"The Fans Guide To Sam's Chick Flick Moments Ch.2"

Summery: Its Sam's guide to getting friends, family, and everyone in-between to easily fall into a well placed Chick Flick Moment. Told by Sam and Dean.

Disclaimer: Dude, if I owned the show, I would be writing episodes right now.

Warnings: Sam's mind, because who knows what's going on in that freaky head of his.

A/N: I also give thanks to SM for being beta and checking for errors. Thanx, SM. Also when Dean talks, it's Bold. Sam is regular. And remember, if you have a question; feel free to ask Sam. For he's the one writing this guide, not me.

The Fans Guide To Sam's Chick Flick Moments

Ch.2: The 5 most Important rules in Chick Flicks & The Do's and Don'ts

"Alright, we're back! For those who don't know who we are, the goofy looking person standing next to me is Sam."

"And the shorter guy doing most of the talking is my brother, Dean."

"Sam here was kind enough to actually let me get a part in this. He finally realized that his big brother knows more than he does."

"Right... Just remember Dean, this still is "Sam's Guide".

"Yeah, with help from Dean."

"If you say so. Anyway, let's start off with the 5 most important rules of Chick Flicks."

"1 or should I start from 5 and count down?

"Doesn't matter, Pick one."

"Alright, 5. If your going to start a Chick Flick, try and finish it.

Not only do we not want mini Chicks Flicks starting up a random times, but it makes it harder to start another one. It also adds to the problem. We don't want that. We're trying to help get RID of it. Not add more on."

"4. Don't let the other person change the subject. Changing the subject can turn things around on you or start a Chick Flick on something that has absolutely nothing to do with your original problem."

"3. Never stand near anything sharp. If you forget to move it like Sam said to do earlier, don't be dumb enough to stand near it! Depending on how much the person likes you, they can always say you fell. And nobody would question it."

"2. The Person who is being pulled in to a Chick Flick, has the right not to not talk. Don't worry, that's good for you, because now you can say what needs to be said without interruptions. So it a win-win."

"And number 1."

"The most important rule of Chick Flicks. The person who starts the Chick Flick, holds the unquestioned right to end it."

"Don't forget that cuz that card will come in handy. Because when you start a Chick Flick, you're in charge. It's just the other person who doesn't not know it yet."

"You can decide when the issue is resolved and the Chick Flick is over. Or why it's not over."

"Or, and this is my favorite; why you say it's not over. Any questions? Good. Next the are the do's and don'ts of a chick flick."