Disclaimer- Sigh I do not own Jack Sparrow. BUT, I am taking a trip to hunt down the rare species in his natural habitat.

Hello there, I am currently in a state of shock now that all the rum is gone. It was like; she hypnotized me to do it. I would've gladly jumped in after me rum. Why didn't I? I felt like I was glued to the deck, in a trance if you will. Does she have the power to do this? I hope not, I'd be doomed. I think she fancies me. I do. Look at her. Hopelessly enveloped in thoughts of Jack. She cannot hide it. Try she may but no one can resist me, love. But, she also said we were to be wed. Is she crazy? Jack Sparrow, married? I do not think so. It is my ship and I. No one else. Can you imagine? I shudder at the thought. Married. And, of all things, CHILDREN? Me with children. Likely not. I've been contemplating all of the things she has said. Crazy. Most of the things she's said are completely not going to happen. Married with children. Ugh. Blah. Oh. No. Not I, Captain Jack Sparrow. No children on my ship, with their little 'accidents' and such. No way. I will not have it.

And that hypnotizing type thingy she did. Do you think I would throw out me rum? NO! I couldn't help it. I picked up a bottle, I handed it to her, it went on or at least and hour. There was no stopping it. I was not in control of my body, which, in any other circumstances, might've been slightly pleasant. If I were not in 'grave danger' I would've thrown her off the first day. We docked in Tortuga and unpacked the goods. We did our little trade and asked a few people about Gevaar Island. No such luck. Obviously only October knew of it. But, there was this one man, who we asked. As soon as he heard the name he started mumbling in some weird language. Waving 'is hands about like a mad man. 'Twas funny to watch though. Disturbing nonetheless. So, we walked into a tavern, which I've never been in before. Surprisingly. As soon as we docked, she stepped right off the ship and walked in. Like she owned it. She knew it well too. She went up to the bar wench and said,

"Hello Susie. How are you this fine evening? Watch out for that man over there. He'll be brewin' up a nasty fight if you let him 'ave one to many. Alright?"

Aye, hun. He's on his 10th now. I better stop 'im then huh?"

"Better."

I shook my head at this girl's unbelievable attitude she was putting off. She was cocky and impressive. I liked it. No, not like that. Maybe. No. I would not fall for this one. A sure thing. She was psycho. A loon. A stalker. No.

"Ok, Jack Sparrow, wait here. Do not move. You may have some rum. Don't over do it, ok? Please. It means a lot to me that you obey."

She walks off into a back room somewhere. How dare she tell me not to move. And to obey. Like I am a dog. Oh. I pity the brute who marries that wench. Oh yes, it's me.

"A round for everyone!" I said to my crew. They cheered.

About 20 minutes later, October returned and had blood on her shirt.

"You okay, love?" I was suddenly interested in her whereabouts.

"Fine, 'twas not me who is going to feel it in the morning. Just a little business deal I had to see to."

I raised my eyebrows. What exactly HAD her 'business deal' been? Sounds like something is not as it seems. I do not like secrets.

"What is it? Are you hurt?"

"A little. 'Tis no big deal. I'll tell you what happened because obviously you want to know. And stop thinking those dirty thoughts. Disturbing Captain Jack. Disturbing."

"Right. Sorry, luv."

"I just had to ask a man where the jewel was. He didn't like it that I was looking for it. The only way to get the facts out of him was to rough him up a bit. The brute fought back, but he's 'sleepin' now. He won't be bugging me again, eh?"

I nodded. A part of me wanted to kill the man who hurt her. Another, laughing at her calmness.

Just then, a fight broke out. The big man October had pointed out earlier had punched another. Spreading it into a duel. No big deal. October threw back her head and laughed. We were just about to walk out when,

"HEY! WENCH! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THIK YOU'RE GOING?!?!?!?!?"

October's sly grin turned into an angry one.

"Oh shit. I guess he woke up."

Until later,

Captain Jack Sparrow

OK. 6th chapter. Love it or hate it. Oh. Them be fightin' words! We shall see...!