A/N: Well hello again! I have officially decided that if something is in just italics then it is a thought. Ok? Ok. How on to the disclaimer! Aren't you just ecstatic?
Disclaimer: I. Own. Nothing. Well, nothing except the pie and the Goddess of All Things Pie. Other than that nothing!
Pie Domination
No pie?!?! What were they going to do? Why pray to the Goddess of All Things Pie, of course! What did you think they were going to do? Bake?!?!
Alanna: "Oh wonderful Goddess! Please help us on our quest to find pie! It is the most amazing substance in the entire realm! –The Great Mother Goddess appears-
GMG: "Yes my daughter? You would like pie? I hardly consider that a task worthy of one of my Chosen."
Alanna: "No offense or anything, but…I wasn't exactly talking to you. I was talking to the Goddess of All Things Pie."
GMG: "What? I'm not good enough for you now? Well! That's just…mean!" –The GMG leaves in a huff-
Everyone: -Stares in disbelief at Alanna-
Daine: "Umm…Alanna? I know from experience that yelling at a God isn't exactly a good idea. I got snippy with my mom once and she didn't let me talk to animals for a whole week!" –Sniffs-
Alanna: "Really? That stinks. But she won't do anything." –Continues praying-
-The Goddess of All Things Pie appears-
Well, actually, a rather large pie appeared. But it was glowing, and it could talk, so they assumed it was the Goddess.
Dom: I wonder what flavor she is? Mom always said that glowing pie was the best kind…
Kit: Excuse me? Are you the Goddess of All Things Pie?
-The pie nods-
Which is a feat in itself. Have you ever tried to nod without a head or a neck? It's not very easy let me tell you!
GoATP: "Umm…What is that annoying voice? I don't see anyone…"
Kel: "Oh that's just the narrator. She just makes weird comments whenever she feels like it."
Me: "Well! Excuse me for feeling left out! Would it kill you to just try and start a conversation every once in a while?" –Sobs-
Kel: "Oh dear. There she goes again. Come on everyone, say you're sorry."
Everyone: "We're sorry."
Me: "Now, was that so hard?" –Vanishes-
Neal: "Hey Kel? How did you get here anyway? I know I used my Gift to get here, but…"
Kel: "I walked. Duh."
Neal: "Oh." –Blushes until his face looks like a tomato-
Everyone: "Ha ha! Meathead has a tomato face!"
GoATP: -Cough- "Does anyone remember I'm even here?"
Alanna: "Oh! Sorry, we were just making fun of Meathead…Hey, could you give us some pie? We're all starving!"
GoATP: "Why didn't you just ask!" –Uses magical pieness to create hundreds of little pies-
Everyone: -Gasp- "Look at all the pie!" –Starts edging towards them-
GoATP: "Not yet my children! Not everything is as it seems…" –Fades away magically-
Dom: "Uhh…What was that about?"
But he didn't need to ask. By this point all the pies had started growing arms, legs, and horns!
Everyone: -Gasps again-
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