HEYYA Its been a while since I updated dis… and che… well I thought I'd give it a go!!

OOO Umm I made two vids, that in my eyes, kinda represent these fics….

If chu ish into yourtube…. Che 'em both Olli X Enrique

Coz i cant post links... ill tell ya how to find em... Go to youtube... and den in the search type in Beyblade Majestics one of them is titled Beyblade - If Enrique Were Gay? (Oliver x Enrique) it is the fifth one down... and the other is called... Is Enrique wasting his life? That one is the last one on the page...

…. Okz… ill leave you to read ahead… enjoy…

Time Flies When You Do Nothing!!

I decided that in a situation such as this, it is best to play the completely ignorant card. So I do.

"Oh really! Who did you come to see then?" I ask smiling sweetly, well as sweetly as I can muster.

Max smiles back, a smile that could render an entire army useless against him. "I came to see you silly billy!!" He then says punching my shoulder playfully. I rub the spot he had hit with a punch that really shouldn't have induced any pain, but actually did. He looks apologetic.
"Oop, sorry I forgot, you bruise like a peach" I put on my best 'No way! I am a MAN' looks, which unfortunately doesn't convince him in the slightest. He just laughs at me. OOO that little…. He thinks just because he looks so innocent and naïve that he can get away with anything!!! …. Well maybe he can…. But I wish he didn't know that!! Because sometimes, I SWARE, he is WAY smarter than he lets on, and just plays innocent just to get what he wants!! Oh man, I should totally do that!! But unfortunately, I give off an aura that just screams 'I-am-a-super-smart-and-well-informed-individual-don't-mess-with-me' …. Why do I feel people are laughing at me…. ::shrugs:: must be my imagination…..

"Ok then Maxie, you came to see me, what did you want to see me for? Whats on your mind?" His smile broadens, if at all possible.

"Well…" He slips in a pause, in an attempt to seem dramatic. It doesn't work. "I have a boyfriend!!" I brink several times, trying to clear my thoughts. I guess that's good on my part, there's nothing for Enrique to be jealous of, however, I kinda wanted him to still have a crush on me…. Pft, so much for that!!

"Wow, that's….. that's awesome!! So who's the lucky guy? Anyone I know?" I ask curiously, trying my best to hide my disappointment. Max now looks like he is blushing, his cheeks tinted red.

"Well, yeah, you do know him…." Again another dramatic pause. "It's Ray" OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Is it just me, or is every FREAKING beyblader is FREAKING gay!?!?!?! There is no-longer any doubt about it, beyblading is a GAY sport…. I guess its this generations form of figure skating for guys… I have no idea if that makes any sense….. Lets just pretend it does shall we

"Wow, Max…. That's awesome, and totally and utterly surprising…. I didn't know Ray was gay!!" Max nods.

"He hasn't always been" He raises one finger. "He a newly awakened gay!!" I suppress a laugh.

"Next thing I know, you'll be telling me Kai is gay too!!!!" I announce letting my laughter lose this time. Max just looks at me confused.

"Umm… he is" I stop laughing, and stare at him in shock. "I thought you knew that!"

"How could I?? No-one told me, and it was highly unlike that Kai was going to confide in someone like me…."

"Oh well, actually what I meant was… I thought it was obvious!" Hmmm my gay-dar must be playing up… I remember back in the day, I mean the 'straight' day, I used to spot a gay from 20 feet!! And now….. I have nothing!!! But I guess it has been quite a while since I have infact seen Kai. BAH I wonder if he's in a 'relationship' (I still hate that word, and totally love to laugh at it) with any body?? That Ice King (Or should I say 'Queen') actually showing some kind of emotion…. I can't imagine it…. Actually, just the thought of it makes me think that the world as, in fact, fallen off its axis and is now spinning backwards, and therefore everything living on earth is now backwards…. We live in a world were Kai shows emotion and boy bands play instruments…. Ceeeerrrrrrazzzyy!!!

"So err…. If you don't mind me asking, is Kai in a 'relationship' at the moment?" I wanna laugh, I wanna laugh, I wanna laugh….. DON'T LAUGH OLIVER!! Max nods.

"Yeah he's been in a steady relationship for like 6 months now" I look at him intently waiting for a name, he'd obviously forgotten the question, but upon my staring appears to remember. "Oh right, Tala" I look more than slightly confused…. In fact I probably look like I am about to pass out.

"Tala, as in Tala that was…. EVIL!!! Oh and I don't use the term lightly…. He was EVIL!!!"

