(AN: This week, it's a message from the roomy! Isn't that exciting, boys and girls? Okay, here it is: "Lucius loves snapey yum. End." )
Chapter Two: Even The Luciuses Are Beautiful
"Severus, you'll never believe what happened…" Lucius Malfoy said as he sped towards Severus Snape in the middle of Knockturn Alley. "Hold on…" he said, as Snape turned to glare at him. Lucius frowned, and stared at Snape in confusion. "There's something different about you… Severus, are you smiling?"
"No, you dimwit…" Snape began to say, but he was interrupted by a random witch who tapped him on the shoulder. "What?" Snape said, irritated.
"Excuse me, but…" the witch said nervously, "are you Liza Minelli?"
"You are babbling." Snape declared, and turned back to Lucius.
"I know!" Lucius said. "Something happened to your hair." He peered at Snape closely. "But what?"
"It is just..." Yet again, Snape did not get the chance to end his sentence.
"Sorry to bother you…" a young wizard said. "but are you Liza Minelli?"
"No." Snape snapped, and stormed off, Lucius running after him. "Honestly," Snape said as they entered the Hog's Head a couple of minutes later, "That's the last time I get a bob."