Back again!
Yep, even though we got no pocky,actually, we got nothing, no reviews, I don't blame you guys though, we updated at like, 11 last night
Yeah, you guys take to long to write
Hey! You try writing this, oh yeah, you can't, you don't know anything about kingdom hearts, ha-ha
Just….just shut up and start the chapter already
Creonix Fire talking
Raven-forever dark talking
Fire of the Heart
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Chapter 11: Kingdom Hearts pt.2
Dark was walking down one of the white halls of the castle that they were living in, reading a book as she went.
Look, how many times do I have to tell you that we all know what we're doing, so you can stop
But then what am I supposed to do? I'll be out of a job
…what does it matter? We don't pay you
Ooh yeah….I must ponder this….
that's my line, but whatever, go ponder it.
"Dark? Why are you talking to the ceiling?" a voice suddenly came from behind Dark
Ack! Oh….Zexion! Um, yeah, well, it….talks a lot, so…um…
"go on" Zexion told her with a raised eyebrow
I don't know! The narrator just talks to us, and we yell at it! Its just like…a way of life for us, don't pressure me!!
"Sorry"
No you aren't!
"yeah, I guess I'm not, well, we're late for a meeting, you may want to hurry" and with that he walked away.
Oh, um, right…
When Dark reached the meeting room, everyone else was there
I know!!! Don't make me feel worse then I do! Gosh….
Dark? Are you ok? Apparently you've been talking to the narrator more then usual, you should just ignore it like I do
I'm fine Creonix, lets just start this meeting…um, could someone get me up on a chair?
Right, hang on(creates elevator)get on
Dark stepped inside the elevator and reached her seat safely
You! Quit talking, we're having a meeting
…fine, I'll just…go …somewhere else…hmmp
"…your ceiling is weird…"Demyx commented
How many times do we have to tell you, it's the narrator!
"…people shouldn't be able to do that, its scary."
Huh? Do what?
"that, talking at the exact same time, its scary"
Oh shut up Demyx!
Moving on, we really need to decide on what evil plan we're going to commit, I still say that my first idea is the best
"Superior, I'm sorry but, dying bunnies pink and setting them lose on a world isn't evil" Saix told her.
What? Of course it is, right Axel?
"Umm, not really, unless you really hate the color pink" Axel told her with an apologetic shrug.
Well I really hate it!! And so does Dark, she'll back me up, right?
…Creonix…the color pink is evil and vile, its true, but that just isn't evil enough, so, sorry, I'm gonna have to side with everyone else
Everyone? You're all against this?
All the other member nodded their heads
Oh fine, does anyone else have any ideas?
Well, I had a thought.
Share it with us
Maybe we shouldn't focus on evil stuff, maybe we should focus on getting these guys their hearts back, ya know?
Hm…that might be a good idea…though we should focus more on evil, so that'll have to wait.
What? But-
Sorry Dark, I want to do that too, but we need to do some evil stuff first, so that'll have to wait, ok, this meeting is over, you can leave.
The other members started to disappear into their portals of darkness, when Dark called out:
Can some one teleport me to my room?
Axel, could you get Dark to her room?
"Sure thing." he teleported himself behind Dark. "Time to go" he said with a rather evil grin.
I don't like that grin of yours….
And then they diapered, but when Dark could see her surroundings, she could tell she wasn't in her room, it was full of weird plants, and some of them did not look friendly
Awww crud….
From their rooms everyone could hear:
AXEL!!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU JERK!!!!
"hehehe"
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Meanwhile, Fire Heart was sitting in front of an incredibly large table that had a ton of food on it.
I asked for food, not a food eating contest!
Sora smirked. "If you wanna eat, you gotta play by out rules."
Fire Heart looked at him for a minute, then smirked back.
Fine, Bring it on fool! She said as she cracked her knuckles.
"Go!" Kairi shouted suddenly. Fire Heart immediately started chowing down, with Sora not far behind
"…this is the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed" Riku commented stoically to Kairi
"Oh come on, its not that bad." Sora suddenly passed out and Fire Heart belched loudly.
Sorry, he-he it tickled.
"…I stand corrected…."
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Back in The World that Never Was, Dark wandered the halls, looking for Creonix, her robe was torn, she grumbled under her breath about something, whiner.
I am not a whiner!!! stupid narrator, stupid Axel, stupid Creonix, stupid plants….
This went on for a while
Oh shut up!!
"Dark?" once again a voice came from behind Dark. She turned around to find, once again, Zexion.
Zexion? You need to stop sneaking up on me dude, but anywho, did you need something?
"yes actually, I need to talk to you in privately in the library." he answered
Really? You need to talk to me? Um, ok, awesome.
"Right, lets go." and he started off for the library with Dark following behind, but neither of them noticed a figure standing in the shadows, watching them.
