A/N: This chapter is dedicated to InweElensar121. Thank you so much for my, as of this moment, only review! Yay!

Disclaimer: Everything that could have possibly heard about in any of Tamora Pierce's books belongs to her. Only in m dreams do I own any of it…Sadly, I'm not dreaming right now. Or am I? I also don't own Dorothy.

Pie Domination

Pies: "No way are you going to eat us! We will eat you! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone: -Draws swords-

Pies: -Draws forks-

Jon: -Runs away screaming in a very high pitched voice-

Everyone: -Laughs at Jon- -Stares at pies-

Alanna: "You are going down pies!" –Is attacked by a particularly evil pie-

Meathead: "Um…I'm gonna go see what Jon is doing…Bye!" –Runs away- -Falls- -Is also attacked by a pie-

Dom: "Meathead got attacked by a meat pie! HAHAHAHA!"

Everyone: -Laughs at Meathead- -Are attacked by pies-

Kel: -Takes down 20 pies- "Geez! How many are there!"

Pies: "682 left!" -120 go POOF- "Ok, 562.-

Kit: "Well, I wasn't expecting that…"

Thayet: "If only I had my bow!" –Her bow magically appears-

Me: "Ah hem?"

Thayet: "Oops. Sorry! Thank you Narrator!"

Me: "Finally! Some appreciation!"

Buri: "No offense, but we have some serious pie behind to kick!" –Kicks a pie in the behind-

Me: "Fine! Just ignore me!" –Goes POOF-

Kel: "You guys are always so mean to me!"

Me: Kel's always been my favorite character. Hmm…-Gives Kel a magical glaive to cut pies in half faster than a normal glaive-

Kel: I knew pretending to like her would pay off one day!

All the way from Oz, here's Dorothy!

-Dorothy magically appears-

Dorothy: "Umm…Where am I?"

Everyone: "Tortall! Duh!"

Dorothy: "Oook. Sure." –Throws a bucket of water on the pies-

Pies: "Nooo! We're melting! Melllltttting!"

Dom: "Erm…How'd you do that?"

Dorothy: "I just wanna go home!"

Me: "Just tap your boots together three times and think 'There's a lot of better places than Tortall.' Over and over."

Jon: "But, but…I WANT MY PIE!!!" –Duck tape appears over his mouth- "Pmph! Pmph! Pmph!"

Alanna: "Thank you! I've wanted to do that since I was a page!" –Starts laughing hysterically-

Raoul and Gary: "Same!"

Meathead: "Uhh…Why are the melted pies coming back to life?"

Everyone: -Screams-

A/N: Thank you again! And tune in next time to see if our heros can defeat…ZOMBIE PIES!!! Eek!