A/N: I know, its been FOREVER since I updated.. But I told you it wasn't abandoned, I came back!!! But don't expect quick updates sadly… I'm swamped with school and I'm actually supposed to be learning a monologue for drama class now anyway.. But I suddenly felt like writing.

Remus, Tonks, and Ginny were sitting on the floor of Tonks's room once again. Ginny was sprawled on her back and kept drawing shaped with her fingers in the air. Tonks sat staring at the wall across from her and thinking about her next auror assignment. Remus lay on his stomach with his head in his hands. Anyone would have thought he was asleep if not for the mumbling coming from him. "We could paint his eyebrows blue." Remus mumbled for the forty-third time that afternoon.

Suddenly, Tonks flew up and ran to her closet. Remus, startled by her sudden movement motioned to Ginny and both of them stood and moved out of the line of the flying articles of clothing that Tonks was throwing pell-mell from the closet. Remus was content to stare wildly until a particularly wild toss from Tonks landed a black vinyl corset on his shoulder.

"TONKS! What the hell is all of this stuff?" Remus gestured to the corset and to the other strange articles of clothing Ginny was sifting through which included a single left boot that was leather and looked to reach about mid-thigh, a red leather jacket, a blue ballet slipper, an odd assortment of multi-colored gloves, a pair of yellow spandex pants and an object that appeared to be some sort of riding crop. "Er… Tonks?" He looked at her suspiciously, "You could have told us you had an odd night-life."

Tonks laughed at the expression on Remus's face and walked over and grabbed a pair of purple fish-nets off of her chair and sat down. "Remember how I mentioned it was much easier to have an extensive wardrobe than to transfigure my clothes when I go undercover? This is what I meant." She smiled happily and pointed to the closet. Ginny walked over and looked in the door. Only then did it dawn on them that she had every imaginable article of clothing in that magically expanded closet.

"This is all great and wonderful, but how exactly does this help us with our Sirius problem?" Remus looked skeptically over his shoulder at the closet. " Turn him into a hooker?"

Tonks nodded and smiled evily "Precisely."

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Sirius stirred, mumbled in his sleep and then rolled over. He realized it was dawn by the cool gray light that filtered in through the window. He lay for a moment before realizing he would never get back to sleep and may as well get dressed and get a cup of tea. He stood and walked towards the door before he realized something… The floor was empty. He shook his head and rubbed his eyes before looking again, sure as ever there wasn't a single article of clothing on the floor. Beginning to be slightly worried, Sirius went for his wardrobe and slung the door open. What he saw was enough to make him cringe.

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Remus, Tonks, and Ginny were particularly early for breakfast that morning. Remus had awoken early and snuck down to get a good seat for the mornings activities. Tonks showed up before long with Ginny in the lead. Ginny yawned "Can I have some of your coffee Remus? Me and Tonks had a girls night and didn't get to sleep untill about an hour ago." Remus poured her a mug and smiled… he was corrupting the good British children in this house.

Everyone greeted a smiling Molly as she began making breakfast. The smell of cooking food had soon lured everyone into the kitchen.. Everyone that is, except Sirius. " Where in the world is that man?" Molly could be heard muttering under her breath while everyone else tucked into a delicious breakfast as always. About halfway through the meal a loud crash came from the stairs leading down to the basement kitchen followed by a loud thud of something crashing against the door. The door soon swung open to a sight that left them all speechless.

There, with a look of pure hatred etched into his face, was Sirius. But this was no normal Sirius, this was a side of Sirius none of them had ever seen and most likely never wanted to see. The source of the crash was apparent as he was wearing 5 inch stiletto leather boots that reached his knees, a lime green mini-skirt with some black fishnet hose, and a purple sequined halter-top with built in push-up supports.

"Alright! REMUS JOHN LUPIN, you have to the count of THREE to tell me where my clothes are!" The entire kitchen suddenly realized the hilarity of it all and burst out laughing. "ITS NOT FUNNY!" interjected a scarlet faced and slightly wobbling Sirius. "How would you like to wake up with your clothes missing and your entire wardrobe replaced with rather strange clothing… this was the best of all the clothes there!" The entire table laughed as Sirius began to relate how his wardrobe was now full of corsets and mini-skirts and bras and knickers and other odd pieces of women's apparel.

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".. and there's this little whip thingy that you see horse jockeys holding…I don't know what its doing in there…" A loud POP interrupted dinner in the kitchen that night as Sirius was just telling Arthur of the odd devices he'd found in Tonks's closet ("I always knew it was in the Black gene to be kinky…") and earning a few good whacks from Tonks.

Dumbledore stood in the middle of the kitchen. The chatter stopped as Dumbledore looked to Sirius, "Something has happened."

A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!! I've been mean and havn't updated in FOREVER, but seriously, REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY!