some other important business done
Oh fine
Creonix went back over to stand next to Dark and Fire heart
"Hmm, I don't remember the ceiling talking before." Axel commented
Sorry, it's the narrator, we've tried to kill it but its no use, it always comes back
AXEL!!!!!!!
"um, hello, do I know you?"
I'm Creonix fire, Creator of stuff!
"um, nice to meet you? I'm Axel, got it memorized?"
Oh don't worry, I've had it memorized for a long time
"Axel, that gets old very quickly" an older looking man with long hair told him
"Darn it, what are you doing here Vexen?"
"I haven't the faintest idea, but now I'll be able to get revenge." the two nobodies got ready to fight, but they were interrupted by one of their larger companions.
"this isn't the time you two, we have more pressing matters at hand." Lexaeus told them.
"Lexaeus is correct, we must first determine why we have been brought back." a man with silver hair that hung in front of one of his eyes agreed.
ZEXON!!!!(glomps Zexion)
"…get off me…now."
Right…sorry….
I am incredibly confused, can we just get to the point!!!!
Rightahem greetings, I am Dark, Destroyer of things, this is fire heart, creator of people.
Uh, hello people I don't know at all
And as you may have heard, that is Creonix, Creator of stuff
Hi! I'm the one that brought you all back!
"…You did?" Saix inquired.
Yup, yup, that I did.
"Uh…why thank you then." Axel said.
Your most very welcome.
"Hold on a minuet, we have a problem." Xaldin said, looking at the group of people around him. "Xenmas isn't here."
Dark whacked Creonix over the head.
"There's that voice again." Axel said in wonderment.
What was that for?
YOU FORGOT XENMAS AHO!
I didn't forget him! I ran outa juice remember? He must not have gotten through the portal.
What portal?
In the machine I made, there was a portal from land of departed nobodies to here.
The land of…
"Departed nobodies?" Zexion asked.
Yah, don't mind her, she just makes up words and stuff when she can't think of real ones.
HEY!
…Ok.
"So, you ladies brought us back?" Xigbar asked, scratching his chin.
No, I brought you back.
Yah, well I thought of the idea.
Uh, we BOTH thought of the idea.
Stop taking all the credit!
I'm not!
Yah you are!
Nu-uh!!
"Um, what about Xenmas?" Luxord asked.
What about him?!
"We kinda need a leader." Demyx explained.
Oh! Demyx, I forgot about you!
You forgot about him!?
NO!! Like, not forgot, like, I didn't see him. I mean, there's a lot of people here.
Uh, what about me?
What about you?
…Just…you're ignoring me….
"Join the club." Larxene told her, her arms crossed.
Ew, it's larxene.
While I respect her evilness and cruelty, I still don't like her. Why couldn't you have forgotten her instead of Xenmas?
I didn't forget Xenmas! I ran out of juice before he got here.
….Whatever.
"What about our leader?" Marluxia asked, also annoyed for being ignored.
…I'll be leader!
Everyone looked at her weirdly.
Absolutely not!
"I agree with her." Zexion admitted.
gasp He agrees with me…wow, this is so awesome.
"Um…" Was all Zexion could say.
No seriously, I should be leader, I mean, I brought you all back.
You created a machine to bring them back that didn't even work.
Hey! I had to make a machine to bring back the world, AND this room, not to mention my juice.
I'm so bored.
Ok, we'll settle this the old fashioned way then.
And what would that be?
Jaken.
Huh?
All the organization members leaned in, wondering what this was.
Rock paper scissors.
Everyone fell over anime style.
Let's do it.
Let's
Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
Dark had scissors, Creonix had rock.
HA-HA! Rock beats scissors.
Oh man.
WOO-HOO!!!!
"Wait, so then she's-" Saix began, in uttermost shock.
"The superior…" Xaldin finished. Everyone stared at the ecstatic girl.
"We're all going to die." Zexion commented.
"Hey, it could be fun." Axel suggested, shrugging. Everyone looked at him, then at the girl.
Oh yah, oh yah, it's my…un- birthday, it's my um- birthday!
"You were saying?" Larxene said, raising an eyebrow.
"I kinda like her." Demyx admitted. "I think she'll lighten up the place."
"True, she's got spunk." Xigbar agreed.
Oh yah! We're like, officially organization members!
But wait, there's 14 of us, there can only be 13. Someone has to leave.