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Creonix was sitting in her room eating some pocky she created when Axel came in.
Oh hey Axel, want some pocky?
"thanks, yum, strawberry"
Isn't it like, the best? Did you need something?
"Not really, I just thought I'd tell you that I saw a certain Nobody tell you sister that he wanted to talk her, alone"
Ooh! Who, who, who??!!
"Guess."
Ohm…hmmm….Demyx?
"Nope
Saix?
"na-uh"
Marluxia?
"close, but no dice"
Ooh, I don't know, tell me!!
"ok then, it was Zexion."
(gasp) you're joking!!
"No joke"
Wow….that's really awesome, cuz Dark likes him and everything
"heh, cute, well, time to spread some rumors, cya"
Byes….hmmm, maybe I should stop him…naaah.
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When Dark entered the room, she saw Vexen, Saix, Luxord, Lexaus, and now Zexion was standing next to him.
Hey, what's up?
"We…we want to get rid of your Creonix fire." Saix told her.
What? What do you mean, 'get rid of her'?
"Just, you know, over throw her. She wont be harmed, well, maybe emotionally, but not physically." Zexion reassured her.
"We're tired of her…" Luxord began.
Stupidity?
"Yes, stupidity."
"Will you join us?" Vexen asked.
You bet!
Meanwhile in the halls, Demyx was listening to the conversation.
'Shut up you stupid ceiling! You're gonna give away my cover!"
He hissed- hey! Fine, I'll ignore that. Anyways, Demyx ran back to Creonix's room.
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So, dark has joined forces with the others to over throw me, eh?
"That's what I heard." Demyx said. Axel was standing next to him.
So, my sister wishes to create a schism…
'Wait, Dark's your sister?" Demyx inquired.
…No Demyx, she's my uncle.
"Reallly, she's actually a guy!?" Axel whacked his forehead.
"Look, let's just recruit the others before she does. If she gets everyone, you're done for."
Right. Demyx, you go talk to Xigbar, and Larxene, Axel, you talk to Marluxia and Xaldin. Oh yah, guys, thanks for staying with me.
Demyx and Axel glanced at each other.
'No problem." Axel said, shrugging.
"You, you make the organization WAY more fun, though you do need to work on your evil plots." Creonix smiled.
Right.
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Fire heart stretched her arms and legs. You SURE you want to do this?
"Positive," Sora replied. "You beat me in that eating contest, so now we have to race to really decide who's better." Fire heart shrugged.
Whatever, I'm just glad that I'll get to exercise to burn off all those extra calories.
"On your marks," Kairi began. Fire heart and Sora took their positions. "Get set,"
"Why can't I race?" Riku asked, though no one heard him.
"Go!" Kairi shouted. Fire heart and Sora sped off. They jumped over obstacles and such. Fire heart climbed up the ladder to the tower and jumped onto the zip line. She flew down and landed on another platform. Meanwhile, Sora was running up a hill to where the star was.
Oh no you don't. Fire heart jumped along the tops of the trees. She jumped down and touched the star right as Sora did. They both than jumped off and ran back to the finish line.
"Wow, this is a close race." Kairi commented. Fire heart and Sora were neck in neck, and then they saw the finish line. Sora leaped into the air, but landed centimeters from the line. Fire heart jumped over him, winning the race.
"Ah man, no fair." Sora mumbled as he stood up.
Life isn't fair, get over it. She told him.
"Geez, someone's cranky." Sora muttered as he whipped the dirt off his pants.
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Demyx, Larxene, and Xigbar walked into Creonix's room. The lights were of except for the single glow of a lava lamp that sat on a desk. Behind the desk was a large chair that was facing a large window.
"Larxene and Xigbar will help!" Demyx announce excitedly.
Oh good. Creonix said as she whiled her spinning chair around to face them. Pockey?
"No thanks," Larxene said. "I'm kinda on a diet." Creonix shrugged.
Suite yourself…wait, do nobodies even need to go on diets? The three shrugged.
"Doing stuff like that makes her feel special." Xigbar whispered to her.
Oooooooooooh. Any who, where's Axel?
"We saw him with Marluxia," Demyx began. "Marluxia will join our side."
Good, good.
"But he's having some trouble finding Xaldin."
Not good, not good. We know that Zexion, Vexen, Saix, Luxord, and Lexaus are with Dark, but if she gets Xaldin, she'll have more members as than us. We must find Xaldin!
"Right, we'll go help look for him." Xigbar said. With that, the three nobodies left the room.
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Dark's group of nobodies walked down the halls of castle oblivion. "Perhaps we should split up, that way to cover more ground." Vexen suggested.
Perhaps. That's probably what Creonix did.
"Wait, are you saying that Creonix knows about our plan to over throw her?" Luxord inquired. Dark nodded.
Most likely, and she's probably recruited Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Marluxia, and Larxene, and is now going for Xaldin just as we are.
"Why those five?" Saix asked.
Well, because they're the ones we can't find. Also, they were her favorites…well, you in that favoreite category Saix, but that's just too bad. Also, they're the craziest of the organization, so they probably joined her either because they like her craziness, or because they wanted to have some fun. Dark explained.
"That's probably why Larxene and Xigbar joined her." Zexion thought. Dark nodded in agreement. As they walked down the narrow hall way, they saw Xaldin, eating a carton of ice cream.
"There he is!" Lexaus exclaimed.
XALDIN!!!!!!
As they ran towards him they saw Creonix and her group running towards him on the other side of him. "We must get to him before she does!" Vexen shouted.
RUN FASTER!!!!!! Creonix shouted.
"Hey Xaldin, we need to talk to you!" Axel exclaimed. Xaldin looked left at the group of people running towards him, then right at the people running towards him. He turned around and ran down the hallway behind him. Creonix and Dark ran after him, followed by all ten nobodies.
"We're gonna beat you!" Demyx bragged.
"Think again." Luxord told him.
Xaldin, I need to talk to you!
I need to talk to you more!!!
"I don't want to talk to either of you!" Xaldin shouted back as she ran.
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"I sense a disturbance in the force." Riku announced. Kairi, Sora, and Fire heart looked at him weirdly. Riku shrugged. "I thought it would sound." Fire heart shook her head.
"But what do you mean?" Sora asked.
"I don't know, I just sensed a massive disturbance somewhere." Suddenly, a large gummie ship landed on the beach. As the door opened, Donald, and Goofy jumped out.
"Sora!" Donald exclaimed. "We need to talk to you."
DONALD!!!! Fire heart exclaimed. She ran over and picked up the duck and hugged him tightly.
"Awwwwwww!" Donald screamed.
Ok, I'm done." She said as she put him down.
"Who is this person?" Goofy asked. Sora shrugged.
"A gummie ship crash landed on the beach and she was in it, not sure where she came from though." Sora explained. "But anyways, why are you guys here?"
"The king thinks that organization XIII is back!" Donald exclaimed.
"What?" Riku, Sora, and Kairi asked.
I yah, I knew that. Fire heart said. Everyone looked at her. My friends revived them.
"Why'd they do such thing?!" Sora shouted. "Organization XIII is evil!" Fire heart shrugged.
Well, my friends like them, but didn't exactly 'fit in' so they put me on a gummie ship and sent me here.
"How did they bring them back?" Riku asked.
My friend Creonix can create stuff, so she recreated the 'world that never was' and made this machine to bring them back, though she ran out of juice before she could bring them all back.
"Which ones didn't they bring back?" Kairi asked.
Just one.
"Which one?" Donald asked.
Uuuuh…I think the leader, I don't know his name. Everyone sighed.
"Well, this should be slightly easier with out Xemnas." Sora sighed. The other nodded in agreement.
"Come on, we should go stop whatever they're planning." Goofy said as he climbed back on the ship.
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"Stop!!!!" Xaldin shouted when he reached a dead end. "What is going on?"
Dark wants to over throw me!
Because you're ruining the organization!
So she created a schism!
And we each have fine of the members so far, but we both need you!
"I see," Xaldin scratched his chin. "Well, then I propose we hold a trial. You each tell me what you want to do with the organization and such, and then I'll choose who I want to side with."
"That's a good idea." Saix agreed.
He should go with me since he's obviously one of the smarter nobodies.
Pht, ya right. Look at him; he's a total psycho path.
We'll see just whose psycho when this trial is over.
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"Let the trial begin!" Xaldin announced. He was up on the judge's seat, while Dark and Creonix sat at tables in front of him. Axel was next to Creonix, while Zexion was next to dark. All the other nobodies sat behind who they supported.
"I would like to call dark, destroyer of things to the chair or whatever." Axel announced. Dark stood up and walked up to the large booth thing on the other side of Xaldin. "Dark, you are indeed Creonix's sister, are you not?"
I am.
"Then why would you want to over throw her?"
Because she's ruining the organization. She doesn't care whether you get your hearts back or not, she just wants to have and do 'evil things' that aren't even evil!!
That's not true!
"Creonix sit down, your turn will come." Xaldin said. Creonix folder her arms and pouted. "Any other questions?"
"No, that's all for now." Axel said as he went back to sit in his chair. Dark got and sat back with Zexion.
"I would like to call Creonix up to the stand, NOT that chair, Axel." Zexion said. Axel just rolled his eyes.
If I could please make a statement. Xaldin nodded. Dark said that I couldn't care less about whether you get your hearts back, but that's not true. I do care, I care a lot. It's just, once you get your hearts back, I figured that the organization might….disperse, and I love the organization and all you awesome nobodies, I do. Even the ones that sided with Dark, I could never hate any of you. Even Lexeus, who is the most hideous person I've ever seen, but I still love him, because he's awesome!
