And this is like I said longer then the last chappie, however its still not super long…my bad….the next chappie will be up soon! He's Frick'en Freak'en Out!
Two days of very uneventful, uneventful-ness has passed here (besides the fact that I had my roof re-painted ), and as Enrique suggested, we are to put plan "Lets-make-Johnny-suffer-for-stealing-my-dear-ruffer-and-blackmailing-me-with-it-that-barstard" in to action, ok so the name isn't very 'catchy…..but its all I could come up with over these two days, and at least it gets straight to the point….. NEWHO….. Me and Enrique have been avoiding each other over this time to hopefully detracted any suspicions. As far as we can tell this has definitely been working to our satisfaction. For once, things seem to be heading me way!
Enrique enters my room quietly, looking around to make sure that neither Robert or Johnny witnessed his entry. He closes the door behind him and whispers.
"You ready to go through with this?" He asks with a smile. I nod.
"Ready as I'll ever be"
"Remember just pretend it's not Johnny, your acting has to be 'perfect'" He emphasizes this, knowing, that in the past I have been known for blowing my cover and cracking under pressure.
"I'll try my best…." Is all I can think of to say, I honestly can't make any promises. The thought of having to talk to let alone touch Johnny probably make me a sick as the thought of me touching him makes him…..did that make sense? Oh well, I'm not saying it again!
"Ok, well I just saw Johnny in the lounge by himself, Roberts ducked out for a while. This is a perfect opportunity." I must admit, Enrique's hit the nail right on the head with that. I stand up to leave, nervous about my mission. Enrique puts a hand on my shoulder when I reach the door. He's smiling.
"Good luck" He says, I nod and leave.
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Peaking my head around the corner, I spot Johnny, the sloth. Stretched out on the couch and eating chips while watching some sport on TV, played a ball and a long thing….I have no-idea what sport it is though……I'm not exactly Albert Einstein in this subject. He appears memorised by the game, and I take this opportunity to sneak around unnoticed to his side. I sit down next to him, still unnoticed. So to get attention, I move closer, sitting so close I can feel his body heat. THAT gets his attention, he jumps almost 10 feet when he realizes that it's me. I almost jump, by the shock of how much he jumped. By this action his bag of chips is dropped to the ground, he stands up to pick them up as well as being an obvious excuse to get away from me. When he sits back down again however, he sits at the other end of the couch. He's blushing, either at that fact that he made an idiot of himself, or the fact that I touched him, and he enjoyed it :laughs hysterically: …Just kidding….or am i….nah I am….
I watch him carefully, is pretending to have his attention on the game, but I see his eyes flicker to me every once in a while to see if I'm still looking at him, which I am. He releases a deep breath, as if he'd been holding it the whole time. When I see this I scoot over to him, to regain the closeness I had before, I'm trying so hard to hold back my laughter. I think all the weirdness of this situation for me, is being held back by how hilariously funny it is.
Johnny gasps at my sudden movements, and almost attempts to move up on to the arm rest of the seat to get away from me, before I take hold of his hand with mine. His eyes widen and for the first time he looks directly at me……He's freak'en out…..
"What….are…you doing?" He breaths slowly. I shrug, and rest my head on his shoulder as I speak.
"Why should I not do this? It's not like I've got Enrique to hold me back from what I really want anymore." I say smoothly. He jumps up so quick I lose grip of his hand.
"I've gotta go!" He says nervously before heading for the door, at a pace that could almost be considered running.
When he's gone I lean back on the chair and sigh. A job well done I'd say!
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I'm skipping cheerfully down the hallways to tell Enrique the good news about my mission! Passing Roberts room I hear loud talking. I kneel on the ground and put my ear as close to the door as possible to hear what's being said.
"…….He was so close to me, and the look in his eyes. He definitely wanted to jump me!" I grin, Johnny, if it weren't for your big head you'd be useless.
"I highly doubt that Johnny, Enrique and Oliver breaking up like that seemed far to convenient!" :gasps:….Robert, ever perceptive!
"Highly doubt it? I highly doubt you know what your talking about! What's to say Oliver couldn't have wanted me the whole time? And Enrique was just a substitute" Enrique, a substitute… whatever Johnny!
"Johnny, your being exactly how they planned you'd be!" DON'T BELIEVE HIM JOHNNY! "Remember what you did for Ruffer,Olive swore vengeance on you and we have been yet to see anything, and well I believe, this is it. Both Oliver and Enrique are in on it" Johnny's quiet. Oh my Johnny, don't go all modest on me now!
"So what if your right? What do we do then?" HE'S NOT RIGHT! HE'S LIEING! LIEING!
"You beat them at their own game!" Beat me? As if!
"What? Pretend that I'm in to him?" You don't need to pretend Johnny. Don't lie to yourself::laughs hysterically….but not out loud….don't want to get caught:
"Exactly!
Think you can do it?" No Johnny, you don't think you can do
it!
"Sure I can, but if he really does like me, and I lead
him on. I WILL punch you" No, punch him now!
"I
expected as much, but we wont need to worry. I'm not wrong!" Mr.
Confident!
Oh NO! Footsteps coming towards the door! RUN! The closest room is Enrique's room. I round the corner barge right in, without knocking….. I simply didn't have time. Enrique jumps out of his skin at my sudden intrusion. I close the door behind me.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ENRIQUE!" I yell, but quietly….i don't want Johnny or Robert hearing this, like I did then. See I do learn from other's mistakes! Just not my own.
Enrique looks confused. " What's my fault?"
"Johnny!
He knows! He's gonna try and beat me at my own game!"
"He
knows, because you weren't convincing enough probably." Enrique
says, looking back down at his laptop on his legs.
"That's not it at all! He totally fell for it! That is until he told Robert!" Enrique looks up, annoyance playing on his features.
"Robert! That perceptive son of a bitch!" He pauses and then grins. "Well there only one thing you can do! Fight back!" I look at him confused.
"But
they know!" Way to state the obvious, yes, I'm sounding more and
more intelligent each second!
"BUT! They don't know that we
know that they know!" He said winking at me. Is he deliberately
trying to confuse me. I keep looking confused, he take that offer and
elaborates. "Johnny, doesn't think that your expecting him to
return the come-on, so when he does, don't show weakness! So then
he'll think that you really do want him!" Oh, I get it! And
here I was thinking that Enrique's brain had gone on vacation.
"And then he'll punch Robert!" Now its Enrique's turn to look confused. I just smile…..i don't feel much like elaborating, even though I know that he's hoping that I will…. Can you tell I luv that word::giggles:….elaborate….. He shrugs casually, and turns on his heal to leave.
"So you now what to do, don't give in to him, cause he knows that your bluffing!" I smile. "And better yet, you know that he's bluffing!"
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