DISCLAIMER: I don't own Edward Cullen, but if I did….hehe!

Previously in What Next…

Emmett became to calm down and Rosalie, who was standing next to him was obviously pissed, even worse then Edward. She tore off towards Alice and then it began.

LANGUAGE IN THIS CHAPTER…BEWARE!!! Sort of violent….

CHAPTER 5

BPOV

I watched in slight horror as Rosalie pounced onto a shocked looking Alice. Rosalie went head first, at vampire speed so Alice had absolutely no time to escape.

Rosalie must have really mad because she never fought with anyone like this. She did deserve to be mad though because she had to embarrass her husband in front of EVERYONE! If anyone ever did that to Edward I would kill them, once I was a vampire of course.

I stopped thinking completely as I heard a ferocious growl emit from Rosalie's throat. She looked worse then…James. I cleared my head again trying to shove memories of that spring out of my mind.

I was pulled out of my trance once again as two pale arms yanked me out of the way. Edward started to yell that Rosalie should watch where she was going because she would kill me, like she even cared right now. She had had enough so she slapped Edward again, but this time with more ferocity, and sent him flying two feet back. Edward was as mad now screaming at Rosalie and Emmett.

"God dammit Rosalie! Don't make me fucking come over there!" He howled obviously ready to rip her head to shreds.

"And you, Emmett get your damn wife in control!" Edward yelled again.

Emmett glared at Edward and looked just as bad as the rest of them. They were going into full vampire mode minus the hunting thing. They were losing it, but I knew they wouldn't hurt me and I couldn't stop them without getting killed so I sat on the sidelines waiting for them to calm down.

I watched as Emmett and Edward went back and forth yelling at each other, cursing or insulting each other, but at least they weren't violent, not yet. On the other hand Rosalie was beating the crap out of Alice. After she pounced on Alice she began to punch and kick Alice in the stomach and face. Alice was going mad to, clawing and biting at Rosalie. How ironic, biting.

If I thought that was bad I obviously hadn't seen what they did next. Alice couldn't take it anymore so she pulled Rosalie by her beautiful long, blonde hair and swung her around. This was getting really bad. Rosalie cursed loudly and Emmett heard. He grabbed Rosalie and tried cuddling her, but she pushed him off, ready to take another shot at Alice. Rosalie came on her once again and this time Alice ran. Emmett followed Rosalie as she stalked off after Alice.

Edward and I were just staring at the woods. He had a frown on his face and I had an incredulous expression. He just shrugged answering my unasked question. We didn't even have a minute to ourselves because less then thirty seconds later four vampires came out of the forest cursing, yelling, kicking, and punching.

Emmett grabbed Jasper by the shirt and cursed him out yelling.

"If your freakin wife comes more then ten feet within Rosalie I will have your ass and hers. Kapeesh?"

Jasper frowned and then slapped Emmett straight across the face.

"FINE! Keep Rosalie away from Alice then!" Jasper screamed.

Emmett snorted at his crude remark and dropped him to the floor, still snarling. Emmett was about take another blow at Jasper, but they were quickly intercepted. Edward stood in the middle of both of them, pushing Emmett as far as he could with his arms, while his feet were kicking Jasper in the stomach to keep him back too. He looked pretty hilarious pushing them both back like an older brother is supposed to do.

I yelled trying to calm the situation, tired of the hitting and yelling, even though it was quite entertaining! I stood up as close as I could to all of them and yelled.

"STOP! You guys are acting like babies!!"

They all looked stunned except for Rosalie, who was obviously mad at the fact that I interrupted something important. She wanted to get back to Alice. The blonde came over to me and brought her hand incredibly close to my cheek, ready to slap me. My eyes widened, waiting for the burning sensation to come, but it never came. A pale hand extended itself toward me and grabbed Rosalie's arm swinging her arm and body back, so she flipped around in a matter of seconds. She was fucking pissed. Ya, I said that word because that is what she really was, fucking pissed. I ran into the house taking this as a cue to leave before things got really ugly, not that they weren't already pretty bad.

I didn't even dare to see what Emmett and Edward were doing, probably killing each other.

I laughed despite myself, the whole situation was quite entertaining. This was probably the way the Cullen's always fought when I wasn't around. They would never really hurt each other, but they would always fight back. Now I knew what Esme meant, at the baseball field, when she said "Oh yes-you should hear the arguments they get into! Actually, I hope you don't you would think they were raised by a pack of wolves" I laughed hearing the irony in that comment, and then I turned around and decided I would go see Carlisle.

It would be a lot of fun to see the Cullen "kids" get into trouble, so I decided to rat them out to Carlisle. I knocked on the door of his study and I heard a calm voice say, "Come in."

