The Fans Guide To Sam's Chick Flick Moments Chapter.3

Part 1:: Sam and Dean's infamous Chick Flick Moments

"Ok, here it is,"

"The moment you all have been waiting for,"

"The legendary Chick Flicks of me and Sam."

"The first one, a scene from the "Pilot" episode,"

Dean: Does Jessica know the truth about you? I mean, does she know about the things you've done?

Sam: No and she's not ever going to know.

Dean: Well that's healthy. You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you're going to have to face up to who you really are.

Sam: Who is that?

Dean: One of us.

Sam: No, I'm not like you. This is not going to be my life.

Dean: Well you've got a responsibility.

Sam: To dad and his crusade? If it weren't for pictures I wouldn't even know what mom looks like. What difference would it make? Even if we do find the thing that killed her, mom's gone, and she isn't coming back.

Dean: (Dean grabs Sam by the shirt and shoves him up against a rail on the bridge) Don't talk about her like that.

"Nothing like brotherly love, huh? You think that's something, try this scene from "Bloody Mary".

Dean: Well who's gonna summon her?

Sam: I will. She'll come after me.

Dean: You know what, that's it. This is about Jessica, isn't it? You think that's your dirty little secret that you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean, the nightmares and calling her name out in the middle of the night—it's gonna kill you. Now listen to me—It wasn't your fault. If you wanna blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Or hell, why don't you take a swing at me? I mean I'm the one that dragged you away from her in the first place.

Sam: I don't blame you.

Dean: Well you shouldn't blame yourself, because there's nothing you could've done.

Sam: I could've warned her.

Dean: About what? You didn't know what was gonna happen! And besides, all of this isn't a secret, I mean I know all about it. It's not gonna work with Mary anyway.

Sam: No you don't.

Dean: I don't what?

Sam: You don't know all about it. I haven't told you everything.

Dean: What are you talking about?

Sam: Well it wouldn't really be a secret if I told you, would it?

"So who started this one?"

"You."

"How me?!? I just wanted to help Charlie and to stop Bloody Mary from killing again!"

"Yeah, but you were hiding something. It's my job to find what."

"Alright but you started it. You were the one doing most of the talking."

"Sammy, Sammy, Sammy,..."

"It's Sam."

"Have you forgotten already? I quote from you when I say this. Number 2 in the 5 most important rules for Chick Flicks, "The Person who is being pulled in to a Chick Flick, has the right not to not talk." Remember that?"

"So your admitting that it's your Chick Flick?"

"No I... What, we keeping count now?"

"Anyways, here's another one from "Asylum".

Sam: Dean...Step away from the door.

Dean: Sam, put the gun down.

Sam: Is that an order?

Dean: No, that's more of a friendly request.

Sam: Cuz I'm gettin' pretty tired of taking your orders.

Dean: I Knew it. Ellicott did something to you, didn't he?

Sam: For once in your life, just shut your mouth.

Dean: What are you going to do Sam. The guns filled with Rock Salt. It's not going to kill me.

Sam: No, but it'll hurt like hell.

Dean: Sam, we gotta burn Ellicott's bones, and all this will be over. And you'll be back to normal.

Sam: I am normal. I'm just telling the truth for the first time. I mean, why are we even here? Cuz your following dad's order's like a good little soldier? Cuz you always do what he says without question? Are you that desperate for his approval?!

Dean: This isn't you talking Sam...

Sam: That's the difference between you and me, I have a mind of my own. I'm not pathetic, like you.

Dean: What are you gonna do? Huh, you gonna kill me?

Sam: You know what? I am sick and tired of doing what you tell me to do. We're no closer to finding dad today, than we were 6 months ago.

Dean: Well then here, let me make it easier for you. Go on, take it. Real bullets are gonna work a hell of a lot better than Rock Salt. Take it! (Sam aims the gun at Dean.) You hate me that much? You think you could kill your own brother? The go ahead. Pull the trigger. Do it! (Sam pulls the trigger. It clicks indicating that it's empty.)

"I'll admit. I did start that one, despite the fact that it wasn't all my fault that it happened."

"How was it not your fault?"

"I was...influenced by an outside force."

"An "outside force?"

"Yep."

"Whatever. I will continue this..."

"We will" Dean."

"Fine. WE will continue the famous Chick Flicks of Sam and me in the next chapter. Happy now?"

"Ecstatic."

A/n: "Hey, many thanks to BlazeorFade, Oo-Dirty-Little-Secret-oO and wcfan for reviewing."

"BlazeorFade: Glad you love it!"

"Oo-Dirty-Little-Secret-oO: Yeah, that's Dean, never letting you get a word in! It's really a lost cause. Believe me I tried, and tried and tried! But don't worry I'll tell Dean what you said. lol"

"wcfan: No problem, and I will. Though it's quite hard to get any work done with Dean around."

"I heard that!"

"Yeah I know. I kinda wanted you to."