I FINALLY GET ON AND NOW I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK! NOT COOL!!! WELL HERE IT IS CHAPTER FIVE.
CHAPTER FIVE REVIEWERS R' US
"Ha! I have successfully hacked into the person who created this fanfics writers reviews list and got the numbers of all the reviewer cell phones. First up, the person with the username The faded gaurdian. Evidently she wanted to be pranked so... Xemnas, you take this one." Axel said in triumph.
"Who, me? Fine. Hello? Is this pizza hut?"
"I don't know. Is this Xemnas?"
"Oh hey mario. I'll have a large extra cheese with anchvies."
"You like anchovies?" Roxas askes Xemnas in disbelief.
"Hey Xemnas. Have you ever gone golfing with Roxas? Because you might just learn something about his back swing." The person on the phone says impatiently.
"I don't know what is with it and people making fun of my golfing!!! I'm not that bad!"
(all in unison)"Yes you do."
anouncer guy: WILL THEY EVER FIND OUT HOW BAD ROXAS SUCKS AT GOLF? KEEP READING TO FIND OUT!!!