I dashed in with an evil smirk on my face, which Carlisle must have noticed. He gave me a devious look and then said, "Bella, what have you been up to now?"

I just smirked and blushed slightly and then answered.

"On the contrary Carlisle, you should take a look outside" I smiled. He gave me a confused look and then pulled his curtains back slightly, so he could get a good look at what I was referring to.

I waited for his reaction, but all I got was, "Oh lord. Jesus! What happened?"

I laughed at the words that Carlisle had chosen. He glanced at the window once again and then dashed out of his office at a pace that I thought wasn't possible for Carlisle. I followed, keeping up best I could. I made it a little while after Carlisle and I was shocked at the sight in front of me.

Alice was kneeling in front of a puddle of mud, and Rosalie was lying on her stomach with her face in the mud, trying to rip Alice's face out. Edward was on the floor with Emmet; both killing each other, punching and kicking. Jasper was trying to kill Emmet as well, and the second Emmett got up, Jasper kicked his private area, HARD! OW! Poor Emmett, he had some bad experiences with that body part today. I giggled so inaudibly that none of the vampires heard.

Carlisle stood in front of all of them with a scowl playing at his face. He obviously wasn't happy with the behavior they were displaying.

None of them noticed Carlisle was standing in front of them until Carlisle cleared his throat. All five heads whipped up to stare at their disappointed dad. From the end of the yard, where the boys were standing a loud curse word was heard.

"Fuck! Carlisle…" Obviously Emmett. He shut up quickly and all of the Cullen kids stood quietly. Emmett stood there clutching at his pants where he was kicked, and Rosalie got up shooting death glares at Alice. No one said anything for about a minute probably afraid of what Carlisle would do. Then, surprisingly Rosalie came forward.

"Um, dad… We can exp…" she started, but Carlisle cut her off.

"No need to explain Rosalie, I see what's going on" he stated.

Carlisle scowled again and continued.

"What are you guys doing?" he stated, trying to stay calm.

"I mean I understand if you guys are mad at each other, and seeing Emmett like that is funny, but still, Bella's here, and now you've embarrassed me in front of her!"

I turned and gave Carlisle a disbelieving look then frowned.

"Are you kidding Carlisle, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen, I love it!" I affirmed. Carlisle calmed down then.

"I suppose that it really wasn't that bad," he started thinking it over.

"Just stay calm guys, or Esm…" he trailed off, not finishing his thought. His head turned around and he was giving someone a dazzling smile, just like Edward did when he wanted to keep me calm.

I followed his eyes and found Esme standing on the front porch of the house. She wore a mad expression and wasn't pleased with the way her kids were acting.

"You kids are so immature! Just look at you!" she yelled. Carlisle gave a worried smile and turned away as Esme glared at him.

"Mom, we were just…" Alice began.

"I want to know who started this right now! Either you guys tell me or else…" she asked.

Everyone one was quiet for about 10 seconds and then they started pointing fingers!

"It was Emmett!"

"NO! It was Rosalie!"

"What are you guys talking about, it was Alice!"

"Have you gone insane? It was clearly Jasper!"

"God damn! Stop you guys are overwhelming me!"

They all stared each other down and then two of them said, "It was Bella!"

I glowered at all of them for accusing me of something that I clearly didn't have anything to do with. How could any of them blame me? All I had done was come to the Cullen house, and this entire ruckus was aroused. Esme came up to stand next Carlisle and then she yelled, "ENOUGH! I will not tolerate this behavior, all of you will be chastised!"

I tell you this whole family is insane, I have never seen them like this before, and now they're acting like wild animals.

Esme was through with the kindergarten manners, so she went over to Edward and Emmett and pulled both of their ears, dragging them inside the house. It obviously didn't hurt, but both of the boys were making faces and pouting and yelling "Mommy!"

I laughed and thrashed my head around, only to find a very annoyed Rosalie, followed by Jasper and Alice, being led into the house by Carlisle. I stayed outside for a few more minutes, trying to comprehend what had just happened, and then I dashed inside.

I almost died laughing on the spot. Each Cullen was facing a wall and had a hat that said "DUNCE" on it. They were all frowning and cursing under their breath.

"Now be good kids! It's a time-out for all of you! No playtime, got it? Good! Now sit here and be good!" Esme said, trying to sound like a teacher. I giggled and mocked Esme.

"Yes, be good kids! And Eddy, if you're a bad boy, you won't get a good night kissy!" I never knew I could be so...forthright and demanding.

I sat on the couch and waited for a while with Esme, while I watched the Cullen's squirming to get up. It was quite a comical scene.

Only a few more minutes of time-out were left, and I waited to see what outburst would be next. This whole day was proving to be very remarkable.

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