Everyone was silent for a moment. "That's pretty selfish of you." Vexen finally said.
What?! But- but I love you!
"That doesn't mean we love you though." Saix explained.
"Anyways," Zexion began. "Creonix, when were you going to start planning to get our hearts back?"
As soon as I regained me power. Bringing back the world that never was and all you guys REALLY drained me.
"Then why do you keep creating pockey when you should be storing up energy to bring back our hearts.
"That's really selfish of you." Marluxia said.
Wait, you're on my side.
"Not you, Zexion." Marluxia explained.
What did Zexion say that's so selfish?
"That sentence right there showed me that the only thing you care about is getting your heart back. You don't care whether the superior eats or not."
"That's really selfish of YOU Marluxia." Luxord said.
"You're the selfish one." Larxene told him.
"No, you're selfish!" Vexen shouted. All the nobodies began to argue about who was selfish or not.
"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!!!?" Xaldin shouted. "Ok, we get it, we are all selfish, but that's not why we're here! Zexion, any further questions?"
"No."
"I would like to call up Dark one more time." Axel said.
Again? Geez, you should've asked me all your questions the last time.
"I just needed to get some thoughts gathered." The red haired nobody winked at Creonix.
This is going to be good, I can tell. She whispered back to Xigbar.
"Dark, why did you decide to join the others in this schism?"
I already told you why: Creonix is ruining the organization.
"Yes, that's what you want us all to think, but maybe there's another reason, such as, maybe you thought that this way you'd get to spend a little quality time alone with your beloved Zexion." Everyone gasped.
I told you this was gonna be good.
What are you talking about?
"Form a schism so you could spend time with Zexion, even if it meant hurting your younger sister." The crowd gasped again.
"That's really selfish of you Dark." Demyx said.
"Let's not start this again!" Xaldin said when he saw Vexen going to open his mouth.
Wait, are you saying I was using Zexion and the others?
"Exactly."
…But I'm not the one who started the schism, they were. And then wouldn't it be that Zexion would be using me because he knew that I liked him?
"Ah-ha! Blaming your own accomplices are we? Tsk, tsk, shame on you."
I'm not; I'm trying to tell you that your theory is completely bogus. I don't 'love' Zexion, I just think he's really, really awesome, besides, I like someone more.
Everyone gasped. "You're cheating on Zexion!" Demyx shouted.
No! I'm not! Because in order to be 'cheating' on him, we'd have to be together, but we can't because he doesn't have a heart!
Creonix smirked.
"What are you smirking at?" Vexen asked.
Noooothing.
Shut up! It isn't funny! I can't even talk to him!
That's what makes it funny.
"Can we just get on with this?" Xaldin asked. Suddenly, the doors burst open, and there stood Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, and-
Fire heart!!!
…
What's wrong?
Aren't you glad to see us?
You guys put me in a gummie ship and sent me off with these guys!!!
You went to destiny islands?
Awesome!
"What are you guys doing back alive?" Sora asked.
We brought them back to give them their hearts back.
But things didn't go quite as we planned.
"What do you mean?" Riku asked.
Well, Creonix here didn't feel like giving their hearts back.
I told you, I'm out of juice!
"Yet you still managed to create pockey." Saix said.
"Pretty darn good pockey." Axel told him.
"Have you ever tried pockey?" Demyx asked. Saix didn't answer. "Creonix, make a WHOLE bunch of pockey!"
I'm on it. Creonix created a whole lot of pockey and gave a piece to everyone.
"Oh, this is good." Marluxia said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
Can we go now?
But we haven't given them back their hearts!
You make it sound like we stole them.
Oh, sorry. We haven't…gotten their hearts back.
"Go, we'll figure it out." Zexion told them.
Right, you heard him, lets go!
Wait, I gotta say good bye!
Oh, this'll only take two hours.
HOURS LATER.
Saix, I'm sorry that we could not have met on better terms, Demyx, you were my second favorite, I loved your humorous ways. Axel…YOU WERE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!! Thank you for siding with me.
"No problem, you were another one of those people that made me fell like I had I heart…just not in that way."
"But we don't have hearts." Vexen reminded him.
"I know, I was saying that she made me FEEL like I had a heart.
"But we can't feel." Zexion said.
"I know but…oh, never mind."
Ok Dark, it's your turn to say goodbye.
I already did.
Really? When?
Somewhere between when you were saying good bye to Marluxia and Larxene.
CAN WE GO NOW!!??
Ok, ok, fine. Bye guys, I'll never forget any of you!!
Ok, where shall we go next?
Cardcaptor Sakura!!!
Alrighty then.
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Good bye my beloved Axel, I shall always remember you.
…yah. Ok, we're finally done that!
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