A/N: Hello again! So far I have…2 reviewers! Wowee! Ok. I love both my wonderful reviewers, but I simply need more. Even flames are welcome at this point! Please don't make me beg!

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Pie Domination

On our last episode:

Meathead: "Uhh…Why are the melted pies coming back to life?"

Everyone: -Screams-

Now on to today's episode!

Delia: "Oh. My. Gasp!" –Dies- (Please don't ask about the 'oh my gasp' thing)

GoATP: "Did you think I would allow some girl from another kingdom to complete your quest? Well, let me tell you! It is your quest, so…Do it!

Kel: Someone's been inhaling too many oven fumes…

GoATP: "I heard that!"

Kel: "Oh. Uh, sorry." How did she know that? Did I say it out loud?

GoATP: "No, but you think really loudly."

Everyone: "Ya, you kinda do."

Kel: "Grr…"

Dom: She's so pretty when she growls…

Kel: -Blushes-

GoATP: "You're louder than she is."

Pies: "MWAHAHA!" –Attack still blushing Kel-

Me: "You forgot! She has her magical glaive!"

Kel: -Cuts all the pies into slices-

Everyone: "Thank you Protector of the Small!"

Kel: "I told you not to call me that!"

Jon: "Imph wmph mmph pmph!"

Thayet: "What was that?"

Jon: "I said, 'Imph wmph mmph pmph!'"

Alanna: Idiot…

Jon: "I heard that! I challenge you to a duel!"

Alanna: "Ok!" –Pulls out sword while grinning evilly-

Jon: -Gulps- "I changed my mind! I challenge you to a pie eating contest!"

Alanna: "Ok!" –Pulls out fork grinning evilly-

Me: "Ok, the first one to eat their 50 pies wins! Ready…Set…Go!"

Alanna and Jon: -Starts eating pies at a rather scary rate-

Actually, Alanna ate them at a scary rate, Jon was still trying to figure out how to use his fork.

Everyone: "Yay Alanna!"

Jon: -Scowls- "Hey! That's treason!"

Everyone: "Jon, Jon, he's our man. If he can't do it, Alanna can! Gooo Alanna!"

Raoul and Gary: -Giggle hysterically-