A/N: Okay this is a kind of fake-ish chapter, like an alternate pathway it could take, a rather melodramatic, cliche and soapie pathway.
I was gonna make this a little side one shot but decided to add it in here so you guys are entertained while you wait for the real update, which is probably a day max away!
Thankyou for your patience and your reviews 16 of them!!!! that is amazing most reviews for one fic I am so happy. In the meantime please read my other fics if you want. Enjoy, this hilarious, outrageous and uncalled for chapter!
PS: The next update will continue from Chapter 3 not this chapter lol!
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. Or David Tennant.
Recap: "Um, no idea Mum. I'll go check and see if it is David." Rose said rapidly as she raced off in the direction of her room.
Chapter 4
Don't Forget Me
Doctor's POV
The door swung open and I turned to see an angel standing in the doorway who seemed rather familiar, she stepped over and I realized it was a woman, a very attractive woman…
Rose's POV
I rushed down the hallway wondering what on Earth he was doing in there.
I swung open the door and he just turned to face me, and I saw the tears down his cheeks.
'Oh God! He heard what I said, how will I ever make this right again?'
And then he spoke out...
"I feel as if in the presence of an angel, but I must ask you one thing…"
Rose's breath hitched.
'What is he going to say?'
"Who are you?"
Doctor's POV
"You have got to be kidding me!" She shouted and then ran from the room as she burst into tears.
I had no idea what was going on, who was that strange beauty? Who was she?
But more importantly… Who am I?
FLASHBACK
"He IS the Doctor"
The Doctor… But Doctor Who?????
Meanwhile with Jackie
'She's not serious is she? Of course her and that Doctor work like that... Oh My God! Aren't they cpmpatible, oh poor Rose, not being able to get her satisfaction from the man she loves, well, alien... At least she has David.'
At this moment Rose ran past Jackie crying loudly, heading towards the front door. But Jackie grabbed onto her arm.
"Rose! What happened in there? What is wrong?" Rose just burst into new tears.
"He heard me... say those things...heartbroken...banging head on wall,crying...head jumbled...amnesia" Rose sobbed
'Oh no! He has amnesia and can't remember Rose'
"I can't take this Mum, it was supposed to be a nice trip here, I need a walk" And with that Rose ran out of the flat.
Jackie just stood there contemplating what to do. She looked up to see David standing next to her.
"David are you alright?"
"David? Is that my name? I thought I was The Doctor?" he looked at her confused.
"Well Rose did say that you were some kind of Doctor... Do you remember anything at all?"
"Um... no... Who's Rose? Was she that beautiful angel that came into the room I was in?" Jackie looked a slight bit jealous
"Yes that was my daughter Rose, I'm Jackie by the way" Jackie had an idea, as she started to smile smile flirtatiously.
"JAckie it is a pleasure to meet you, I am David, at least that is what you told me." He said politely
"Would you like me to show you around the flat, just so you can get your bearings?" Jackie smiled suggestively, however, The Doctor was as blind as he was without amnesia.
"Sure that would be great!" The Doctor said enthusiastically.
'What Rose doesn't know won't kill her'
Jackie started showing him the kitchen, dining, lounge, bathroom, Rose's room and lastly... her room!
Through the trip Jackie ran her hand down his arm as well as rubbed his back, which would have been a sign of support had her hand not slid under the waistband of his pants!
The Doctor started to feel rather uncomfortable
'I have a feeling that I am not supposed to do this, I should be running from her. This niggling in my head telling me to run, run fast, find Rose... why?'
'Because this is Jackie we are talking about?' The little voice apparently did not have amnesia
'Who are you?'
'Um the voice in your head duh!'
'Well I don't really want to run!'
'Seriously you should, this is Jackie!!' The Doctor ws really confused
'She's not that bad, she is helping me out' The little voice scoffed
'Yeah right just if she starts taking off your clothes or her own, RUN!'
'Um, okay!'
The Doctor turned around to see Jackie in a pair of lingerie, had they been on someone attractive would have looked great but this was disturbing...But then Jackie walked over and leaned in, kissing him hard. He stood there wide eyed, scared out of his wit. He was trying to get away when...
"MUM!" Rose was back...
"Rose thank god you are here, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you!" He held her close to him and then kissed her excitedly. She was gobsmacked.
"You remember me then?" She asked hopefully.
"No, but I thought I should say thankyou" Rose frowned, but then smiled.
"Oh well. Hopefully we can regain those memories soon."
The Doctor felt his heart, no hold on, hearts racing!!
"AAAAGGHHH!" The Doctor screamed.
"What is wrong Doctor?" Rose asked worriedly.
"I have two hearts!!!" He pointed at his chest.
"Oh no!" Rose said
"Is there anything else I have two of that I should be informed about Rose?" He said suggestively and waggling his eyebrow, Rose nearly fainted in shock at this.
Rose just stared at him, he was openly using innuendo.
"That is something I would like to know" Jackie said, more curious about David's anatomy rather than the two hearts comments or the slip up.
"I think we can leave that til later Doctor, David." She said slipping up, Jackie was too annoyed with the rejection of David and Rose's attitude to notice.
"Fine I will talk to you two later then. But for now I must change" Jackie said still in the lingerie.
"Thank Rassilon" The Doctor muttered, Rose giggled.
And there you have the entertainment! I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did writing it. I loved writing those typical Doctor gags, with him saying them lol! I f anyone for any reason wants this ontinued tell me and after I finish the real fic I may do a run off to this.
If for some reason I don't update before Xmas, merry christmas, and enjoy Runaway Bride although I can't see it, I'm in Australia :(