I vote Larxene, even though I do respect her evilness.
"Hey!" She shouted, glaring at the new superior.
Whose gonna leave?
Everyone looked at Fire heart.
What?
Shun the non believers.
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
"O.o" was the expression on everyone's face. Even Saix's, the normally emotionless psychopath.
Don't ask.
Shuuuuuuuuuu- ok, that's enough.
Agreed. Time to shun fire heart.
Wait, what do you mean by 'shun'?
(smirks evilly)
XXXXXXXXXXX
Sorry fire heart.
It's nothing personal.
We just can't have you hanging around doing nothing.
Wait what are you-? (Creonix closes the door to the gummy ship, it then takes off into inner space.)
Bye Fire heart. (waves)
I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!!!
The organization members looked at the two girls.
She doesn't mean it.
AND I DO MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They heard her ever, ever, EVER so faintly call.
"I think she means it." Xigbar told them, smirking.
…Oh well. Come my friends, we have evil things to plot.
"Maybe she's not so bad after all." Larxene suggested.
Yah well, evil to you and evil to her could be two completely different things.
XXXXXXXXXX
I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!!!!!!…I wonder where they sent me?
Back with Dark and Creonix
I wonder where we sent her
I dunno
Back with fire heart
Fire Heart screamed as she banged the side with her fists. Suddenly a huge crash sounded and the whole ship rocked back and forth.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly the ship fell apart and Fire Heart fell onto a beach on some island.
Great, now where am I? Stupid Dark and stupid Creonixstarts mumbling un intelligibly
Fire heart was suddenly aware of two pairs of eyes staring at her
What? What are you talking about…..oh….hi…who are you?
"Sora, the sky is talking" a silver haired boy told the other, who had spiky brown hair
"Um, hi, I'm Sora, and this is Riku, who are you?"
I'm Fire of the Heart, Creator of people, but you can call me Fire Heart
"Well that's great, but maybe you'd like to explain why the sky is talking?" Riku asked sarcastically
It's the narrator, its been following us around for a while, you get used to it…kinda..
"Us?" Sora asked.
Yeah, I've been traveling with my so called friends to other worlds
"So called?" Riku inquired
Those bakas locked me on that ship and sent me here! Something about 'shunning the nonbelievers' jerks!!
"Shunning the nonbelievers?" Sora and Riku asked skepticly
You DON'T want to know
"umm, k then…." Sora said, raising an eyebrow.
"so, why did they 'shun' you?"
Something about having to many members for an organization, they all wore black robes like this one
Sora and Riku suddenly noticed the robe Fire Heart was wearing
"Hey! That's one of Organization XIII's robes!" Sora shouted.
"But they're all dead." Riku said with a frown.
Creonix made this device that brought them all back I think, I dunno, I was bored
"so these friends of yours have revived Organization XIII?" Sora asked
Uh-huh
"This could be bad." Riku commented.
Well, they forgot one, that's why they were arguing about who was going to be the new leader
"What? What was the ones name?"
Uhh…Xemnek? I'm not sure
"Xemnas?"
Yeah! Xemnas..that's a funny name
Riku turned to Sora. "Well, it's a good thing that they couldn't bring Xemnas back"
Sora nodded, then turned back to Fire Heart. "Who's the new leader?"
Creonix, she can create anything, but I don't think you'll have to worry to much, she's kinda obsessed with a lot of them
"hmm, so she can create anything, who's the other one?"
Dark, she can destroy anything, she's obsessed with a lot of them too
"We'll have to figure out how to get to them and stop them" Riku said
"Maybe we should just wait, I mean, maybe nothing will happen"
Yeah….sooooo, you have anything to eat around here?
What are Creonix's evil plans? Will Riku and Sora be able to stop them? Will anyone ever understand the shunning of nonbelievers? Will-
WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP???!!!!
Hmmp, well, you'll have to wait for the next chapter
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Well, I guess that's it…fore now, mwahahahaha
Ya know, pocky is like, the best thing ever created, me and Creonix are addicted to it
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ME!!!!
Ummm….SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS!!!!!!
ENOUGH OF THAT!!!!!
Eeeep!
Run away!!!!
GRRRRRRR!!!!
Ok, we'll try to have the next chapter up soon, maybe tomorrow
Leave us pocky and we'll update sooner!!!
DIE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Oh wait, i can just create pocky! yay me!!