What If?

by i-love-adam-101

Ten years after the last book, a lot has changed in Suzes and Jesses life. Suze is engaged to Adam and Jesse is living with another girl called Samantha but when a song called what if comes on the radio will they realize they made a mistake?

2. Voices in my head

I rushed about getting ready and we left 10 minutes later to his show. He got up on that stage and sung a song about voices in his head which was so funny, I swear I almost wet myself. It went like this;

Thank you all for coming to my show
You've been great, but now I have to go.
Everyone had a super time I hope
Some songs tend to push the envelope

These are things that I have said,
but there are voices in my head,
and if you could here them,
this is what they'd say:

Thank you all for coming to my show
- Oh it hurts you bastard didn't laugh at my new Nazi song and
You've been great, but now I have to go.
- Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and
Everyone had a super time I hope
- I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that fucker
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- Open up your eyes, your fiancé and girlfriend both showed up you sucker

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a hack
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You need Prozac
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away

But wait there's more
Thank you all for coming to my show
- I have to take a piss
- God I hope there's cocaine left backstage
You've been great, but now I have to go.
- Why did I sign up for this?
- God I hope there's cocaine left backstage
Everyone had a super time I hope

Leave this song on the shelf
- I really really hope there's cocaine left backstage
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- I should just kill myself
- He is right you should kill yourself

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a mess
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You're talentless.
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away
No they won't go away
- Never go away
- Never go away
They're here to stay.
- We're here to stay
- We're here to stay
They say I'm gay
- You're gay
- You're gay
Absolutely not I'm not gay
I say No Way
- You're gay
You're gay
- You're gay
Ok I'm Gay
- Bi-curious

Everybody loved it and couldn't stop laughing. Later that night I had my own voices in my head.

-Aren't you forgetting about someone

No

-Yes you are

No I'm not

-Yes you are

NO I'm not

-YES you are

Who then?

-Jesse!

Oh him. That's when I got a flash back of ten years previous.