A/N: Ok, sorry i was gone so long! i was on a 4 day trip and i havn't wrote anything since. I hope this is longer than the last, but if not, oh well.
Sirius and the Twins were sitting in an abandoned closet for the greater part of the night. They were trying to plan the first attack. The idea, was to attack first, and show that they mean't business... so far it was a loosing battle.
"So, for the one-billionth time, we are NOT going to put a Filibuster in the bathtub! Besides the fact that thats utterly lame, its not a smart idea. We need to think of something that will start it off with a roaring peal of laughter from everyone." Sirius barked in exhausted anger.
George looked up indignantly, "Well excuse me, Mr. I'm-The-Prank-Master! If your above our plans, then we could always leave you alone to plan yourself." Sirius shut his mouth.
Fred cut in. "Good. Because we have an idea."
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Remus slept rather peacefully, knowing that he had atleast one Weasley on his side. Between Tonks, Ginny, and himself, he felt the odds were somewhat more even. In the morning, we awoke before Sirius, as normal, and descided to go get himself a cup of coffee. While Sirius was asleep, he knew that he was safe from pranks, So rising early was a tradition for him.
As he walked down the stairs to the kitchen he heard movement on the other side. He slowed cautiously, just incase he had been mistaken to feel safe. He carefully opened the kitchen door and glanced in quickly.
"Oh Remus, glad to see I'm not the only one up." Molly smiled down from the chair she was standing in. "I just had to finish hanging this mirror before someone else came along and descided to get it dirty again." She some-what gracefully stepped down from the chair and admired her work. "It does make the kitchen look a bit livlier doesn't it?"
"Wonderfully cheerful ,Molly. It opens up the room." Remus smiled and busied himself with the muggle coffee maker he insisted be kept in the kitchen.
Moments later the kitchen was filled with the aroma of freshly brewed coffee. The smell must have permeated the entire house, because moments later the kitchen door burst open and an entirely exhausted Tonks exlaimed loudly. "I. Need. COFFEE!" She spotted the coffee pot and proceeded to pour herself a large mug full of the steaming liquid. Molly went to wake the children and her husband.
"So, any idea how we should strike first?" Remus presented the question to Tonks, who was barely listening. When she didn't respond, he began planning.
"Well, first off, lets get some breakfast and then we can get together in that abandoned closet upstairs and-" Tonks choked on her coffee and spluttered into her cup.
"We'll do WHAT!" Tonks stared wildly at Remus, who meerly looked puzzled and repeated.
"I said, that we, that is, Me, You, and Ginny, can get together in that closet upstairs and plan where we won't be overheard. Are you Okay?" Tonks had turned a deep shade of scarlet.
"Oh, yes! I'm perfectly fine."
The kitchen door opened and in walked the Weasleys and Sirius, all of which who took seats around the kitchen table. Moments later, Molly walked by and started setting food on the table. As she walked behind Lupin's chair, noone noticed Fred mutter a tiny spell beneath his breath.
Suddenly, the entire containger of syrup fell off of Molly's tray and upended itself on Remus's head. Remus, startled, leapt out of his chair in surprise.
Molly paled. "OH! Remus,dear, I'm soo sorry! I don't know what happened!" Remus silenced her with a wave of a hand.
"Its fine, Molly. Just a bit of syrup." He turned and left to go clean up.
Breakfast continued uninterupted for the next few minutes. Tonks glanced at Sirius just in time to see him point his wand at the wall and say an incantation. Before she could react, the sound of a door opening came from the mirror above the mantel. Everyones attention imediately went to the mirror and the sight that met them was not the reflection of the room.
The mirror showed Remus Lupin locking the door of what presumably, was the upstairs bathroom. He glanced straight out of the mirror when Tonks realized what was going on. Sirius had bewitched the mirror in the bathroom to not only reflect to the person looking, but also show the reflection in the mirror above the mantel. Her musings were cut off by the sound of someone turning on a shower. They were still watching the mirror with rapt attention when they scene suddenly got a little to much for a viewing audience.
Unaware that he was being watched, Remus proceeded to pull his shirt over his syrup-covered head. By this time Sirius, the Twins, were snorting with laughter and even Ron was fighting to hold back his laughter. Hermione and Ginny both looked like they would be scarred for life seeing their former teacher's naked upper half. Molly and Arthur looked indignant, but Tonks was glad she was the closest to the mantel so that noone could see the blush creeping across her face. As Remus dropped his shirt to the floor, he stretched his arms skyward, showing off his rippling abs and chest. She would have never expected the pale, seemingly frail man to have such a great body.
He reached over to test the stream of water in the shower. Suddenly,everyone was very glad that the bathroom mirror was sat as high as it was, because the could hear at belt being undone and clothes falling to the floor. The figure of Remus proceeded to disapear to the left, presumably into the shower for the sounds of the stream of water were different.
By now Sirius and the Twins were crying, the were laughing so hard, Ron had lost his battle to his laughter, Arthur looked slightly amused, and Molly had joined Hermione and Ginny in being frozen in shock. Tonks was scarlett, but couldn't but help be slightly dissapointed that the view wasn't nearly as good as before.
Suddenly, the sound of the running water was accompanied by another sound thathad everyone except Molly and Hermione rolling in laughter.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.-" Everyone was laughing so hard that the food was forgotten and the room was filled with roars of laughter.
The sound of water stopped and the now soaking wet and still naked upper half of Remus Lupin was dancing around infront of the mirror with a towel. "-Too sexy for my body, the way I'm disco dancing-"
ven tho everyone was laughing, everyone stopped when they realized the kitchen door stood open and a wide eyed and scarlett faced Remus stood there lookingat himself in the mirror over the mantel.
Sirius looked around and unintentionally exclaimed, "Damn! there was a delay!" Everyone looked at Remus who was frozen watching his naked reflection disco dancing with a towel.
He turned an even deeper scarlett but turned to Sirius and said with an even, slightly amused sounding voice. "You just wait." And with a sparkle in his eye, he turned to the rest of the kitchen who suddenly went back to their breakfast.
A/N: Ok, again, really short chapter, but thats all I have time to write for now, Hopefully a longer chapter soon. Again, I want atleast 3 reviews before i update again. If I dont get atleast 3 i'm not going to update for a few weeks. And seeing as i've had 1430 hits and i accept anonymous reviews, i expect some reviews!