"Yea, umm that Tala" Max said as if NOTHING I just said had sunk through his head… Is it just me… or do people not take the term EVIL as seriously as they once did…..As far as I can remember… From the world tournament, Tala along with his team was stealing bitbeats and wanting to take over the world or some other nonsense. Honestly I don't remember to much of it, I do, however, remember that Tala, yes he may have been evil, But he was also HOT…. And I mean MEGA hot!! And YES I WAS straight back then, but I do remember thinking at the time that he was a very attractive guy… but looking back on it… FUCK he was a TOTAL spunk!!…. Ok I'm gonna stop raving about Tala, because… he ish EVIL!!

It appears Max has discovered that he needs to explain the situation a bit more to me.

"Umm, Tala was evil, but he like changed…. And now he's good" Thanks for that Max… That explains EVERYTHING…. All he does is smile, I don't think I have ever seen this boy frown…. EVER…. THAT IS FREAKY!!! There must be something wrong with his mouth…. Or his brain… either is plausible I guess.

Johnny choses this moment to enter the room, earphones in his ears completely oblivious to any one else in the….. that is, until he gets to the fridge and sees ours reflections in the door. When he turns around so fast I sware he almost slips and falls, when facing us he rips the ear phone out of his ears, what looks to be almost painfully. His face first one of shock then turns to one of….

"Max!! What are you doing here?" He yells a huge grin on his face as he walks quickly towards us. Max stands, grinning just as broadly.

Hmm… did I mention that for some un-godly reason Max and Johnny…. Are like…. SUPER good friends…. Which I thought was weird as first considering Johnny's total and utter disdain for anything joyful … and well Max… as we all know… is like having a rather large ocean of joyful-ness, which is travel sized and fits conveniently into your back pocket.

So I'm sure that you will understand that it shocked me when they started to get along like a house on fire. However, they both have very bad timing. As on the rare occasion that Max came to visit myself and the rest of Majestic's here in France, Johnny would have gone back to Glasgow to see his family. And as for Johnny visiting Max… well Johnny refuses to travel to America, claims he doesn't want to 'lower his standards'. So if I recall correctly, the last time they've seen each other was …. Err…. A LONG time ago… I don't even remember, it was that long ago!! MAN!! Sucks to be them!

But ya know by their reaction…. I recon that they're pretty damn happy right now… Johnny sure is!!

And he didn't have much time to react when he got within reach, as Max basically glomped him from across the couch. Johnny's look of joy went from what looked like fear, in a matter of moments. I suppress a laugh.

Oh and by the way…. ::coughs nervously:: me and Enrique never got around to…err… telling Johnny… that well… Max is gay. But I guess it doesn't matter as much any more… since… well…. Johnny's gay too

Max relinquished Johnny somewhat slowly. And Max looked curiously at both of us.

"So what are you guys up to for Christmas?" He asks cheerfully. What the hell is he on about?? Christmas?? He's thinking a bit ahead of himself…

Me and Johnny look at each other rather confused….

"Christmas?" We both say in unison. Max raises an eyebrow.

"Yea, you know that one day of the year, where everyone gives me peasants, and you eat lots of food…. And SANTA…. Man, I can't believe you've never heard of Christmas. Jeeze, you've been seriously deprived" Johnny rolls his eyes absently. I take the initiative and speak.

"Max, we know what Christmas is, we just don't know why your mentioning it" He shrugs.

"Well there's only two weeks to go…. Till SANTA comes" He says, and begins to clap and cheer for the last part.

"Two weeks?!" I say in shock, my eyes as big a saucers.

"Two weeks??" Johnny questions just as shocked as me.

"Two weeks…." Max smiles. "Oliver now its your turn… you say it now" Now it's my turn to roll my eyes.

"Max, we're not playing a game!! We're serious! Is it really only two weeks till Christmas?" Max looks disappointed that we weren't just mucking around.

"Yea of corse it is…. How could you not know? How have you missed all the T.V Christmas specials?" He asks.

"I don't really watch T.V… just a whole bunch of movie's…." I answer.

"Yea same, though I do watch a bit of the sports…." He looks thoughtful.

"Well what about all the Christmas decorations at the shops….. and the Christmas pamphlets in the mail?" Max almost seems hysterical.

"I haven't shopping in like, ages… and we don't receive junk mail" Max looks slightly shocked.

"What do you guys do around here then?" Me and Johnny both go to reply at the same time, but pause thinking. Neither of us can come up with an answer to the question.

"Nothing…. I guess…." I say shrugging

Wow, what a sorry, sorry life……

Oh Jee, can u tell I was in the Christmas spirit??

Well I totally am

Errmm, a lot of you have probably noticed, that I am, in fact, leading this fic NOWHERE!!!

It's like shithouse!! Im gonna keep writing, however, coz it ish my 'release'… oh god… not in that way!! You dirty dirty people!!

Umm, che, well, I guess… I give ya'll permission to stop reading if chu thinks its just gotten gay-er and gay-er as the fic as progressed… BWAH

Okies well im off!!

Ciao!!