Yes I am updating already, inspired by thereviews I have already received. I would like to warn you that this chapter may cause some to fall off their chairs laughing, it has happened before.

And also a note that my friend suspiciously brought up, yes some of the opinions in this chapter are to blame of personal opinion (points to Jackie's thoughts). Now enjoy and please review I would like to know if it is good or bad! Anyway on with the story!

xxx Sands of Patience

Knock. Knock

Jackie Tyler jumped up off her armchair in front of the tellie, to answer the door; hopefully it was that cute technician dropping by again.

Putting on her best flirtatious smile, she opened the door to find it wasn't that cute technician, but instead was a much nicer looking man.

'Now isn't he such a sexy beast!' she thought to herself

"Mum! How are you?" she heard a squeal as she was bowled over by a blonde, as she realised…

"Rose! You're back! Oh My God! What have you and that no good alien been up to?" she exclaimed, so glad to see her daughter again. However she thoroughly more interested in the intriguing brunette next to her.

"Well don't just stand there, come in!" Jackie shouted and pulled them inside the apartment, and somewhat clinging to this new bloke that accompanied Rose.

'Not again!' he thought, 'of all the women in the world, she just had to be Roses mother!' The Doctor thought as he squirmed under Jackie's intense gaze, trying to hide behind his adored Rose, but unfortunately for him, he was not hidden enough.

As Jackie pulled them in she clung to him, 'Oh God, make this end! Please'

"Well I'm gonna go and grab some of my stuff, while you two, get reacquainted and also decide on dinner" Rose said as she walked in the direction of her old bedroom.

'Rose! No! Don't leave me here you conniving, sexy, evil, mean and unfair, little … thing!' He thought as he watch Rose saunter off.

Suddenly the little voice that almost every being in the universe possessed decided to make an appearance:

'Oh great come back genius! You know for a Time Lord you are really stupid!'

'I am not stupid!' He retorted

'Yes, you are. Why didn't you just say no to dinner and tell her what happened?' The voice exclaimed

'It is embarrassing' he said in reply, for it was truly embarrassing.

'Was that worse than this?' It pointed out to him

'No Way!'

'Well, there's your answer, you nitwit! Have fun with that monster of a mother-in-law'

'NO! Hang on Mother-in-law?' He thought in confusion, but the voice inside his head was gone.

His attention was turned back to Jackie, who was looking at him as if he were sex on a stick. He cringed.

"So, we've met before, have we? I don't think I could ever possibly forget a handsome guy like you"

"Well um… you would be surprised Jackie" he squirmed uncontrollably, anxious for Rose's return.

"You aren't that kid Rose dated before are you?" Jackie asked curiously, trying to suss out who he was and if she could grab him.

"No this is a more recent um… development" He suggested

"Ahh so you must be one of those guys Rose met though Mickey?" as she said this Jackie moved over closer.

"Definitely not!" He scoffed while trying to dodge Jackie.

"Well it doesn't matter anyway, I mean anything can happen," she pushed him onto the lounge, "I mean you are a nice, tall, handsome guy and extremely attractive and…"

The Doctor couldn't take it! There was too little space between them, with her edging closer after every 'and'.

If he had an honest opinion in this matter, that gap of a mere few millimetres would be a gap of a mere few hundred galaxies. She was far too close for comfort!

Just then, Rose walked back into the room with a huge suitcase, and a look of utter shock at the scene that lay before her.

"What are you two-" but the Doctor interrupted her

"Ahh yes, Rose! Can I talk to you for a minute?" He leaped off the couch at lightning speed and bolted over to where Rose was situated. Unfortunately Jackie followed right behind him.

"Alone!" he asked suddenly.

Jackie shot him a rather evil glare at this but he didn't notice as he was more focused on getting away from her.

Rose led him down the hallway to just outside her room so they could talk without her mum overhearing their conversation.

She stood there, leaning on the wall, arms crossed, eyes that normally were full of happiness and excitement were full of anger, hurt and most of all jealousy and glaring at the ground and then she spoke.

"I thought you couldn't stand my mother?" Her words singed with bitterness, the cold tone perfectly portraying how she felt about what she had just witnessed.

The Doctor rolled his eyes, "I can't! What in the name of Raxacorricofallapatorious, were you thinking, leaving me there with her like that?" He glared at her, and she, in turn, glared back with twice the ferocity. Rose ignored the last bit.

"Oh it so looked like you couldn't bear putting up with her. Do you actually think I am that stupid?" The Doctor looked at Rose, not believing that she just i actually /i said that. He grabbed a hold of her shoulders and shaking them, trying to knock some sense into her.

"No! Of course you're not stupid! But Rose, honestly, think about it. Me, The Doctor, having fun, with your mother." Unfortunately for him, she still looked as if she was just as, if not more angry with him.

He let go of her, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

"I can't believe she had the nerve to come onto me again," he cringed,

"Honestly, it was bad enough the first time she - I – whoops. Did I just say that out loud?"

The Doctor turned away from Rose and faced the wall, and proceeded to hit his head against it multiple times.

Rose was still processing what he had just said. She looked at the back of his head wide eyed and speechless. Realising what he was doing she moved over to him and turned him around, to prevent more pain that he would feel later on.

"Hold on...again?" He nodded mutely, like a little boy who had just been punished. "You mean to tell me this has happened before?" He once again nodded.

"Yes again." The Doctor sighed, running a hand through his hair. Rose looked at him, sympathetically.

"When was this?" She asked softly, he looked at her.

"First time I was at your apartment," and with that, Rose suddenly burst into giggles; the Doctor looked at her sternly.

"What, may I ask, I so funny?" A minute later when her giggles had died down she cleared her throat and spoke.

"I just realised that my mum came onto you, in her bathrobe!" And she was off again, leaning on him for stability.

"Rose," he groaned, "This is exactly why I didn't tell you in the first place!" She looked up at him, with tears running down her cheeks.

"I'm sorry Doctor. I couldn't help it!" she looked at him mischievously

"Whether you could help laughing at my expense or not, we have a great, big, stinking problem!" He pointed out as he stuffed his hands into his pockets.

"And what, pray tell, is this great, big, stinking problem?"

There was a silence, before he announced…

"What are we going to do about your mother?"

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